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Post by heenansnuka on Nov 7, 2023 7:59:12 GMT 1
Demonfilth is now officially MIA!!
Snuka is investigating!!!
Stay tuned for updates!!!
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Nov 7, 2023 12:51:49 GMT 1
Here's a start.
Search if any Faygo trucks have been reported stolen?
Any recent deaths from inhaling keyboard cleaner in NC?
Any recent beatings of a male wearing a Filthy Snake shirt?
Are the reports of a Hootie & the Blowfish tribute band locked in rehearsal true? He could be the singer.
Perhaps he doing a documentary of "30 fast food restaurants in 30 states in 30 days".
Maybe he realized how much of his life has been wasted on Sludge/EE and had his wife change his password and not tell him? Isn't that called E-suicide or something?
Maybe he's fighting in Gaza? The timeline works out.
Speaking of timelines on when he went MIA, maybe he's the new speaker of the house?
Perhaps one of his wife's inflatables blew up in his face and he has one hell of a story to tell. .
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Bahana
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Post by Bahana on Nov 7, 2023 15:35:49 GMT 1
Rehab? Do some rehabs take your phone away?
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Nov 7, 2023 23:38:47 GMT 1
Rehab? Do some rehabs take your phone away?
2) A rehab to break the addiction of some shitty preservative found in gas station and fast food?
3) Maybe he is just shacked up with grandma and her delicious cookie...
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Nov 8, 2023 0:01:33 GMT 1
He is not the kind of guy you find off the side of a milk carton...
- The 11-7 Knäve
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psychobolia
Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by psychobolia on Nov 8, 2023 0:40:07 GMT 1
Best case scenario: he's holed up in a hotel room with tons of beers, Faygo, cocaine and listening to Shortino-era Quiet Riot. EDIT: and a gorgeous hooker!
Worst case scenario: he's that dude that fell off that metal cruise ship the other day.
Most likely scenario: he's in rehab.
Least likely scenario: he won the lottery and is done with us.
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Nov 8, 2023 0:43:30 GMT 1
My phone was taken away when I did the rehab thing. And I actually sent Demon a text on my way telling him that I was going MIA for a while. And for what it's worth, Filth, Gaz, and TC all stepped up big time w/ support.
Filth is ok. He'll be back around these parts soon enough.
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Post by heenansnuka on Nov 8, 2023 5:20:59 GMT 1
Update: There is definitely some foul play here! Trying to follow my leads and clues now! More updates to come! One thing I can say, is that *ech* has already been ruled out as a suspect!
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grendel
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Post by grendel on Nov 8, 2023 18:26:19 GMT 1
Perhaps he got into it with Molly and is now sulking?
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 8, 2023 18:37:28 GMT 1
DemonFilth2001?
He's just busy. He's got a house bitch and her good-for-nothing hanger-on son to deal with.
Plus.
He's got his hand in a lot of active investments. He's a no bullshit money slanger.
He's on a break to put some deals together. He's moving shit around.
The Noble Crack Investigation Squad has been dispatched. Once his whereabouts are thrice confirmed, we'll issue a Noble News Brief.
The Nobleman
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cowpins
Stage 4 Tourette's syndrome
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Post by cowpins on Nov 9, 2023 0:02:30 GMT 1
Is he vaccinated? I told him not to get jabbed.
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Post by heenansnuka on Nov 9, 2023 15:47:11 GMT 1
Demonfilth was beaten and kidnapped!
We've found spilled blood and it matches demonfilth's!
Also found Slaughter and Ghost CD cases with his fingerprints on it!
Suspects to be identified soon! Snuka is on the case!
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Post by *ech* on Nov 9, 2023 16:49:47 GMT 1
Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the living room.
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grendel
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Post by grendel on Nov 9, 2023 18:14:15 GMT 1
He is fortunate that he chose Ooga Booga instead of death by Ooga Booga. He will recover in time.
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Bahana
A leak in the colostomy bag of life
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Post by Bahana on Nov 9, 2023 18:31:28 GMT 1
This might be fake news.
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grendel
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Post by grendel on Nov 9, 2023 20:27:40 GMT 1
 "Come back Demonfilth!" |
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Nov 9, 2023 23:09:03 GMT 1
Is this update thrice confirmed?
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Nov 10, 2023 0:15:49 GMT 1
Demonfilth was beaten and kidnapped! We've found spilled blood and it matches demonfilth's! Also found Slaughter and Ghost CD cases with his fingerprints on it! Suspects to be identified soon! Snuka is on the case!
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 10, 2023 6:46:50 GMT 1
Is this update thrice confirmed?
O Hi cowpins!!
No, it has not been thrice confirmed. This is little more than rumor and innuendo, and we can see why The Noble New Brief is the only Electric Eye-certified paper of record.
Once DemonFilth2001's status is thrice confirmed, it will be posted in The Noble News Brief.
Until then, gossip threads such as this should be summarily disregarded.
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Nov 10, 2023 13:20:44 GMT 1
There's a music related BIG announcement on November 28th. Maybe Filth caught wind and knowing how much of a blabbermouth he is he's on lock down.
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