Dennis Rodman Gets Huge Tattoo of Girlfriend Yella Yella on His Face

You know when you hate yourself enough...

This dude needs help.

In May 2000 I was at a party where he was supposed to be DJing. He never actually did anything but stand on the stage doing blow while someone else put the music on. At one point he came down on the dance floor and started jumping up and down like a madman for ten or twelve songs straight. He would jump so high, and he's so tall, that he would occasionally hit some of the lights with his head (he was also wearing an oversized cowboy hat like that Turd Ferguson SNL sketch...). He must've inured himself pretty bad but that didn't stop him from jumping like a fucking maniac for THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES. I don't know how he didn't make himself sick. Or maybe he did.