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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 27, 2022 21:27:07 GMT 1
Akhlys was aight. Cool masks. Not sure if I was hearing backing track or if that was the guit player. Suspicious.
Mgla was good, but their singer is too fat. Don't think I can't see that tummy through that hoodie and leather jacket. Darkside was transfixing. He's really the band, you know. I saw them without their masks on during soundcheck.
The pit was too aggressive. I don't know if those people were on meth or what, but I could only go a few rounds and was popped in the jaw, and I said fuck this shit.
The Nobleman
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 27, 2022 21:27:55 GMT 1
bump for Psychobolia.
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Post by therealgws on Sept 27, 2022 22:48:18 GMT 1
Haha...
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 27, 2022 23:39:44 GMT 1
Thank you for acknowledging my Mgla essay as a simple courtesy.
The Nobleman
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Sept 28, 2022 0:59:51 GMT 1
Akhlys was aight. Cool masks. Not sure if I was hearing backing track or if that was the guit player. Suspicious.
Mgla was good, but their singer is too fat. Don't think I can't see that tummy through that hoodie and leather jacket. Darkside was transfixing. He's really the band, you know. I saw them without their masks on during soundcheck.
The pit was too aggressive. I don't know if those people were on meth or what, but I could only go a few rounds and was popped in the jaw, and I said fuck this shit.
The Nobleman K, so these were the opening acts.
How was Maiden?
I would have figured IM was playing much bigger venues.
Is the racist guy in the wheelchair or Blaze back with them again?
Did they still throw the inflatable IM Spitfire plane at the stage?
They could probably get the same effect with a balsa wood spitfire glider in a club for a lot cheaper.
Guessing no flame thrower w/ Maiden in a club show?
- Iron Knäven
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 28, 2022 1:45:04 GMT 1
Akhlys was aight. Cool masks. Not sure if I was hearing backing track or if that was the guit player. Suspicious.
Mgla was good, but their singer is too fat. Don't think I can't see that tummy through that hoodie and leather jacket. Darkside was transfixing. He's really the band, you know. I saw them without their masks on during soundcheck.
The pit was too aggressive. I don't know if those people were on meth or what, but I could only go a few rounds and was popped in the jaw, and I said fuck this shit.
The Nobleman K, so these were the opening acts.
How was Maiden?
I would have figured IM was playing much bigger venues.
Is the racist guy in the wheelchair or Blaze back with them again?
Did they still throw the inflatable IM Spitfire plane at the stage?
They could probably get the same effect with a balsa wood spitfire glider in a club for a lot cheaper.
Guessing no flame thrower w/ Maiden in a club show?
- Iron Knäven
Thank you so much for extending the courtesy of acknowledging my Mgla essay.
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Post by therealgws on Sept 28, 2022 2:52:15 GMT 1
Both of those bands need to buy a vowel. You got what you deserved...
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 28, 2022 3:11:08 GMT 1
Both of those bands need to buy a vowel. You got what you deserved...
Hi therg!!
A lot of people don't know that I'm not just a renowned concert essayist. I also take photos.
Do you want to see a photo of Mgla at the Brick?
Yes?
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Post by *ech* on Sept 28, 2022 7:45:08 GMT 1
Both of those bands need to buy a vowel. You got what you deserved...
Hi therg!!
A lot of people don't know that I'm not just a renowned concert essayist. I also take photos.
Do you want to see a photo of Mgla at the Brick?
Yes?
The NoblemanYes, please!
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Post by *ech* on Sept 28, 2022 7:47:35 GMT 1
Thanks for the review. Upon inspection, it appears that you only posted it yesterday. And I felt bad for not acknowledging it earlier. You rascal, you!
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 28, 2022 8:41:49 GMT 1
Hi therg!!
A lot of people don't know that I'm not just a renowned concert essayist. I also take photos.
Do you want to see a photo of Mgla at the Brick?
Yes?
The NoblemanYes, please! I was talking to therg...
But o alright!!
Mgla at the Brick!!
That's Darkside on drums, the second best drummer in the world today.
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Post by *ech* on Sept 28, 2022 8:52:35 GMT 1
Very cool. Thanks for sharing. Now I wish I'd seen Mgla when they came over here just before the summer.
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 28, 2022 9:36:01 GMT 1
Very cool. Thanks for sharing. Now I wish I'd seen Mgla when they came over here just before the summer. It was pretty, pretty good.
But.
It wasn't Maiden. I've begun drafting my extensive essay on the Maiden show last Sunday.
It will feature metal bitches, Eddies, and lame HueyRamones.
Plus Iron Maiden. (But not Trivium because they suck)
The Nobleman
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Post by *ech* on Sept 28, 2022 10:33:58 GMT 1
Very cool. Thanks for sharing. Now I wish I'd seen Mgla when they came over here just before the summer. It was pretty, pretty good.
But.
It wasn't Maiden. I've begun drafting my extensive essay on the Maiden show last Sunday.
It will feature metal bitches, Eddies, and lame HueyRamones.
Plus Iron Maiden. (But not Trivium because they suck)
The NoblemanWell I'm excited.
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Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by psychobolia on Sept 28, 2022 10:52:38 GMT 1
That's Darkside on drums, the second best drummer in the world today.
The Nobleman So who's the best? Flo Mounier? Can those dudes see through their headsocks? Do you think they keep them on when banging groupies?
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Post by therealgws on Sept 28, 2022 16:51:34 GMT 1
Haha those Mgla dudes are supreme dorks. I can just imagine how hairy and smelly they are. Just the way 'Crat likes 'em...
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Sept 28, 2022 20:01:52 GMT 1
Whats Migdla?
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Sept 28, 2022 22:30:44 GMT 1
They should rename that band "Skittles & Snapple."
Irony...
Mgla all dressing in an African American stereotype.
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Post by Nunya on Sept 28, 2022 23:57:32 GMT 1
That's Crat's way of saying ''MAGA'' in secret attorney code. He's afraid of being found out.
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Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Sept 29, 2022 3:34:56 GMT 1
Q: Why does Mgla wear hoodies and masks? A: Because they are a racist polish black metal band that googled "How can we look black" and ironically went to a site full of African American stereotypes instead of one just full of black metal stereotypes and could not tell the difference.
Q: Why did Mgla have to cancel dates on their first Latin American tour in 2020? A: Because all of the black N-95 COVID-19 masks were sold out where they were.
Q: Did you hear about the Mgła band member who thought a groupie was trying to kill him? A: He found a bottle of "Polish Remover" in her purse.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Mgła beauty contest? A: Me neither.
Q: What time was it when the Mgła band member ate the Polish prime minister? A: Eight P.M.
Q: How do you tell which band member is the Groom at a Mgła band members wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN black hoodie & mask.
Q: What is long and hard that a Mgła band members bride gets on her wedding night? A: A new last name.
Q: Why do so many Mgła band member names end in "ski?" A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
Q: Did you hear about the Mgła Helicopter crash? A: The band got cold, so they turned off the fan.
Q: What would Mgła band members do if they got a gold record for sales? A: Go home and bronze it.
Q: Why did Mikołaj Żentara from Mgla move into a bacon factory? A: Because he is allegedly a racist POS and thought he could live free of Jews inside a bacon factory.
Q: Why did the Mgla band member think he could read other people's minds? A: Because a fan told him he had great EP'S.
Q: Are any of these jokes meant by the poster to be taken as racist against polish people? A: No, they are not meant to imply that polish people in general are dumb. Instead, they take the stance that Mgla band members and people who would date, marry etc. them are dumb and IMS is also mocking them because a lot of Mgla band members have been associated with a metric shit ton of racist SHIT.
- The Knäve
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