ATTENTION! It is now FOBIDDEN to discuss the following band on this forum.
Jun 4, 2023 10:56:16 GMT 1
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Post by *ech* on Jun 4, 2023 10:56:16 GMT 1
EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND!!!!!!
This is a very serious announcement of the utmost importance.
Ahem.
In the beginning, I wanted this forum to stand apart from Sludge, but with all of our members being Sludge rejects I realize this is was wishful thinking. So, I will now fully embrace the Sludge. And in an effort to be more like Sludge, I need to implement a rule where one band, and one band only, can no longer be discussed on these boards.
It needs to be a band that is famous enough in our circles, so the ban can have an impact. If I were to say "no more Alt-J discussion on here or you will be banned without a warning", well no one would give a shit.
So I am arbitrarily declaring that there shall be no more KISS posts on here. Ever. Or, the person will be banned. I will also disclose their IP address, the email they used for registering AND I will sleep with their significant other and give them an STD. If they don't have a S.O., I will just amputate one of their limbs. For our members who are already missing a limb AND have no S.O., well, first, kill yourselves, but also I will find another punishment and believe me, it will be cruel. Although not as cruel as what God or whatever higher power you believe in has already burdened you with.
You've been warned.
This is a very serious announcement of the utmost importance.
Ahem.
In the beginning, I wanted this forum to stand apart from Sludge, but with all of our members being Sludge rejects I realize this is was wishful thinking. So, I will now fully embrace the Sludge. And in an effort to be more like Sludge, I need to implement a rule where one band, and one band only, can no longer be discussed on these boards.
It needs to be a band that is famous enough in our circles, so the ban can have an impact. If I were to say "no more Alt-J discussion on here or you will be banned without a warning", well no one would give a shit.
So I am arbitrarily declaring that there shall be no more KISS posts on here. Ever. Or, the person will be banned. I will also disclose their IP address, the email they used for registering AND I will sleep with their significant other and give them an STD. If they don't have a S.O., I will just amputate one of their limbs. For our members who are already missing a limb AND have no S.O., well, first, kill yourselves, but also I will find another punishment and believe me, it will be cruel. Although not as cruel as what God or whatever higher power you believe in has already burdened you with.
You've been warned.
