therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 14, 2023 2:57:03 GMT 1
Hello? Have we lost Cowpins? I was about to ask him to go get VVV back. Are they both gone? And Molly? (whose probably dead let's face it) Anybody know anything? DF??
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Nunya
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Post by Nunya on Aug 14, 2023 15:53:19 GMT 1
Who were cowpins and VVV here?
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 14, 2023 17:32:52 GMT 1
Who were cowpins and VVV here? Cowpins and VVV.
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Post by Aristocrat on Aug 14, 2023 17:39:50 GMT 1
Who were cowpins and VVV here? Cowpins and VVV. Who are you here?
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Aug 14, 2023 22:16:19 GMT 1
4 Toes, Bobby Blue Collar, or Grease Monkey (that unfunky monkey)
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cowpins
Stage 4 Tourette's syndrome
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Post by cowpins on Aug 15, 2023 0:55:56 GMT 1
Where did Gaz go? Did he give any sign of frustration before departing?
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 15, 2023 1:01:15 GMT 1
Where did Gaz go? Did he give any sign of frustration before departing? Not that I recall. Where did you go??
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 15, 2023 4:21:16 GMT 1
Where did Gaz go? Did he give any sign of frustration before departing? God dammit. Call me.
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 15, 2023 5:07:22 GMT 1
cowpins you basically have one job. And instead of efforting to retain VVV you also disappeared. Now your mission is to get Mr. Vagina back. ASAP...
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Aug 15, 2023 12:06:37 GMT 1
My online routines changed. My son was here during the summer, so most nights with him, and in the AM I've been checking work emails, so basically getting shit done and less fuck time off.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 15, 2023 13:20:00 GMT 1
He's alive!
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Post by heenansnuka on Aug 16, 2023 7:10:00 GMT 1
cowpins you basically have one job. And instead of efforting to retain VVV you also disappeared. Now your mission is to get Mr. Vagina back. ASAP... correct! bring back Gazpacho!
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 17, 2023 1:12:41 GMT 1
My online routines changed. My son was here during the summer, so most nights with him, and in the AM I've been checking work emails, so basically getting shit done and less fuck time off. Massive fail and now it appears cowpins has completely abdicated his position. Should we start accepting applications for a new VP of Member Retention?
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 17, 2023 1:22:15 GMT 1
My online routines changed. My son was here during the summer, so most nights with him, and in the AM I've been checking work emails, so basically getting shit done and less fuck time off. Massive fail and now it appearsĀ cowpins has completely abdicated his position. Should we start accepting applications for a new VP of Member Retention? I nominate Heenan Snuka
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 17, 2023 3:46:33 GMT 1
Massive fail and now it appears cowpins has completely abdicated his position. Should we start accepting applications for a new VP of Member Retention? I nominate Heenan Snuka Yeah 'cause he'll definitely keep folks around...
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Aug 18, 2023 12:26:11 GMT 1
The good news is that Filth sent me a text saying, "get back on EE", so the VP of Member Recruitment is doing his job just fine.
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 18, 2023 16:21:02 GMT 1
The good news is that Filth sent me a text saying, "get back on EE", so the VP of Member Recruitment is doing his job just fine. He's doing your job bro...
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Aug 19, 2023 0:09:55 GMT 1
Retention = keeping someone from leaving, bro. Recruitment brings them back.
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Aug 19, 2023 1:31:44 GMT 1
You should get smokey into the program.
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 19, 2023 4:25:22 GMT 1
Retention = keeping someone from leaving, bro. Recruitment brings them back. DF recruits. Once they are here he's done. If one tries to leave it's your job to retain them whatever that entails. Face it you let a valued member VVV get away. We had to send DF to do your job and retain you. Not surprised derpit can't keep up...
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