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Post by rollerdawgs on Jun 19, 2023 7:19:20 GMT 1
Where are all these new members that signed up during the "Holy Shit Metal Sludge is Flat Lining" debacle of last month. With Semenfilth leading the hourly update on the drama of not being able to log on, you'd think this place would be just bursting at the seams with quality posts by now. Oh, and Mojo or Shania something something something. Don't flatter yourself, I saw a post that mentioned Sheldon Cooper and you being brothers and yes, it was spot on. Why would a debonair person, such as yourself, schlep down to a lowly prison guard job? That's all I can think of right now.
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cowpins
Stage 4 Tourette's syndrome
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Post by cowpins on Jun 19, 2023 12:28:03 GMT 1
Perhaps Sludge is still the first stop for many, and after scrolling through there this becomes an afterthought.
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spirit
Sexually adventurous
Stiff and ready
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Post by spirit on Jun 19, 2023 14:30:29 GMT 1
There’s only two dozen people on Sludge anyway.
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
The Uncool Douchebag
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Post by suckit on Jun 19, 2023 16:00:38 GMT 1
Yeah the REO is working overtime lately posting TMZ clickbait...
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jun 20, 2023 5:58:53 GMT 1
What's the R in REO again? I think you told me, but I forgot.
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Post by heenansnuka on Jun 20, 2023 7:30:50 GMT 1
right. WHy aint hellbound comin' here? He is on Sludge right now, but aint here?
Fuck hellbound!!!
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hellbound
Making little race cars out of their boogers
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Post by hellbound on Jun 20, 2023 12:34:51 GMT 1
right. WHy aint hellbound comin' here? He is on Sludge right now, but aint here? Fuck hellbound!!! I never posted much anyway do I look like LAdickpound over here? ...I still check in from time to time just finding most things boring lately. Powerwashed your ass lately?
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
The Uncool Douchebag
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Post by suckit on Jun 20, 2023 15:44:07 GMT 1
What's the R in REO again? I think you told me, but I forgot. I think it's more of a portmanteau with REO Speedwagon that points up the utter ridiculousness of Hanseter calling himself "CEO" of a site that has 20 unique human (non-bot) visitors a day.
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
Not a Bot...
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Post by therealgws on Jun 20, 2023 16:41:57 GMT 1
Not much of a joke really. REO was pretty good in their day...
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Post by The Shania Twainsaw Massacre on Jun 20, 2023 23:50:35 GMT 1
Oh, and Mojo or Shania something something something. Don't flatter yourself, I saw a post that mentioned Sheldon Cooper and you being brothers and yes, it was spot on. Why would a debonair person, such as yourself, schlep down to a lowly prison guard job? That's all I can think of right now. What's lowly about it? Good money, good benefits/retirement, excitement, and it lets me live in an area with a ton of access to shit I like to do. It's not for everyone, but it suits me just fine.
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Post by heenansnuka on Jun 21, 2023 6:45:24 GMT 1
right. WHy aint hellbound comin' here? He is on Sludge right now, but aint here? Fuck hellbound!!! I never posted much anyway do I look like LAdickpound over here? ...I still check in from time to time just finding most things boring lately. Powerwashed your ass lately? Good. U better keep comin' here. We have a lotta entertainment goin' on here. Don't miss out. I powerwashed my asshole 6 months ago. More recently I cleaned my keyster with a brush.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jun 21, 2023 15:43:27 GMT 1
I never posted much anyway do I look like LAdickpound over here? ...I still check in from time to time just finding most things boring lately. Powerwashed your ass lately? Good. U better keep comin' here. We have a lotta entertainment goin' on here. Don't miss out. I powerwashed my asshole 6 months ago. More recently I cleaned my keyster with a brush. "Keyster"??! it's a fucking keister!
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
Not a Bot...
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Post by therealgws on Jun 22, 2023 0:49:04 GMT 1
Where are any members? Period?? (sounds of crickets and tumbleweeds...)
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Post by vinceneilgiraldo on Jun 22, 2023 1:39:41 GMT 1
Things seemed to slow down when *ech* stated we cannot discuss K**s.
Are they EE's version of the band that cannot be mentioned?
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Post by *ech* on Jun 22, 2023 22:19:02 GMT 1
Things seemed to slow down when *ech* stated we cannot discuss K**s. Are they EE's version of the band that cannot be mentioned? That's it, you're banned. Sorry, the rules were very clear. The past couple of days have been especially slow but to be honest, it was never busy to begin with. We need another influx of new blood. Preferably non-Sludgers.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Jun 23, 2023 0:26:34 GMT 1
Things seemed to slow down when *ech* stated we cannot discuss K**s. Are they EE's version of the band that cannot be mentioned? That's it, you're banned. Sorry, the rules were very clear. The past couple of days have been especially slow but to be honest, it was never busy to begin with. We need another influx of new blood. Preferably non-Sludgers. No. He needs another chance!
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
Not a Bot...
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Post by therealgws on Jun 23, 2023 3:49:19 GMT 1
Bueller??
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
Not a Bot...
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Post by therealgws on Jun 23, 2023 3:50:07 GMT 1
Things seemed to slow down when *ech* stated we cannot discuss K**s. Are they EE's version of the band that cannot be mentioned? That's it, you're banned. Sorry, the rules were very clear. The past couple of days have been especially slow but to be honest, it was never busy to begin with. We need another influx of new blood. Preferably non-Sludgers. If it wasn't for Sludgers you wouldn't have bupkis. Where else you gonna find fools fool enough to post here??
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Post by vinceneilgiraldo on Jun 23, 2023 5:01:47 GMT 1
Like my previous post, I think *ech* was only kidding. I'm still here! I don't know if these things are seasonal; things seem slow at other boards, and it is summer.
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Vic
Stage 4 Tourette's syndrome
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Post by Vic on Jun 24, 2023 4:35:07 GMT 1
If six was nine, if Shani was Heen: What's lowly about it? Good money, good benefits/retirement, excrement, and it lets me live in an area with a ton of access to shit. Too bad the quote system is fuckmustained. This might be a tiny bit funny.
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