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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 17, 2023 1:58:28 GMT 1
I hate Soma. Fucking shitbox. It's just a big shitbox with a 2,000+ capacity. No full bar, and it's all ages, so it feels like a junior high school social.
Fuck Soma. I don't think I'm going back. Never a good experience.
Provoker Post-punk. I like post-punk, but Provoker's songs aren't that good. Plus the singer thought he was cool and danced like a girl. Fuck that guy. 90% sure he was lip syncing.
And towards the end of the set he asked for a water. And somebody brought him a water then he said he wished it was a beer like he's some fucking edgelord. And they had beer there, so he didn't really want a beer because he asked for a water.
Trannies I didn't see any trannies at Soma.
Turnover/Smoker's Lounge Turnover seemed to play live, but I don't like their music, so I went to the smoker's lounge and told everybody that Provoker wasn't playing live. And people looked at me in disbelief, but then a drunk guy who identified as an "old millennial" at age 33 said he could tell something was off with Provoker's performance, and I said, yeah.
I learned in the smoker's lounge that some folks are really into Beach Fossils. I had no idea.
Beach Fossils I really like that new album, but I like this band less having seen them "live." Just a band of dorks. Just fucking dorks. I think the instruments were live. The vocals, I'm not sure. Something seemed wrong. He was barely opening his mouth, and there was an awful lot of reverb. Could have been live... I guess... Maybe...
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Post by *ech* on Nov 17, 2023 2:16:00 GMT 1
I'm supposed to see them in February but now I'm a lot less excited. Thanks for the review!
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I've maimed for less than that.
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Post by therealgws on Nov 17, 2023 5:37:20 GMT 1
Band names ranked:
3. Beach Fossils - brings to mind old wrinklies soaking up melanoma on the sand.
2. Turnover - makes me think of fumbles, interceptions or pastry. Ok
1. Provoker - Decent. Brings to mind doltish trolls on loser chat forums. Who doesn't love that??
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Nov 17, 2023 5:42:51 GMT 1
Never heard of any of that stuff. I've heard of Ozzy Osbourne and Savatage. Is it anything like that?
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Post by *ech* on Nov 18, 2023 19:39:24 GMT 1
Never heard of any of that stuff. I've heard of Ozzy Osbourne and Savatage. Is it anything like that? Almost!
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Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by psychobolia on Nov 18, 2023 20:33:37 GMT 1
Band names ranked: 3. Beach Fossils - brings to mind old wrinklies soaking up melanoma on the sand. 2. Turnover - makes me think of fumbles, interceptions or pastry. Ok 1. Provoker - Decent. Brings to mind doltish trolls on loser chat forums. Who doesn't love that?? What a great concept! I'll play:
Band names ranked:
1. Provoker - Edgy, gives them a reason to write offensive lyrics, and the name just sounds cool, like some badass kid stirring up shit just to get a reaction.
2. Beach Fossils - Evokes beach images, sounds like a band chicks would like. I could see them having success with their t-shirts.
3. Turnover - Terrible name, makes you think of corporate life (turnover is sales in UK English, and also evokes staff turnover rates), yuck...
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Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Nov 18, 2023 22:02:40 GMT 1
And you have to win the turnover battle to win in the NFL.
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Post by Vic on Nov 18, 2023 22:49:49 GMT 1
Band names ranked:
1. Provoker - spiked hair dudes talking shit and throwing stuff. OK
2. Beach Fossils - fuckin stupid. ballsack cousteau
3. Turnover - apple turnover? old lady bullshit. should be Turn Over (so i can buttfuck you)
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 19, 2023 22:01:34 GMT 1
It's not often you see crowd surfing at an indie rock show.
Those kids really love their Fossils, they do.
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Post by *ech* on Nov 20, 2023 13:54:32 GMT 1
Cool pic!
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