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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Sept 6, 2023 0:47:32 GMT 1
Good things about Crat
• There are even more annoying colors for a big font to be than pink • He pays to see his homies rock out and purchases beer for them if they do good • He drinks like a lightweight so it's impossible to waste money on refilling his pint • He is much much more popular with the gays than the ladies, leaving the bitches free for the rest of us • He doesnt mind being pwnd by midwest mechanics on a daily basis • I dislike him less than Risingfarce • ech, ouze, or bolia never have to be bored by him and his scarf, as he always cancels or they come up with good fake excuses that they are outta town or on the subway home
• He is only 1 lady ahead of Glammer in "kill count" during the 2000's. If we count hookers, Glammer may be tied or even 1 point ahead of him.
• He so far has refused to represent Kristy Krash Majors in a frivolous lawsuit • He must be able to channel Molly's ghost • He has prolly never killed anyone, or at least had a good reason if so • He put his lil toy in his Danzig urn when we asked him to • Nothing
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Post by Bahana on Sept 6, 2023 0:50:10 GMT 1
He's entertaining and keeps switching things up to keep you guessing. He's noble but then admits to pissing in the sink.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Sept 6, 2023 1:04:20 GMT 1
He's entertaining and keeps switching things up to keep you guessing. He's noble but then admits to pissing in the sink. He's noble. But he's pretending to be IMS. |
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
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Post by therealgws on Sept 6, 2023 1:19:30 GMT 1
Good things about Crat
• There are even more annoying colors for a big font to be than pink • He pays to see his homies rock out and purchases beer for them if they do good • He drinks like a lightweight so it's impossible to waste money on refilling his pint • He is much much more popular with the gays than the ladies, leaving the bitches free for the rest of us • He doesnt mind being pwnd by midwest mechanics on a daily basis • I dislike him less than Risingfarce • ech, ouze, or bolia never have to be bored by him and his scarf, as he always cancels or they come up with good fake excuses that they are outta town or on the subway home
• He is only 1 lady ahead of Glammer in "kill count" during the 2000's. If we count hookers, Glammer may be tied or even 1 point ahead of him.
• He so far has refused to represent Kristy Krash Majors in a frivolous lawsuit • He must be able to channel Molly's ghost • He has prolly never killed anyone, or at least had a good reason if so • He put his lil toy in his Danzig urn when we asked him to • Nothing
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 6, 2023 2:14:06 GMT 1
- He could have easily cheated on his house bitch hundreds, thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of times with biological female bitches presenting as biological female bitches, but he’s a solid and reliable family man, so he didn’t slay all that vagina that he could have.
- He can drink fuckhuey under the table. He drinks two pints (32oz) of 7% abv beer to fuckhuey’s 12oz of 5% beer after The Nobleman had drinks with this bitch at home.
- It’s true that he has noticed an uptick in homosexual interest from biological males dating back to about 2016, but the bitches still like him too, so it’s not like one was at the cost of the other.
- He’s the only person to post titties on this forum, and *ech* didn’t reprimand him or take them down because The Nobleman did it so tastefully, and the titties are sill posted today, and even the titty bot is okay with them.
- He has excellent and eclectic taste is music and has no problem enjoying death metal and black metal vocals, but he still likes the new Ellie Goulding album too.
- He likes to run the pit. He was in the ruckus pit at Pantera and the Misfits in 2023, among other bands.
- He really takes it to the vagina boys on Chives and makes everybody laugh.
The Nobleman
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Post by therealgws on Sept 6, 2023 2:25:43 GMT 1
- He could have easily cheated on his house bitch hundreds, thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of times with biological female bitches presenting as biological female bitches, but he’s a solid and reliable family man, so he didn’t slay all that vagina that he could have.
- He can drink fuckhuey under the table. He drinks two pints (32oz) of 7% abv beer to fuckhuey’s 12oz of 5% beer after The Nobleman had drinks with this bitch at home.
- It’s true that he has noticed an uptick in homosexual interest from biological males dating back to about 2016, but the bitches still like him too, so it’s not like one was at the cost of the other.
- He’s the only person to post titties on this forum, and *ech* didn’t reprimand him or take them down because The Nobleman did it so tastefully, and the titties are sill posted today, and even the titty bot is okay with them.
- He has excellent and eclectic taste is music and has no problem enjoying death metal and black metal vocals, but he still likes the new Ellie Goulding album too.
- He likes to run the pit. He was in the ruckus pit at Pantera and the Misfits in 2023, among other bands.
- He really takes it to the vagina boys on Chives and makes everybody laugh.
The Nobleman
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Sept 6, 2023 3:13:20 GMT 1
No.
there have only been 8000 and change days in the whole 2000's and he's claiming he could have slayed more bitches than there are days by a factor of over 12.5 to 125. After that I knew facts were out the window.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Sept 6, 2023 3:17:20 GMT 1
No.
there have only been 8000 and change days in the whole 2000's and he's claiming he could have slayed more bitches than there are days by a factor of over 12.5 to 125. After that I knew facts were out the window.
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Post by therealgws on Sept 6, 2023 3:44:24 GMT 1
No.
there have only been 8000 and change days in the whole 2000's and he's claiming he could have slayed more bitches than there are days by a factor of over 12.5 to 125. After that I knew facts were out the window.
But I do believe the gays love him. I know what that's like. He also loves shit, err, I mean Death and Black Metal, he did post some titties etc... These are indeed facts... |
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 6, 2023 5:01:30 GMT 1
No.
there have only been 8000 and change days in the whole 2000's and he's claiming he could have slayed more bitches than there are days by a factor of over 12.5 to 125. After that I knew facts were out the window.
O Hi fuckhuey. This is the Crat appreciation thread. If you’d like to peddle in nastiness and negativity, there are plenty of other threads for that. But we’re going to keep this one on topic.
Now!!
Let’s hear it for the Crat!!
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Sept 6, 2023 5:12:08 GMT 1
- He drinks two pints (32oz) of 7% abv beer to fuckhuey’s 12oz of 5% beer after The Nobleman had drinks with this bitch at home.
Another one of Crat's talents:
• He's good at finding ways of being disrespectful to bitches.
1.) He calls them bitches, a term that some (possibly even many) find a bit degrading 2.) He refers to his personal bitch as a bitch 3.) He says he had drinks with "this bitch." That's the one right there. He could have said "my bitch" or "his bitch' which claims ownership in a derogatory and toxic masculine way, but he went even further and said "this bitch" which sounds like he may or may not even known her name. That's some impressive use of the bitch word.
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Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by psychobolia on Sept 6, 2023 11:03:52 GMT 1
- He listens to Blut Aus Nord
- He has an autographed record of the original Venom
- He keeps scarf factories in business
That's all I got.
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Sept 6, 2023 16:55:12 GMT 1
- He drinks two pints (32oz) of 7% abv beer to fuckhuey’s 12oz of 5% beer after The Nobleman had drinks with this bitch at home.
Another one of Crat's talents:
• He's good at finding ways of being disrespectful to bitches.
1.) He calls them bitches, a term that some (possibly even many) find a bit degrading 2.) He refers to his personal bitch as a bitch 3.) He says he had drinks with "this bitch." That's the one right there. He could have said "my bitch" or "his bitch' which claims ownership in a derogatory and toxic masculine way, but he went even further and said "this bitch" which sounds like he may or may not even known her name. That's some impressive use of the bitch word.
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Stage 4 Tourette's syndrome
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Post by Vic on Sept 10, 2023 2:46:17 GMT 1
****• There are even more annoying colors for a big font to be than pink****
Me? I've grown to like pink. Not the singerthing or whatever she is, not the clothing line that obscures lines and curves with block letters and not the smug feline that spawned a few minor sellers in the motion picture industry... the color. The more 80s tinted the better. Would that be glammer? You talk about that amongst yourselves. I'm talking about 'crat aka Crat aka Lenny 'scarfboy' Kratvitz. Yeah, he's a cool cat, at that.
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 30, 2023 20:45:42 GMT 1
About our GTG in way, way east San Diego first fuckhuey wrote:He drinks like a lightweight so it's impossible to waste money on refilling his pint I thought you were coming down as a trusted friend, not to gain info and spill tea on me. I am hurt.
The Nobleman
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