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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Nov 23, 2023 0:27:04 GMT 1
ItWalksAmongus used to goof on him after he stated that they take bowel movements in front of each other. Now, it was never confirmed that a wife actually exists, however. Gross! i would never do that in front of a bitch, i respect her way too much to do that. and there’s no way I’m gonna be with a woman who does that in front of me. Have some standards.
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 23, 2023 1:34:49 GMT 1
ItWalksAmongus used to goof on him after he stated that they take bowel movements in front of each other. Now, it was never confirmed that a wife actually exists, however. Gross! i would never do that in front of a bitch, i respect her way too much to do that. and there’s no way I’m gonna be with a woman who does that in front of me. Have some standards. I just assumed you preferred a rough Hotsauce-style bitch. What with your muscle bitches and all...
My bitch?
My bitch is a girly bitch. This bitch hasn't shat since I've met her.
The Nobleman
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Nov 23, 2023 1:47:10 GMT 1
This bitch hasn't shat since I've met her.
Thats the way a bitch must be. Anything other than that is an instant swipe left.
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 1:55:43 GMT 1
ItWalksAmongus. Yes, because he was credible and loved. I think people paid Stevie to get rid of him. It would be incredibly amusing to see where he is now.
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 1:56:18 GMT 1
This bitch hasn't shat since I've met her.
Thats the way a bitch must be. Anything other than that is an instant swipe left. Does that mean you are still single?
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 23, 2023 1:58:20 GMT 1
Thats the way a bitch must be. Anything other than that is an instant swipe left. Does that mean you are still single? Does your bitch shit in front of you?
The Nobleman
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Nov 23, 2023 1:59:00 GMT 1
Thats the way a bitch must be. Anything other than that is an instant swipe left. Does that mean you are still single? No. It means the women i date and have sex with are of the highest quality. Unplanned anal always results in a porno-style squeaky clean result, with multiple women over multiple decades, they way god intended. Fuck outta here with your muddy bitches. I'll have none of that. I'm glad the Nobleman has the same rigid standards as i do, even if you will accept some steamy and stinky action.
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 2:04:38 GMT 1
Does that mean you are still single? No. It means the women i date and have sex with are of the highest quality. Unplanned anal always results in a porno-style squeaky clean result, with multiple women over multiple decades, they way god intended. Fuck outta here with your muddy bitches. I'll have none of that. I'm glad the Nobleman has the same rigid standards as i do, even if you will accept some steamy and stinky action.
Well I hope you find someone long term. Living like Fonzie did when you are in 50's isn't as cool as you might think it is, especially if you still have long hair that you think looks as good on you as it did when you were a teenager.
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 23, 2023 2:08:05 GMT 1
No. It means the women i date and have sex with are of the highest quality. Unplanned anal always results in a porno-style squeaky clean result, with multiple women over multiple decades, they way god intended. Fuck outta here with your muddy bitches. I'll have none of that. I'm glad the Nobleman has the same rigid standards as i do, even if you will accept some steamy and stinky action.
Well I hope you find someone long term. Living like Fonzie did when you are in 50's isn't as cool as you might think it is, especially if you still have long hair that you think looks as good on you as it did when you were a teenager. I've been telling him that about the long hair for years. Fuckin' guy would rather have long hair that bitches on his jock.
But he did say something about having it for the stage which makes sense. But I think he wore a wig when I saw his band, so there's an inconsistency in his reasoning.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Nov 23, 2023 2:13:59 GMT 1
Well I hope you find someone long term. Living like Fonzie did when you are in 50's isn't as cool as you might think it is, especially if you still have long hair that you think looks as good on you as it did when you were a teenager. I've been telling him that about the long hair for years. Fuckin' guy would rather have long hair that bitches on his jock.
But he did say something about having it for the stage which makes sense. But I think he wore a wig when I saw his band, so there's an inconsistency in his reasoning.
The NoblemanBitches who love long hair love it. Kinky bitches, rock bitches, patent leather wearing bitches, sluts, the kind you want. Not basic pumpkin spice ugg bitches. miss me with that shizz.
Neither am i into fat, mommy-haircut bitches who shit on the toilet while you tell them how you got banned from some forum again. But it's cool if you are.
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 2:28:58 GMT 1
I've been telling him that about the long hair for years. Fuckin' guy would rather have long hair that bitches on his jock.
But he did say something about having it for the stage which makes sense. But I think he wore a wig when I saw his band, so there's an inconsistency in his reasoning.
The NoblemanBitches who love long hair love it. Kinky bitches, rock bitches, patent leather wearing bitches, sluts, the kind you want. Not basic pumpkin spice ugg bitches. miss me with that shizz.
Neither am i into fat, mommy-haircut bitches who shit on the toilet while you tell them how you got banned from some forum again. But it's cool if you are.
LOL. Ya, good luck with your bitches and sluts, who are fucking other guys and ultimately couldn't care less about you. But hey, if you want to live the rock and roll life with nothing to show for it well into your 60's and 70's then rock on.
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 23, 2023 2:32:24 GMT 1
I've been telling him that about the long hair for years. Fuckin' guy would rather have long hair that bitches on his jock.
But he did say something about having it for the stage which makes sense. But I think he wore a wig when I saw his band, so there's an inconsistency in his reasoning.
The NoblemanBitches who love long hair love it. Kinky bitches, rock bitches, patent leather wearing bitches, sluts, the kind you want. Not basic pumpkin spice ugg bitches. miss me with that shizz. It's true. Bitches that like long hair really like it. In the 90's when I had long hair, I would get free dances and phone numbers from strippers on the regular. Then I cut my hair, and still got the numbers. My conclusion: the bitches that fuck the longhairs will fuck the shorthairs too. These are facts.
But.
The bitches that like the longhairs really like the longhairs. So with the long hair, you might get a 10% boost from 5% of the bitches (I have to believe 5% is generous in 2023). Or you can cut your hair and get a 40-60% boost with 95% of the bitches.
Simple math, and I speak from experience. And Mojo agreed with this analysis 100% on Spooge. And even Pr0sthetics, who had long hair, agreed.
You like your long hair, and that's fine. But don't pretend it's pulling bitches in 2023. It's not.
The Nobleman
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Post by grendel on Nov 23, 2023 2:37:01 GMT 1
ItWalksAmongus also used to call hotsauce “stool boy.”
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 2:40:54 GMT 1
Bitches who love long hair love it. Kinky bitches, rock bitches, patent leather wearing bitches, sluts, the kind you want. Not basic pumpkin spice ugg bitches. miss me with that shizz. It's true. Bitches that like long hair really like it. In the 90's when I had long hair, I would get free dances and phone numbers from strippers on the regular. Then I cut my hair, and still got the numbers. My conclusion: the bitches that fuck the longhairs will fuck the shorthairs too. These are facts.
But.
The bitches that like the longhairs really like the longhairs. So with the long hair, you might get a 10% boost from 5% of the bitches (I have to believe 5% is generous in 2023). Or you can cut your hair and get a 40-60% boost with 95% of the bitches.
Simple math, and I speak from experience. And Mojo agreed with this analysis 100% on Spooge. And even Pr0sthetics, who had long hair, agreed.
You like your long hair, and that's fine. But don't pretend it's pulling bitches in 2023. It's not.
The NoblemanI have to agree with this. Most guys look like shit with long hair into their 50's. You may get a pass if you are actually a rock star and thus can afford to make your hair look good and suit you with the clothes you are wearing and your image in general, but if you just some nobody dipshit working a 9 to 5 job and playing gigs on weekends - 9 times out of 10 you look fucking ridiculous desperately trying to Hold On To 18.
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Post by grendel on Nov 23, 2023 2:44:25 GMT 1
So you have aged gracefully? Would you be pulling a lot of trim if not for your wife?
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 2:44:43 GMT 1
ItWalksAmongus also used to call hotsauce “stool boy.” It is laughable that you are using Itwalks as some sort of great callback or credible person to bring up. He was mocked constantly and fucking hated across the board - people would have literally celebrated his death. He was a fucking joke and a loser of a human being. I can see why he is your hero though.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Nov 23, 2023 2:47:10 GMT 1
Bitches who love long hair love it. Kinky bitches, rock bitches, patent leather wearing bitches, sluts, the kind you want. Not basic pumpkin spice ugg bitches. miss me with that shizz. It's true. Bitches that like long hair really like it. In the 90's when I had long hair, I would get free dances and phone numbers from strippers on the regular. Then I cut my hair, and still got the numbers. My conclusion: the bitches that fuck the longhairs will fuck the shorthairs too. These are facts.
But.
The bitches that like the longhairs really like the longhairs. So with the long hair, you might get a 10% boost from 5% of the bitches (I have to believe 5% is generous in 2023). Or you can cut your hair and get a 40-60% boost with 95% of the bitches.
Simple math, and I speak from experience. And Mojo agreed with this analysis 100% on Spooge. And even Pr0sthetics, who had long hair, agreed.
You like your long hair, and that's fine. But don't pretend it's pulling bitches in 2023. It's not.
The NoblemanSince i've banged (conservatively) 50x the bitches you have in the 2000s, i'll assume your experience and the stuff that comes out of Hotsauce's wife's asshole while he chats with her are similar.
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Post by grendel on Nov 23, 2023 3:30:56 GMT 1
ItWalksAmongus also used to call hotsauce “stool boy.” It is laughable that you are using Itwalks as some sort of great callback or credible person to bring up. He was mocked constantly and fucking hated across the board - people would have literally celebrated his death. He was a fucking joke and a loser of a human being. I can see why he is your hero though. He was an effective troll though. You don’t admire other trolls?
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 23, 2023 3:33:53 GMT 1
i've banged (conservatively) 50x the bitches you have in the 2000s Maybe, but if that's true and had you cut your hair in the late 90's when N'Sync was hot, your number could easily have been 300x my post-2000 bitches. Easily.
This concept is universal.
The Nobleman
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