suckit
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Post by suckit on Dec 9, 2023 0:17:01 GMT 1
Wearing white to a wedding is a major fashion faux pas.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Dec 9, 2023 1:28:49 GMT 1
Wearing white to a wedding is a major fashion faux pas. Only if you’re a chick.
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Post by suckit on Dec 9, 2023 2:19:10 GMT 1
The mother of my bro-in-laws 2nd bride wore black to their wedding. That's gotta be bad luck as well as bad taste.
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Post by mattleycrue on Dec 9, 2023 2:31:47 GMT 1
It’s actually like a light gray maybe more like a ceramic color but not actual white
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Post by Lord Spooge on Dec 9, 2023 2:56:55 GMT 1
Let's take a look here at my Brother Ballmerman, MattleyCrue.
He'll want to be careful of stains in a white suit. It's a casual look, so the black t-shirt is fine.
The sunglasses. What are those? Wayfarers? Classic.
The suit fits well in the shoulders, but he needs to take it to the tailor. The pants and sleeves are too long. That needs to be fixed.
I understand the kids think they're hip wearing sneakers with a suit, but call me old school. I'd wear dress shoes with that.
The elephant in the room. The belt with the GIANT Gucci buckle. I wouldn't wear that. I'm more subtle. But I have seen these in Vegas, I have. And we've learned from lordspooge that bitches love brands. So, frankly, while it may not be my taste, it may be good for quick dip pussygrabbin' if that's his aim.
Overall, this could use some adjustments but not a bad look for baller service at the club.
The Nobleman I agree with this assessment. Except the shoes; I say they're fine. Slip-on sneakers aren't really sneaker sneakers. But yes, a tailor a required. It would cost less than a hundy to snip the sleeves, snip the pants, and have this man snip snappin' the pussy.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 9, 2023 3:19:42 GMT 1
I bought a teal suit. It actually fits well without any tailoring. It's not too high end, but good in a pinch. And teal is pretty eyecatching.
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suckit
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Post by suckit on Dec 9, 2023 3:20:57 GMT 1
Is it sharkskin?
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 9, 2023 7:04:39 GMT 1
no, but that would be cool.
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Post by Lord Spooge on Dec 9, 2023 7:20:18 GMT 1
I bought a teal suit. It actually fits well without any tailoring. It's not too high end, but good in a pinch. And teal is pretty eyecatching. Teal is a standout colour. Looks great on a duvet. And would be peacocking on a suit. No tailoring means you're within the window of ideal height for a man. Any taller and you'd have to shop where deformed people shop.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 9, 2023 7:56:34 GMT 1
I bought a teal suit. It actually fits well without any tailoring. It's not too high end, but good in a pinch. And teal is pretty eyecatching. Teal is a standout colour. Looks great on a duvet. And would be peacocking on a suit. No tailoring means you're within the window of ideal height for a man. Any taller and you'd have to shop where deformed people shop. Exactly. I can rock a slim fit suit like a boss.
Suits look best on the taller, slimmer gentleman. If you're heavily muscled, you often look stocky in a suit. And of course, if you're chubby, it's really just preferable you get the suit that works best for fat guys, the sweatsuit.
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 10, 2023 7:22:00 GMT 1
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 10, 2023 7:26:53 GMT 1
Teal is a standout colour. Looks great on a duvet. And would be peacocking on a suit. No tailoring means you're within the window of ideal height for a man. Any taller and you'd have to shop where deformed people shop. Exactly. I can rock a slim fit suit like a boss.
Suits look best on the taller, slimmer gentleman. If you're heavily muscled, you often look stocky in a suit. And of course, if you're chubby, it's really just preferable you get the suit that works best for fat guys, the sweatsuit.
Are you retartet? Everything looks better on taller, slimmer gentlemen. That's why people want to be tall and slim.
Fat men should wear suits over sweats. They just need to find the right cut.
You have one suit, and it's teal.
Nobody should listen to you.
The Nobleman
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 10, 2023 7:39:14 GMT 1
Exactly. I can rock a slim fit suit like a boss.
Suits look best on the taller, slimmer gentleman. If you're heavily muscled, you often look stocky in a suit. And of course, if you're chubby, it's really just preferable you get the suit that works best for fat guys, the sweatsuit.
Are you retartet? Everything looks better on taller, slimmer gentlemen. That's why people want to be tall and slim.
Fat men should wear suits over sweats. They just need to find the right cut.
You have one suit, and it's teal.
Nobody should listen to you.
The NoblemanWho said I have one suit?
Stop talking out of your shit pipe or I'll come over to San Ysidro where you live and give you a thorough cleaning out with pipe cleaners.
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suckit
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Post by suckit on Dec 10, 2023 8:03:27 GMT 1
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 10, 2023 8:24:15 GMT 1
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 15, 2023 12:12:43 GMT 1
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Post by grendel on Dec 15, 2023 19:43:19 GMT 1
^^^ Interesting. I always wanted an Omega called a reverse panda. Not sure if it's admired, but I think it looks cool. This jacket is definitely baller.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 15, 2023 20:44:49 GMT 1
^^^ Interesting. I always wanted an Omega called a reverse panda. Not sure if it's admired, but I think it looks cool. This jacket is definitely baller. Hell yeah! George Thorogood style!!
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 16, 2023 23:33:44 GMT 1
^^^ Interesting. I always wanted an Omega called a reverse panda. Not sure if it's admired, but I think it looks cool. An Omega is a much better value and is far less common than a Rolex.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 1, 2024 23:16:29 GMT 1
I wore a scarf for the first time this season last night. So cozy. (yay)
I got a light scarf for Xmas with fringe on it. It'll look stellar with a suit.
The Nobleman
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