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Post by Bahana on Jan 25, 2024 19:46:42 GMT 1
What are some of your favorite guitar models or body shapes? Most of my electrics are double cut, or strat-style, so I guess that's my favorite. I'd also like to get a V like the Gibson '67 someday. What about you?
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jan 25, 2024 22:57:45 GMT 1
There really shouldnt be any guitars except for Flying Vs. Well, I guess that isnt true, as pussies need something to play, and that separates them from the real men. Other good shapes, that you have to be a real badass rocker to pull off, (and not a short-haired tool like Hotsauce, who brags that he has a wife, or Nobleman, who brags that he has a scarf) are the follows, in order of coolness: Bich Warlock Mockingbird Explorer (this is a manly chunk of wood, so pussies beware) Firebird (if you're a retro badass rocker) Here are a list of the lamest guits, that you're sure to be a nancyboy Sludger if you play (FYI all Sludgers ostensibly like metal, but play the pussiest shaped guitars ever, that and hollowbodies and acoustics, what is up with that??): From least lame (but still very lame), to horrible Strat Tele Jaguar/Mustang/other Kurt Cobain Bullshit Wolfgang Superstrat (this is egregious, because you want the features of a bitchin' BC Rich, like a Floyd, fast neck, etc, yet are too much of a puss to go pointy) These are good, with a lot of history, but far to puny for the taller gentleman, such as myself to pull off without them looking like a uke: SG Les Paul (and fuuuuuuck the giant neck joint starting at the 12th fret)
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Jan 25, 2024 23:00:10 GMT 1
Where does a Les Paul rank?
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jan 25, 2024 23:03:32 GMT 1
Where does a Les Paul rank? its on the list. Cmon man. |
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Post by therealgws on Jan 25, 2024 23:08:54 GMT 1
Most pussies can't handle the Paul...
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Post by grendel on Jan 25, 2024 23:10:33 GMT 1
 Jazzmasters are my current favorites. |
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Jan 26, 2024 0:00:44 GMT 1
Where does a Les Paul rank? its on the list. Cmon man. Missed the SG and Les Paul rankings. |
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 26, 2024 0:25:02 GMT 1
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Post by psychobolia on Jan 26, 2024 0:57:35 GMT 1
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 26, 2024 1:02:57 GMT 1
Do you think the bot will terminate those titties?
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Post by psychobolia on Jan 26, 2024 1:32:22 GMT 1
Shirley the bot will recognize that that's a fine upper-shelf guit! (sold for $4000 apparently, from the Randy Piper collection)
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Post by Bahana on Jan 26, 2024 16:06:14 GMT 1
What do you think of the shape of Devin Townsend's new signature model?  |
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Post by therealgws on Jan 26, 2024 16:56:26 GMT 1
What do you think of the shape of Devin Townsend's new signature model? Looks just like him... |
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 26, 2024 21:07:20 GMT 1
What do you think of the shape of Devin Townsend's new signature model?
Read my thread title again.
This post needs a model.
Try again, idiot.
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Post by grendel on Jan 27, 2024 0:31:16 GMT 1
I am surprised no one has posted the wangcaster yet.
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Post by therealgws on Jan 27, 2024 1:34:37 GMT 1
I am surprised no one has posted the wangcaster yet. You're a wangcaster... |
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 27, 2024 2:14:30 GMT 1
I am surprised no one has posted the wangcaster yet. You're a wangcaster...
Hi.
Why are you ignoring me in the Crat thread?
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Post by therealgws on Jan 27, 2024 3:06:25 GMT 1
Hi.
Why are you ignoring me in the Crat thread?
The NoblemanBecause you make it insanely easy... |
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 27, 2024 3:26:48 GMT 1
Hi.
Why are you ignoring me in the Crat thread?
The NoblemanBecause you make it insanely easy...
Another time then?
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Post by therealgws on Jan 27, 2024 3:34:24 GMT 1
Because you make it insanely easy...
Another time then?
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