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Post by *ech* on Jun 4, 2023 21:12:44 GMT 1
I was banned from Sludge once as *ech*, about ten or fifteen years ago. Didn't understand why until a few years later when I was given the Blue Steel account by grendel and someone explained it to me.
What? Why were you banned? I still don't understand why.
Grendel's Blue Steel account? What the fuck are you talking about?
The Nobleman It's a stupid, boring story. Here goes: there was a poster named Ozzy Van Durst. He was an idiot. Someone had made a banner with his photo and some stupid caption that everyone would post after he posted. Then the CEO told us to stop using that banner as it took a lot of bandwidth, and I guess it was getting expensive. Someone had warned me about that, but I thought it was a joke, so I posted it anyway. I got banned.
A few months (or was it years?) later, on another forum, Grendel, who is a mensch, offered to give me his burner Sludge account, which he had only used a couple of times. It was called Blue Steel. So, for a few years, I was Blue Steel on Sludge. That's when I pieced together the circumstances that led to my banning and the shame and infamy that followed.
That idiot OVD eventually died, but not before getting ridiculed by the Limp Bizkit singer on social media. That was pretty funny, but I don't remember the details. THAT was a better story. Maybe someone over at Sludge remembers?
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Post by suckit on Jun 4, 2023 22:43:40 GMT 1
Wow, he's dead? How'd he die? Way to bury the lede...
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Post by cowpins on Jun 4, 2023 22:52:40 GMT 1
Can’t remember the 2nd banned name.
Did it have a W in it?
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Post by spirit on Jun 4, 2023 23:18:38 GMT 1
Stevie’sPubes
MetalManeMisfit
RockinToupée
FrizzyFiasco
ShredLocksLover
AquaNetAddict
HairBandHijinks
GlamRockGuru
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CurlsAndCraziness
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Post by *ech* on Jun 4, 2023 23:22:19 GMT 1
Wow, he's dead? How'd he die? Way to bury the lede... I don't remember what happened. Maybe a piano fell on him. Or he fell face first into a lawnmower. Maybe he contracted AIDS cancer. Or a freak frisbee accident. Smothered by a pillow. Murdere/suicide pact with his favorite teacher. Drowned in gazpacho. Maybe he participated in a dance marathon. Or a Lego build-off to the death. Committed suicide by asbestos. Masturbated to death. Old age. One of those for sure. |
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Post by suckit on Jun 4, 2023 23:30:31 GMT 1
Wow, he's dead? How'd he die? Way to bury the lede... I don't remember what happened. Maybe a piano fell on him. Or he fell face first into a lawnmower. Maybe he contracted AIDS cancer. Or a freak frisbee accident. Smothered by a pillow. Murdere/suicide pact with his favorite teacher. Drowned in gazpacho. Maybe he participated in a dance marathon. Or a Lego build-off to the death. Committed suicide by asbestos. Masturbated to death. Old age. One of those for sure. My pick |
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Post by Nunya on Jun 5, 2023 5:09:22 GMT 1
Sludge for pointing out something REO (Rapist or Retarded Exec. Once-was) had talked about doing BITD.like 2002-3 Mopar forum for arguing w/someone who was trying to sell me something, that I didn't want. Local community site forum twice - once for advertising my business, once for calling someone else out on thier bullshit.
I can see you've been victimized many times on the internet.
To no fault of your own.
The NoblemanNever said I was victimized. Except when a lawyer posted gay porn on spooge. Lost my appetite for a week. |
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Post by suckit on Jun 5, 2023 8:48:57 GMT 1
Sludge for pointing out something REO (Rapist or Retarded Exec. Once-was) had talked about doing BITD.like 2002-3 Need moar. |
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Post by Nunya on Jun 5, 2023 15:24:36 GMT 1
Sludge for pointing out something REO (Rapist or Retarded Exec. Once-was) had talked about doing BITD.like 2002-3 Need moar. Think was a bit later, after he 'came out' as CEO. It was basically him admitting he knew some bimbo he was fucking BITD was underage, then giving hell to some 'rock star' for it, and denying he ever did. He does, or did, shit like that a lot. |
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jun 5, 2023 15:54:21 GMT 1
None. I’m not an asshole. I’m delightful. People like me. Mods like me.
You may not have been banned, but you drove everybody away from Spooge with your nonstop penis posts.
The NoblemanI wasnt banned, because Spooge was all about delightful penis pix.
I think one could get banned there, if you hadnt posted a good penis pic in a while. Pretty sure thats why Mojo banned Johnny Tuscahairdoo.
it was you, Mojo, and Ouze who posted photos of penises, which I found distasteful. Everyone knows a penis should be drawn or painted. It's much more seemly.
And big talk from the guy who cataloged every painting!
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Post by grendel on Jun 5, 2023 22:12:33 GMT 1
What? Why were you banned? I still don't understand why.
Grendel's Blue Steel account? What the fuck are you talking about?
The Nobleman It's a stupid, boring story. Here goes: there was a poster named Ozzy Van Durst. He was an idiot. Someone had made a banner with his photo and some stupid caption that everyone would post after he posted. Then the CEO told us to stop using that banner as it took a lot of bandwidth, and I guess it was getting expensive. Someone had warned me about that, but I thought it was a joke, so I posted it anyway. I got banned.
A few months (or was it years?) later, on another forum, Grendel, who is a mensch, offered to give me his burner Sludge account, which he had only used a couple of times. It was called Blue Steel. So, for a few years, I was Blue Steel on Sludge. That's when I pieced together the circumstances that led to my banning and the shame and infamy that followed.
That idiot OVD eventually died, but not before getting ridiculed by the Limp Bizkit singer on social media. That was pretty funny, but I don't remember the details. THAT was a better story. Maybe someone over at Sludge remembers?
Don’t remember much, but OVD had been communicating with Fred Dirst on Twitter and Fred found him so annoying that he tweeted what a doofus he was and commanded everyone to call him Boojie. Boojie was later ridiculed for buying a cassette tape from another sludger on eBay and giving him negative feedback because it wasn’t rewound. 😂 |
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Post by suckit on Jun 5, 2023 23:13:52 GMT 1
Think was a bit later, after he 'came out' as CEO. It was basically him admitting he knew some bimbo he was fucking BITD was underage, then giving hell to some 'rock star' for it, and denying he ever did. He does, or did, shit like that a lot. Or he apologizes for Cosbys new accusers after CA tore up the SoL... don't worry, REO. Lawyers don't sue broke people. |
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Post by spirit on Jun 6, 2023 7:37:06 GMT 1
Wolfgang hasn’t done anything for a while so he’s spewing venom onto Tommy Lee’s girlfriend for some reason.
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Post by *ech* on Jun 6, 2023 7:47:31 GMT 1
It's a stupid, boring story. Here goes: there was a poster named Ozzy Van Durst. He was an idiot. Someone had made a banner with his photo and some stupid caption that everyone would post after he posted. Then the CEO told us to stop using that banner as it took a lot of bandwidth, and I guess it was getting expensive. Someone had warned me about that, but I thought it was a joke, so I posted it anyway. I got banned.
A few months (or was it years?) later, on another forum, Grendel, who is a mensch, offered to give me his burner Sludge account, which he had only used a couple of times. It was called Blue Steel. So, for a few years, I was Blue Steel on Sludge. That's when I pieced together the circumstances that led to my banning and the shame and infamy that followed.
That idiot OVD eventually died, but not before getting ridiculed by the Limp Bizkit singer on social media. That was pretty funny, but I don't remember the details. THAT was a better story. Maybe someone over at Sludge remembers?
Don’t remember much, but OVD had been communicating with Fred Dirst on Twitter and Fred found him so annoying that he tweeted what a doofus he was and commanded everyone to call him Boojie. Boojie was later ridiculed for buying a cassette tape from another sludger on eBay and giving him negative feedback because it wasn’t rewound. 😂 Boojie!  |
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Jun 6, 2023 8:37:27 GMT 1
I got banned from a forum once for posting "Han Solo Dies" on the day of that movie's release which I didn't even see. Fun times. Then the site owner sent me several pissed off emails over it and doxed me on the site.
From one of the actual many fucking emails he sent me...
"Would you have cared if it was Harry Potter, My Little Pony, or the fucking Transformer's movie being spoiled? Or would you have just seen humor in the spoiling/outrage?"
I would have cared less, but reacted exactly the same: changed the thread title to something that indicated spoilers and berated/insulted the OP for his dickhead move, then applied one of the three special badges I use for such occasions (herpaderp/squelched/special attention). And if the person kept undoing my edits to the thread (particularly the title), I will gradually ratchet up the moderation until they stop. This is precisely what happened to you.
"Fuck off. Nothing I did was listed as against the forums fucking rules."
Don't play dumb with me. You knew damn well when you created that thread that I'd have to edit it. Then you went and undid my edits... not once, but twice. Rule #1 on the forum is to not make me work... you made me work, then do the same work again, then do it again... did you really think that was going to play out well for you?
Setting the bitchfight aside for a moment: look, it's pretty simple: standard internet etiquette says you warn about spoilers. It's also quite well known that you don't undo moderator edits. You intentionally tried to spoil the movie for a lot of people, then decided to undo my changes to your post... twice. I'm pretty patient, but I'm not going to sit around waiting for you to undo my edits over and over. I'll remove your ban tomorrow. It doesn't matter one whit to me whether or not you come back, but if you do, please refrain from continuing this silliness. You can bitch about me and my unfairness/hypocrisy/whatever all you want, but forcing Star Wars spoilers on people has to stop.
lolz. I of course responded the only way one could by adding "Darth" to the front of my forum name and setting my signature to...
"Jigsaws in the room the whole time, The chick in crying game has a dick. The shrinks dead in 6th sense, Donnie Darko is schizo and dies at the end, it's not Jason it's Jason's mother in the 1st one, the apes are on earth in the future, Monty Python's knights are all escaped lunatics, The girl gets spanked (and likes it) in 50 shades, Soylent Green is people, A lot of Jews die in Schindler's list and Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny is not for fucking realz."
Pretty fucking lame banning but watching nerd's and the forum site owner's heads explode over a spoiled kid's action figure commercial passed off as a movie was at least a very small victory. Fucking SW people take this kind of shit seriously.
- Darth Knäver
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Post by grendel on Jun 6, 2023 15:55:19 GMT 1
The knights in Monty Python were not escaped lunatics.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jun 6, 2023 16:18:01 GMT 1
The knights in Monty Python were not escaped lunatics. The black knight was.
He though he was invincible, but he was actually a loony.
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Post by grendel on Jun 7, 2023 2:37:20 GMT 1
The knights in Monty Python were not escaped lunatics. The black knight was.
He though he was invincible, but he was actually a loony.
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Post by heenansnuka on Jun 7, 2023 2:52:11 GMT 1
Twice at Sludge. Gazpacho Can’t remember the 2nd banned name. cmon dumbass. It was Nitrorulz. How the hell can u forget ur own history. |
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Post by suckit on Jun 7, 2023 3:05:01 GMT 1
Every time I think you can't get any creepier...
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