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Post by Aristocrat on Jun 20, 2023 22:11:57 GMT 1
I'm flying to Miami tomorrow for a pre Fits party ruckus. (I'm going to Miami).
How many fatasses in their jammies with their special pillows do you think I'll see at the port and on the plane?
Fatfucks.
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Post by psychobolia on Jun 20, 2023 22:25:31 GMT 1
Half the plane will be fatties. And for some reason, they'll all be seated on the left side of the plane, and the aircraft will endlessly circle around counter-clockwise over San Diego.  |
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jun 20, 2023 22:56:01 GMT 1
Are you flying coach?
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Post by Bahana on Jun 20, 2023 23:04:27 GMT 1
He should be in first class getting glass after glass of sparkling white wine.
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Post by Nunya on Jun 21, 2023 0:12:29 GMT 1
Half the plane will be fatties. And for some reason, they'll all be seated on the left side of the plane, and the aircraft will endlessly circle around counter-clockwise over San Diego. Better that than seeing Misfits. Crat's photo is why I dont fly unless I have to. Stuck next to someone who firstly slops over onto my seat, then has her 02 concentrator taking up another half of my seat. And ask hr to move her machine, and she'll have a hissy fit. But it was a way to get free first class, free beverages, for us. |
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Post by Nunya on Jun 21, 2023 0:14:23 GMT 1
Crat is an economy class/Spirit Airlines all the way. All the free tapwater you can handle. |
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Post by Aristocrat on Jun 21, 2023 1:19:53 GMT 1
He should be in first class getting glass after glass of sparkling white wine.
That sounds very glamorous, but no, I rarely fly first class. I don't remember exactly what they call it, but American Airlines has something like coach plus (+) which is basically coach but more towards the front of the plane and with a extra inches of room.
It doesn't cost much more than the regular coach seat, but a few extra inches makes all the difference. (honk honk)
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Post by Aristocrat on Jun 21, 2023 1:26:23 GMT 1
Crat is an economy class/Spirit Airlines all the way. All the free tapwater you can handle.
I flew Spirit once to an office party ruckus in Mexico and loved it. This was in 2016, and they sold a BuzzBallz combo with two BuzzBallz and a bag of ships. BuzzBallz are 15% abv, so with the combo, the airline was encouraging the drunken grab ass hullabaloo.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jun 21, 2023 2:31:02 GMT 1
He should be in first class getting glass after glass of sparkling white wine.
That sounds very glamorous, but no, I rarely fly first class. I don't remember exactly what they call it, but American Airlines has something like coach plus (+) which is basically coach but more towards the front of the plane and with a extra inches of room.
It doesn't cost much more than the regular coach seat, but a few extra inches makes all the difference. (honk honk)
No?
The NoblemanYes. Legroom is essential for the taller gent, such as myself. Even regular people like you can benefit from it.
Surprised you arent trying to front about how you have Noble First Class (NFC) as a flying must.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jun 21, 2023 3:25:09 GMT 1
That sounds very glamorous, but no, I rarely fly first class. I don't remember exactly what they call it, but American Airlines has something like coach plus (+) which is basically coach but more towards the front of the plane and with a extra inches of room.
It doesn't cost much more than the regular coach seat, but a few extra inches makes all the difference. (honk honk)
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The NoblemanYes. Legroom is essential for the taller gent, such as myself. Even regular people like you can benefit from it.
Surprised you arent trying to front about how you have Noble First Class (NFC) as a flying must.
I'm pretty sure, having stood next to you as we watched Fake KISS perform "She," that the top of your head is around the level of my elbow.
Now.
I fly recreationally fairly regularly. To do so in first class would be extraordinarily wasteful. My last flight back from Paris (the trip when Psychobolia left me hanging at the bar alone for EE GTG #1) was brutal, but you endure it - tiny seat on a packed plane. You survive. The minutes pass and then you land.
Money?
The more you spend, the less you have and so on...
I am flying back from Florida business class or first class or whatever they call it (I don't know the difference), but that was due to a mishap with the airline that I won't get into...
Okay!! If you insist!!
I canceled my original flight back thinking I would get a credit for the new booking. But in order to get the credit, I had to upgrade. It turns out American Airlines is not Southwest Airlines.
Let this be a cautionary tale...
So I'll have a luxurious flight back. Still, it wasn't that expensive. Nothing like a top class international flight.
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Post by heenansnuka on Jun 24, 2023 18:11:53 GMT 1
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Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by psychobolia on Jun 27, 2023 8:32:47 GMT 1
So where's the fookin Misfits review?!
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 8, 2023 22:09:41 GMT 1
Here it is.
PBD says don't fly first class unless you're worth $10m.
Even at $10m, I don't think I'd do it. Maybe at $12m-$15m.
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Post by vinceneilgiraldo on Jul 8, 2023 23:06:30 GMT 1
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jul 9, 2023 17:33:03 GMT 1
Here it is.
PBD says don't fly first class unless you're worth $10m.
Even at $10m, I don't think I'd do it. Maybe at $12m-$15m.
The NoblemanAgreed. First class is overpriced. Its there for truly rich people, and people who overspend, or people who like to front. I assumed you were #2 or #3.
However. His 10 mil thingy is clickbaity and silly,
If you were worth "only" 8 mil and had that money making you 5% a year, that's $400K a year, or $33,000 a month. I think someone with $33K a month in passive income (to say nothing of their salary) can prolly take a $2000 first class flight if they want to.
I dont know who this guy is, only watched that bit. However I guess pitching frugality to his young richie rich wannabee fans is better than showing off fancy cars n houses n shit.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 9, 2023 19:49:33 GMT 1
Here it is.
PBD says don't fly first class unless you're worth $10m.
Even at $10m, I don't think I'd do it. Maybe at $12m-$15m.
The NoblemanAgreed. First class is overpriced. Its there for truly rich people, and people who overspend, or people who like to front. I assumed you were #2 or #3.
However. His 10 mil thingy is clickbaity and silly,
If you were worth "only" 8 mil and had that money making you 5% a year, that's $400K a year, or $33,000 a month. I think someone with $33K a month in passive income (to say nothing of their salary) can prolly take a $2000 first class flight if they want to.
I dont know who this guy is, only watched that bit. However I guess pitching frugality to his young richie rich wannabee fans is better than showing off fancy cars n houses n shit.
First of all, #2 and #3 are the same.
No?
I like nice shit, but I don't like to pay for it. I think I mentioned on Spooge I buy my suits on ebay. They retail for around $3K-$3.5K. I pay less than $1K for them new with tags, untailored. I'll never buy a suit at retail again. I'd rather brag about all the money I didn't spend than all the money I did. I drive a nice car, but I bought it used and held onto it. It's now 9 years old and running great, and I have no reason to buy a new one. These folks out there buying expensive new cars every three years are fucking themselves about as hard as they can.
Me?
I enjoy making and having money more than I enjoy spending it. I like watching it compound. There's always a nicer house on a higher hill. If you opt out of that waste, boom, higher net worth.
Me?
I'm a net worth guy, I am. I do have nice watches, but I buy them used or at significant discounts. And they appreciate with inflation, so you can always flip them if you need to.
But it's a balance. We do travel a lot, which is expensive, but that time with the family is invaluable. You keep costs down by flying coach.
As I mentioned, I did fly back in first class from Florida due to a mishap with the airline. You have a bigger seat, and they slang drinks at you. Big whoop. It's not worth the premium.
Not to this guy.
Now. $8m isn't enough. Let's say you're in my position in life and worth $8m. You're looking to retire in 5-10 years. Splurging on stupid shit is going to delay your retirement. Your kids will be heading off to college soon. They have 529s, but what if they want to go to grad school? What about care for your elderly parents or inlaws? What about a second home in Europe? And what if there's a market correction?
You've got to prioritize what is important to you.
Right?
Flying first class isn't it.
$12m-$15m is my number for saying fuck it. I'm tall and I have money. I'm flying first class.
Now.
That's PBD. He's supposedly worth around $200m.
Here he is showing off his house.
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Post by grendel on Jul 10, 2023 23:24:22 GMT 1
What kind of suits and watches do you buy?
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Jul 10, 2023 23:34:38 GMT 1
Wife and her twin sister are currently in the air on the way to Denver. Wonder if she got the dreaded fat fuck in a seat next to her?
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