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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 23, 2023 3:44:38 GMT 1
It's true. Bitches that like long hair really like it. In the 90's when I had long hair, I would get free dances and phone numbers from strippers on the regular. Then I cut my hair, and still got the numbers. My conclusion: the bitches that fuck the longhairs will fuck the shorthairs too. These are facts.
But.
The bitches that like the longhairs really like the longhairs. So with the long hair, you might get a 10% boost from 5% of the bitches (I have to believe 5% is generous in 2023). Or you can cut your hair and get a 40-60% boost with 95% of the bitches.
Simple math, and I speak from experience. And Mojo agreed with this analysis 100% on Spooge. And even Pr0sthetics, who had long hair, agreed.
You like your long hair, and that's fine. But don't pretend it's pulling bitches in 2023. It's not.
The NoblemanI have to agree with this. Most guys look like shit with long hair into their 50's. You may get a pass if you are actually a rock star and thus can afford to make your hair look good and suit you with the clothes you are wearing and your image in general, but if you just some nobody dipshit working a 9 to 5 job and playing gigs on weekends - 9 times out of 10 you look fucking ridiculous desperately trying to Hold On To 18. That's right, Hotsauce. And as you know, I still regularly attend rock and metal shows. News Flash (woo woo). This isn't 1987. The percentage of bitches at metal shows has dwindled very significantly, and the hot bitch quotient is basically zero (0). I'm shocked if I see a hot bitch at a metal show. Nobody goes to metal shows to slay hot bitches anymore. Nobody.
Hot bitches?
Today?
Hot bitches today are dance music shit like nightclubs and CRSSD. Hot bitches climbing the walls in those places, and they ain't bangin' longhairs. You show up to those places with long hair, and people will think you're a trannie. That's not a joke. I'm not kidding. That demo will literally think you're a trannie.
I'm just trying to help old Gen Xer metalheads get laid. This is my cause. This is my message.
The Nobleman
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 3:59:19 GMT 1
I have to agree with this. Most guys look like shit with long hair into their 50's. You may get a pass if you are actually a rock star and thus can afford to make your hair look good and suit you with the clothes you are wearing and your image in general, but if you just some nobody dipshit working a 9 to 5 job and playing gigs on weekends - 9 times out of 10 you look fucking ridiculous desperately trying to Hold On To 18. That's right, Hotsauce. And as you know, I still regularly attend rock and metal shows. News Flash (woo woo). This isn't 1987. The percentage of bitches at metal shows has dwindled very significantly, and the hot bitch quotient is basically zero (0). I'm shocked if I see a hot bitch at a metal show. Nobody goes to metal shows to slay hot bitches anymore. Nobody.
Hot bitches?
Today?
Hot bitches today are dance music shit like nightclubs and CRSSD. Hot bitches climbing the walls in those places, and they ain't bangin' longhairs. You show up to those places with long hair, and people will think you're a trannie. That's not a joke. I'm not kidding. That demo will literally think you're a trannie.
I'm just trying to help old Gen Xer metalheads get laid. This is my cause. This is my message.
The NoblemanYou are right. Look even Stevie isn't getting laid anymore like he used to I would be willing to bet and he actually had a very brief moment in the sun that he can still brag about. So some absolute nobody in his 50's with nothing going on and never having done anything worth still bragging about, but is claiming that he is still banging chicks left and right is one of two things here: 1. He is full of shit. 2. He is having sex, but they are bottom of the barrel skanks that require 4 condoms if you really want to safe here than sorry. There is no other option here.
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Post by grendel on Nov 23, 2023 4:31:03 GMT 1
Haters gonna hate!
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 23, 2023 4:31:18 GMT 1
Ya, good luck with your bitches and sluts, who are fucking other guys and ultimately couldn't care less about you. Yikes Hotsauce!! 40 years ago called, and it wants its *misogynist cringe* back!!
New Flash (woo woo)!! In 2023, we've progressed quite a lot!! Today we call this "female empowerment!!" Let's check that for next time!!
TY!!
The Nobleman
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 4:32:54 GMT 1
You are too fucking dumb to realize the irony here.
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 4:34:00 GMT 1
Ya, good luck with your bitches and sluts, who are fucking other guys and ultimately couldn't care less about you. Yikes Hotsauce!! 40 years ago called, and it wants its *misogynist cringe* back!!
New Flash (woo woo)!! In 2023, we've progressed quite a lot!! Today we call this "female empowerment!!" Let's check that for next time!!
TY!!
The Nobleman I was using his own words, but you knew that.
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Post by Aristocrat on Nov 23, 2023 4:36:53 GMT 1
Yikes Hotsauce!! 40 years ago called, and it wants its *misogynist cringe* back!!
New Flash (woo woo)!! In 2023, we've progressed quite a lot!! Today we call this "female empowerment!!" Let's check that for next time!!
TY!!
The Nobleman I was using his own words, but you knew that. That doesn't make it okay!! Misogyny is hate!!
Let's do better!!
The Nobleman
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Post by grendel on Nov 23, 2023 4:47:37 GMT 1
You are too fucking dumb to realize the irony here. You’re jealous of his body count! How many sluts did you bag when you were young and thin(ner)?
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 4:56:09 GMT 1
You are too fucking dumb to realize the irony here. You’re jealous of his body count! How many sluts did you bag when you were young and thin(ner)? Is that what you STILL look up to in awe 15 years later? You are absolutely pathetic. As I said before, I had my fair share of sex when I was single prior to getting married. You never did answer if you are married - are you?
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Post by grendel on Nov 23, 2023 5:42:10 GMT 1
Why do you care about that?
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 5:57:51 GMT 1
Why do you care about that? I don't care. However you once said that I didn't answer one of your questions, which I later did - so I thought it was only fair to remind you of a question you didn't answer. That's fine - you are not married. If you were, you would say so ala I have been married for 10 years or whatever.
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Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Nov 23, 2023 14:58:06 GMT 1
That's right, Hotsauce. And as you know, I still regularly attend rock and metal shows. News Flash (woo woo). This isn't 1987. The percentage of bitches at metal shows has dwindled very significantly, and the hot bitch quotient is basically zero (0). I'm shocked if I see a hot bitch at a metal show. Nobody goes to metal shows to slay hot bitches anymore. Nobody.
Hot bitches?
Today?
Hot bitches today are dance music shit like nightclubs and CRSSD. Hot bitches climbing the walls in those places, and they ain't bangin' longhairs. You show up to those places with long hair, and people will think you're a trannie. That's not a joke. I'm not kidding. That demo will literally think you're a trannie.
I'm just trying to help old Gen Xer metalheads get laid. This is my cause. This is my message.
The NoblemanYou are right. Look even Stevie isn't getting laid anymore like he used to I would be willing to bet and he actually had a very brief moment in the sun that he can still brag about. So some absolute nobody in his 50's with nothing going on and never having done anything worth still bragging about, but is claiming that he is still banging chicks left and right is one of two things here: 1. He is full of shit. 2. He is having sex, but they are bottom of the barrel skanks that require 4 condoms if you really want to safe here than sorry. There is no other option here. Stevie also hasn't had any hair for 20 years, short or long.
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Post by grendel on Nov 23, 2023 16:00:49 GMT 1
Why do you care about that? I don't care. However you once said that I didn't answer one of your questions, which I later did - so I thought it was only fair to remind you of a question you didn't answer. That's fine - you are not married. If you were, you would say so ala I have been married for 10 years or whatever. Not necessarily!
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 17:21:45 GMT 1
You are right. Look even Stevie isn't getting laid anymore like he used to I would be willing to bet and he actually had a very brief moment in the sun that he can still brag about. So some absolute nobody in his 50's with nothing going on and never having done anything worth still bragging about, but is claiming that he is still banging chicks left and right is one of two things here: 1. He is full of shit. 2. He is having sex, but they are bottom of the barrel skanks that require 4 condoms if you really want to safe here than sorry. There is no other option here. Stevie also hasn't had any hair for 20 years, short or long. True, but being bald is actually more attractive to women these days than 50 year old men thinking they still look good with long hair, which is the very reason why men typically just shave it all off now if they have been losing their hair vs. going to the hair club for men like in decades past. Being bald isn't the death sentence it used to be with women.
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Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Nov 23, 2023 17:31:30 GMT 1
Not for him... he looks like an alien.
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 17:32:58 GMT 1
I don't care. However you once said that I didn't answer one of your questions, which I later did - so I thought it was only fair to remind you of a question you didn't answer. That's fine - you are not married. If you were, you would say so ala I have been married for 10 years or whatever. Not necessarily! Anyone who is married - says so when asked. It's like asking someone if they have a pet. It is just an automatic yes or no response. There is no secrecy behind it. Assuming they are not currently going through a divorce, people are usually happy to say that they are married - proud of their husband or wife. You are not married. Moving on.
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Post by therealgws on Nov 23, 2023 17:36:11 GMT 1
My 60 yo self and my long hair again say FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT! I get compliments from the fairer sex on my hair almost daily. My female colleagues complain if I put it up in a bun. They want it long and flowing. Bald is for LOSErs. Don't like it? Don't care! Have you met derpit? You two seem a match...
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 17:36:46 GMT 1
Not for him... he looks like an alien. Ya, he doesn't look good, but looks better than he would going the wig route.
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Post by grendel on Nov 23, 2023 19:17:46 GMT 1
Anyone who is married - says so when asked. It's like asking someone if they have a pet. It is just an automatic yes or no response. There is no secrecy behind it. Assuming they are not currently going through a divorce, people are usually happy to say that they are married - proud of their husband or wife. You are not married. Moving on. They could be concealing the fact that they have a pet. If the landlord doesn’t allow it, for example.
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Post by Hotsauce on Nov 23, 2023 19:49:51 GMT 1
Anyone who is married - says so when asked. It's like asking someone if they have a pet. It is just an automatic yes or no response. There is no secrecy behind it. Assuming they are not currently going through a divorce, people are usually happy to say that they are married - proud of their husband or wife. You are not married. Moving on. They could be concealing the fact that they have a pet. If the landlord doesn’t allow it, for example. Sure. Anything to dodge the fact that you just don't want to say that you are single and not married. We both know why as well. If you are in your 50's and still haven't found someone that can stand you enough to want to be with you long term, it doesn't actually scream winner.
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