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Post by Aristocrat on Aug 19, 2024 18:05:23 GMT 1
You're the jealous guy, the hater guy, the diaper on the face guy.
No, that's what you are
I'm the music guy, the news guy, the fitness guy, the Crowes guy, the funny guy, and the science guy.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Aug 19, 2024 18:06:37 GMT 1
I'm the music guy, the news guy, the fitness guy, the Crowes guy, the funny guy, and the science guy.
The NoblemanSomeone on here said you were the dipshit guy and the know it all guy. I think it was Hot Sauce.
He may be on to something.
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Post by Aristocrat on Aug 19, 2024 18:12:21 GMT 1
I'm the music guy, the news guy, the fitness guy, the Crowes guy, the funny guy, and the science guy.
The NoblemanSomeone on here said you were the dipshit guy and the know it all guy. I think it was Hot Sauce.
He may be on to something.
I do know a lot, but I don't know it all. For example, I don't know what the second best Crowes album is.
I'm not the dipshit guy. Bahana has just taken that title from the other dopehead.
Me?
I'm the music guy, the news guy, the fitness guy, the Crowes guy, the funny guy, and the science guy here at EE.
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heenansnuka
Learning to wipe (front to back, ladies)
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Post by heenansnuka on Aug 27, 2024 18:34:16 GMT 1
Good. Last time u disappeared, u were beaten up and knocked out by Wealthy Animal Taylor. |
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 27, 2024 23:02:48 GMT 1
Good. Last time u disappeared, u were beaten up and knocked out by Wealthy Animal Taylor. I’ve suffered zero violence this time. Fuck Wealthy Animal Taylor! |
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therealgws
Neither here nor there.
To 'Crat and his remora...
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Post by therealgws on Aug 27, 2024 23:03:28 GMT 1
Good. Last time u disappeared, u were beaten up and knocked out by Wealthy Animal Taylor. I’ve suffered zero violence this time. Other than to your bowels... |
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 27, 2024 23:07:23 GMT 1
I’ve suffered zero violence this time. Other than to your bowels... I always travel with Pepto tablets. Works great! |
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grendel
Pierced their genitalia with the rusty corkscrew of their Swiss Army knife
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Post by grendel on Aug 28, 2024 1:55:22 GMT 1
You get the shots a lot?
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grendel
Pierced their genitalia with the rusty corkscrew of their Swiss Army knife
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Post by grendel on Aug 28, 2024 1:56:05 GMT 1
I meant to say the shits. You frequently have some watery shits?
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 28, 2024 2:38:07 GMT 1
I meant to say the shits. You frequently have some watery shits? If I get stoned and eat tons of candy bars the night before…yes. |
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grendel
Pierced their genitalia with the rusty corkscrew of their Swiss Army knife
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Post by grendel on Aug 28, 2024 2:51:03 GMT 1
You don't get the scours from your fast food hijinks?
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heenansnuka
Learning to wipe (front to back, ladies)
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Post by heenansnuka on Aug 28, 2024 4:15:24 GMT 1
Good. Last time u disappeared, u were beaten up and knocked out by Wealthy Animal Taylor. I’ve suffered zero violence this time. Fuck Wealthy Animal Taylor! Don't forget to leave a slop o' shit on the side of the hotel toilet bowl. |
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 29, 2024 1:13:13 GMT 1
I’ve suffered zero violence this time. Fuck Wealthy Animal Taylor!Don't forget to leave a slop o' shit on the side of the hotel toilet bowl. Flying out Friday for the weekend. I’ll be sure to blow one out that morning. |
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Blowing someone else's nose by mistake
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Post by Dick Lubin on Aug 31, 2024 6:13:03 GMT 1
Hi Bahana. How many days per week do you smoke dope?
The NoblemanIt seems like you need to be on some sort of medication due to your inability to stay on topic. Aristocrat is like having to read laglamrocker on quaaludes |
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 31, 2024 6:46:08 GMT 1
Going home for the weekend. Arrived at DFW at 4 pm. Flight delayed. Then again. Finally got on. Taxied out…sat on the fucking runway for 1.5 hours. Returned to the gate. Flight CANCELLED!
Next available flight? 7 am…massive layover in Pittsburgh. Gonna get home at 3:30 est.
After my flight was cancelled, I Ubered to go buy some gummies at a vape shop. Ubered back. Only TSA check point was in Terminal E. I was dropped off at C. Took shuttle to train. Took train to E. Got through security. Was told restaurants are open all night in terminal A!!! Woohoo. High on gummies and a bunch of drunk traveling people!
Took train from E to A! Everything was closed!!! Took train to C. Now at my gate. Posting this. High. Probably a bit too much. Got about 5.5 hours until boarding.
Feel like Tom Hanks in The Terminal. Except I speak English. And am fucked up.
My wife better be ready to bang tomorrow. If I’m not too tired.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Aug 31, 2024 14:12:12 GMT 1
Going home for the weekend. Arrived at DFW at 4 pm. Flight delayed. Then again. Finally got on. Taxied out…sat on the fucking runway for 1.5 hours. Returned to the gate. Flight CANCELLED! Next available flight? 7 am…massive layover in Pittsburgh. Gonna get home at 3:30 est. After my flight was cancelled, I Ubered to go buy some gummies at a vape shop. Ubered back. Only TSA check point was in Terminal E. I was dropped off at C. Took shuttle to train. Took train to E. Got through security. Was told restaurants are open all night in terminal A!!! Woohoo. High on gummies and a bunch of drunk traveling people! Took train from E to A! Everything was closed!!! Took train to C. Now at my gate. Posting this. High. Probably a bit too much. Got about 5.5 hours until boarding. Feel like Tom Hanks in The Terminal. Except I speak English. And am fucked up. My wife better be ready to bang tomorrow. If I’m not too tired. You have a wife? Holy shit. I thought only Hot Sauce was in this rarified status as wife havin’ |
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 31, 2024 15:42:07 GMT 1
Going home for the weekend. Arrived at DFW at 4 pm. Flight delayed. Then again. Finally got on. Taxied out…sat on the fucking runway for 1.5 hours. Returned to the gate. Flight CANCELLED! Next available flight? 7 am…massive layover in Pittsburgh. Gonna get home at 3:30 est. After my flight was cancelled, I Ubered to go buy some gummies at a vape shop. Ubered back. Only TSA check point was in Terminal E. I was dropped off at C. Took shuttle to train. Took train to E. Got through security. Was told restaurants are open all night in terminal A!!! Woohoo. High on gummies and a bunch of drunk traveling people! Took train from E to A! Everything was closed!!! Took train to C. Now at my gate. Posting this. High. Probably a bit too much. Got about 5.5 hours until boarding. Feel like Tom Hanks in The Terminal. Except I speak English. And am fucked up. My wife better be ready to bang tomorrow. If I’m not too tired. You have a wife? Holy shit. I thought only Hot Sauce was in this rarified status as wife havin’ Fuck HS. This is my SECOND wife! Bet he’s only had one. Oh. Now in Pittsburgh. 3 hour layover. Gonna eat another fistful of gummies as soon as I get off the plane. In Pittsburgh. Blech. |
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therealgws
Neither here nor there.
To 'Crat and his remora...
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Post by therealgws on Aug 31, 2024 17:44:53 GMT 1
Demon almost home! Go DF Go!!
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 31, 2024 17:48:41 GMT 1
Slept the
entire flight. Ate a gummy. Walked around dumpy ass Pittsburgh Airport. Scoffed at it. Judged some fat people eating massive amounts of McDonald's. Remembered to be nice. Walked off so I wouldn't continue basking in the plight of others.
Came back to McDonald’s. Got lunch. Drinking energy drink with 300 mg caffeine. About to eat a gummy. Hope to board final flight in 30 minutes.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Sept 1, 2024 16:07:30 GMT 1
I got home at 3:45 yesterday. Fell asleep before 10 pm. Gonna have sex in a bit. Just informed wife.
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