suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Jan 5, 2023 11:56:11 GMT 1
Your s/n's are fire.
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Ron Burgunfeces
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jan 5, 2023 17:47:49 GMT 1
1) Did you bang any social media influencers when you played Coachella?
Im not sure Social media influencers were a thing yet in 2014? Hot bitches wearing neuvaeu hippy wear certainly was, tho.
2) Do you think your acting was better in the failed FOX pilot or when you were just standing in that hallway on Californication?
It wasnt Fox, it was Comedy Central. And there was an HBO deal the singer kiboshed and they made Flight of the Conchords instead. I didnt act on Californication, I just played guit.
3) Did you get David Duchovny to sign an X-Files action figure or have any other interactions on set with him?
David Duchovney came over and said hi and shook our hands.
4) Was banging a member of L7 the pinnacle of your sleeping your way through Hollywood days?
Not sure what that means.
5) Did you bang anyone else famous or kind of sort of almost famous?
I kissed the german redhead from Coal Chamber after a Hellacopters show. Years later i was dating a girl who was friends with her and she was at a party and she politely said hello to me, clearly having no recollection of who I was.
6) Would you accept 3 snowballs, a hot potato and $5 for your Deathsquad Demongods publishing or do you think that is too much?
mean.
7) Do you look back with pleasure at any of your own perhaps painfully bad lyrics like "He smiled and looked back with schadenfreude"?
mean.
8) Bandcamp only has $12 small and large Deathsquad Demongods shirts listed as being available for sale. How long ago did you have them manufactured? Do you think you will be retired before you sell them all?
I actually gave some away at a recent Manson show, cause they were in the same merch bin. Also, I had a fan in Australia order one, and I think I lost a fair bit of money sending it to him :/ I'm no stevil when it comes to dealing with merch/shipments.
9) What's the coolest toy you ever had a part in designing, marketing or whatever the fuck else it is you do with kids toys?
hmm. I oversee Packaging, so cool packaging? The Cat Game was a package that won some awards. The biggest hits I've worked on are Paw Patrol, Bakugan, Zoomer and Hatchimals
10) Can you stick it to the man by stealing some Paw Patrol shit from your corporate overlords for my grandson?
I could have. I worked on Paw Patrol from it's inception. Tons of it lying around the office. I work for a different toy company now, and work from home, so not the same, and I dont do too many preschool toys.
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Ron Burgunfeces
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jan 6, 2023 2:14:03 GMT 1
You, sir, owe me for the cup of coffee I nearly sprayed on my laptop. Seriously, Did Crat really leave in a huff b/c Ech changed his profile pic/name? Or did he have a melt down. If so I didnt see it . Yes. This is explained itn the OB thread..Did you ever release anything as a 'pro' musician, on a label, etc? Please tell us name of band and album availability. (Never know, a certain Indiana redneck grease monkey may enrich you pockets By nuying a copy. (If it's not the weird shit Crat listened to) I had shit on Cleopatra (they never paid)
You dont have to enrich my pockets. If you want to listen to any of these, be my guest:
Deathsquad Demongods (Feat All of the Demons Pledge Allegiance to Me) - www.dropbox.com/sh/vfdhkmttodgku7l/AABtsZOI-L9L3CMfSCo3k-XUa?dl=0
Van Stone II (Feat. Show Us Your Tits For Freedom) - www.dropbox.com/sh/5iyfys87vy7fs9z/AAAhcDth6UryqcarOhy7LrNea?dl=0
Van Stone (feat. $25 Blow Job) - www.dropbox.com/sh/8wi381zobo01vx9/AAAPdBLcu-ElyLqeppcKziDna?dl=0 |
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Vic
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Post by Vic on Jan 6, 2023 2:39:03 GMT 1
Nope. Try again.
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Jan 6, 2023 4:14:29 GMT 1
It's worrying how much you already knew about me... and now you know more, I guess.
Thanks for playing along and tossing a few answers out to us.
Surely you would not have expected to not get a "mean" question or two out of me.
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psychobolia
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Ligma balls
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Post by psychobolia on Jan 6, 2023 9:09:57 GMT 1
$25 Blowjob?! Fuck America, whadda ripoff!
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Jan 6, 2023 11:14:16 GMT 1
It's worrying how much you already knew about me... and now you know more, I guess.
Thanks for playing along and tossing a few answers out to us.
Surely you would not have expected to not get a "mean" question or two out of me.
- A Mean Motherfucking Knäve"Hey, I've only been sharing my life story and all my cheesy bands online for 20 years, hth do you know so much?" 😠 |
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Ron Burgunfeces
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jan 6, 2023 16:29:03 GMT 1
Ok I’m back to not liking you. You had a good run, tho!
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Vic
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Post by Vic on Jan 16, 2023 6:28:53 GMT 1
This still open? Still 2023, right?
1. Tell us about your boot collection. How many pairs, styles, etc.
2. Earlier, you teased a listen experience of Deathsquad Demongods, yet all roads lead to Van Stone. Is that a fixable situation?
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Ron Burgunfeces
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jan 16, 2023 7:17:28 GMT 1
This still open? Still 2023, right? 1. Tell us about your boot collection. How many pairs, styles, etc. 2. Earlier, you teased a listen experience of Deathsquad Demongods, yet all roads lead to Van Stone. Is that a fixable situation? 1.
I have set of big goth boots with buckles on them a shorter set of goth boots some black faux snakeskin cowboy boots with some chains and straps on them, but the chains broke so now they dont have either.
Some walkin around in Sketcher boots Some other cowboyish short boots
i think that might be it
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Nunya
Why does it hurt when I pee?
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Post by Nunya on Jan 16, 2023 12:42:47 GMT 1
IDK when Cleopatra released those, Huey, but they're not awful.
Did you give up on original music?
I don't mean GnR success, or even LA Guns success, but did you give up entirely on recording/limited touring?
Are you a CA native, or did you move there to chase the dream?
What movies/tv shows have you appeared in, in what roles?
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Jan 16, 2023 13:47:44 GMT 1
I can see you like Stevie Peavey.
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Jan 17, 2023 7:32:38 GMT 1
Dear Abby Ramone,
I have always wondered what the fucking difference is in mild and medium chicken wing sauce.
I just order one of the two at random.
Please help me out.
What the fuck is the difference between the two?
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grendel
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Post by grendel on Apr 9, 2024 19:32:34 GMT 1
1) Closest that you got to "making" it in an original band (if ever)? 2) What tribute band(s) do you enjoy playing w/ more than others? 3) Are pointy guitars really that cool? 1) I never aimed for music to be my job. Too hard to make money, and I started too late. I did some cool things with it, including having a song on the guitar hero that sold 30 million copies and recorded records and played shows. Was on some labels, but never the "Lets quit our jobs and make money on just music" ever.
2)
Like:
Judas Priest, cause I love Priest. But playing them all the time is dimming my excitement of the music!  Manson, cause it's just really out there and the crowds really like it, and it's more then they were expecting, and everyone wants to take like 100 pix after the show, and that strokes the old ego. Motley, cause it's easy, fun, the most popular band i have, and the songs are fun to play
Middle Rammstein: Fun to sing in german, fun stageprops etc, I liked it a lot early on, but at the end, i was more "meh" on it. Sex pistols: Fun band to be in, but LA does not care about Pistols and most shows were not well received or attended!
Dislike: Misfits: Stupid songs, and getting into costume with the devillock hair extension and fauxhawk not fun Ramones - Ive done it since '00, so thats 23 years, which i believe, is the same length of the real Ramones career. I used to like it, and if the crowd is going ape it's fun, but now it's a slog, and we usually play at least 32 songs, so I find myself looking at the setlist, going "Okay, in 2 songs, we'll be halfway done". Our singer is moving away next month, and i think i'll put it to bed.
3) Yes, pretty much. My riffing on them all the time is mainly due to the fact that we're all ostensibly metalheads, yet all Sludgers own and play strats, Les Pauls or flametop carvins, shit like that. If you're so metal, why only buy/play boring guitars? Clearly Hetfield and his explorers/Vs always looks cooler than Hammet and his superstrats. I guess they're mostly bedroom players and want something that wont hurt their knee, I dunno. Also, not only should guitars look cool shapewise, they should also be white. White pops em off, when you play on stage.
I have these pointies:
2 white Gibson Vs KK Downing Hamer V
White Gibson Explorer BC Rich Mocking bird
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Apr 9, 2024 23:03:08 GMT 1
Should I invest my money in Firehouse or Slaughter records?
Pay no attention to what he advised.
Sink all of your retirement funds into both of them.
Buy up all of the Firehouse & Slaughter downloads from all of the online stores and then sell them at a higher price once you corner the Firehouse & Slaughter download market.
A much better investment than cryptocurrency.
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Ron Burgunfeces
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 10, 2024 0:24:59 GMT 1
1) I never aimed for music to be my job. Too hard to make money, and I started too late. I did some cool things with it, including having a song on the guitar hero that sold 30 million copies and recorded records and played shows. Was on some labels, but never the "Lets quit our jobs and make money on just music" ever.
2)
Like:
Judas Priest, cause I love Priest. But playing them all the time is dimming my excitement of the music! Manson, cause it's just really out there and the crowds really like it, and it's more then they were expecting, and everyone wants to take like 100 pix after the show, and that strokes the old ego. Motley, cause it's easy, fun, the most popular band i have, and the songs are fun to play
Middle Rammstein: Fun to sing in german, fun stageprops etc, I liked it a lot early on, but at the end, i was more "meh" on it. Sex pistols: Fun band to be in, but LA does not care about Pistols and most shows were not well received or attended!
Dislike: Misfits: Stupid songs, and getting into costume with the devillock hair extension and fauxhawk not fun Ramones - Ive done it since '00, so thats 23 years, which i believe, is the same length of the real Ramones career. I used to like it, and if the crowd is going ape it's fun, but now it's a slog, and we usually play at least 32 songs, so I find myself looking at the setlist, going "Okay, in 2 songs, we'll be halfway done". Our singer is moving away next month, and i think i'll put it to bed.
3) Yes, pretty much. My riffing on them all the time is mainly due to the fact that we're all ostensibly metalheads, yet all Sludgers own and play strats, Les Pauls or flametop carvins, shit like that. If you're so metal, why only buy/play boring guitars? Clearly Hetfield and his explorers/Vs always looks cooler than Hammet and his superstrats. I guess they're mostly bedroom players and want something that wont hurt their knee, I dunno. Also, not only should guitars look cool shapewise, they should also be white. White pops em off, when you play on stage.
I have these pointies:
2 white Gibson Vs KK Downing Hamer V
White Gibson Explorer BC Rich Mocking bird
What was the song on guitar hero?
eh. Sounds worse than I remember
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Post by heenansnuka on Apr 10, 2024 6:53:59 GMT 1
How many countries have u fucked in??
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Apr 12, 2024 1:44:21 GMT 1
How many countries have u fucked in??
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