suckit
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Post by suckit on Aug 19, 2023 12:58:23 GMT 1
I meant he should get you into AA, dopey.
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Aug 19, 2023 13:03:05 GMT 1
Retention = keeping someone from leaving, bro. Recruitment brings them back. DF recruits. Once they are here he's done. If one tries to leave it's your job to retain them whatever that entails. Face it you let a valued member VVV get away. We had to send DF to do your job and retain you. Not surprised derpit can't keep up... DF recruits: Correct Once they are here he's done: Correct If one tries to leave it's your job to retain them whatever that entails: Correct We had to send DF to do your job and retain you: Not correct. He recruited me back. His quote was, "come back to EY", as in you left...come back. Doing my job with retention would have been not letting me leave in the first place.
Keep up.
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Aug 19, 2023 13:04:32 GMT 1
I meant he should get you into AA, dopey.
Nah, I get roadside service with Geico.
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 19, 2023 18:26:36 GMT 1
Due to his inability to retain VVV and in addition abdicating his position and the forum thus requiring DF to exercise his retention skills to get cowpins back I believe cowpins should be fired from his position to be replaced at least temporarily by DF who will temporarily be VP of Recruitment and Retainment. He will receive a small pay raise. derpit will continue to serve as VP of Derp...
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suckit
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Post by suckit on Aug 19, 2023 18:30:31 GMT 1
I meant he should get you into AA, dopey.
Nah, I get roadside service with Geico.
AA, AAA, whatever it takes...
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 19, 2023 21:47:55 GMT 1
Cowpins. Text VVV or send me his number.
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 19, 2023 22:00:35 GMT 1
DF on the case. Faith restored...
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Aug 19, 2023 22:22:07 GMT 1
Due to his inability to retain VVV and himself, and in addition abdicating his position and the forum thus requiring DF to exercise his retention skills to get cowpins back I believe cowpins should be fired from his position to be replaced at least temporarily by DF who will temporarily be VP of Recruitment and Retainment. He will receive a small pay raise. derpit will continue to serve as VP of Derp... I fixed it.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Aug 19, 2023 22:24:29 GMT 1
Due to his inability to retain VVV and himself, and in addition abdicating his position and the forum thus requiring DF to exercise his retention skills to get cowpins back I believe cowpins should be fired from his position to be replaced at least temporarily by DF who will temporarily be VP of Recruitment and Retainment. He will receive a small pay raise. derpit will continue to serve as VP of Derp... I fixed it. You almost got fired. No more fucking around on your duties!
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Post by trophyhusband on Aug 20, 2023 0:18:39 GMT 1
DF has done his job.
Cowpins...will you do yours?
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Post by heenansnuka on Aug 20, 2023 21:00:02 GMT 1
Massive fail and now it appears cowpins has completely abdicated his position. Should we start accepting applications for a new VP of Member Retention? I nominate Heenan Snuka I don't think *ech* would pay enough for the job
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Post by heenansnuka on Aug 20, 2023 21:01:13 GMT 1
Due to his inability to retain VVV and in addition abdicating his position and the forum thus requiring DF to exercise his retention skills to get cowpins back I believe cowpins should be fired from his position to be replaced at least temporarily by DF who will temporarily be VP of Recruitment and Retainment. He will receive a small pay raise. derpit will continue to serve as VP of Derp... Aint *ech* the only guy that can fire him? I think we need to give cowpins another chance.
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Bahana
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Post by Bahana on Aug 20, 2023 21:04:53 GMT 1
I think we should give him till September 1st for this site to reach the 100-member mark.
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 20, 2023 22:47:37 GMT 1
I think we should give him till September 1st for this site to reach the 100-member mark. I issued that challenge to DF along with getting us a chick and so far fail...
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suckit
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Post by suckit on Aug 20, 2023 23:04:11 GMT 1
Be the change, smokey... stop laying around waiting for others.
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Aug 20, 2023 23:07:07 GMT 1
What part of lazy do you not understand fatASS??
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suckit
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Post by suckit on Aug 20, 2023 23:40:13 GMT 1
Wth would you do with a chick anyway? Tell her how many Teslas you counted on your DoorDash route? I can hear her juices flowing already... Edit: bahahaha!
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Post by trophyhusband on Aug 22, 2023 2:23:25 GMT 1
Wth would you do with a chick anyway? Tell her how many Teslas you counted on your DoorDash route? I can hear her juices flowing already... Edit: bahahaha!Why are you so mad? Honest question.
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cowpins
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Post by cowpins on Aug 22, 2023 12:20:34 GMT 1
Who's the VP of new and engaging content?
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suckit
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Post by suckit on Aug 22, 2023 12:40:25 GMT 1
Glammer.
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