|
Post by *ech* on Dec 13, 2023 13:40:27 GMT 1
|
|
suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
The Uncool Douchebag
Posts: 2,717
Member is Online
|
Post by suckit on Dec 13, 2023 13:54:22 GMT 1
If El Duces dead what's the point?
|
|
|
Post by *ech* on Dec 13, 2023 13:57:41 GMT 1
There's no "if". The fat fuck is deader than Amy Winehouse. But the point is the same that it's always been: mediocre songs with stupid offensive lyrics barely performed by incompetent drunkards. Y'know, "music." (It's actually quite fun)
|
|
|
Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 13, 2023 14:36:03 GMT 1
Is the line up still Marc Duce, sickie, and heathen scum?
Marc’s a friend. At a mentors/murder junkies gig he called me out in the crowd. The stripper I knew there was pretty impressed. She tried to get me to get her a free tshirt.
The mentors opened up for my band once. I made their logo white on the flyer and they got mad, cause they don’t like the kkk. You’re not allowed to make the hoods white.
I was asked by Marc if I could do a tour with them on guit. Sickie couldn’t do that one. I said no. I prolly had other reasons, but if the fans saw a 6’3” Adonis on guit, instead of what they were expecting, I think I may have been subject to scab abuse.
how can you call “sandwich of love” a mediocre song?
|
|
psychobolia
Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
Ligma balls
Posts: 1,515
|
Post by psychobolia on Dec 13, 2023 14:40:11 GMT 1
Looks like I missed out bigtime!
|
|
|
Post by *ech* on Dec 13, 2023 15:39:04 GMT 1
Is the line up still Marc Duce, sickie, and heathen scum? I think it's just Heathen Scum and a bunch of dudes hired for the European tour. Drummer was Italian and the guitarist seemed maybe Dutch? The singer is the dude behind Broy in the photo. Is that your friend?
|
|
|
Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 13, 2023 17:06:16 GMT 1
No. Marc is the Singer/Drummer, so if they had a freestanding singer, that doesnt seem right. One guy from the real band and a bunch of euro scabs? Great, the mentors are going the Chris Holmes route!
The guitarist in your pic seems to have Sickie's body shape.
|
|
|
Post by *ech* on Dec 13, 2023 17:31:56 GMT 1
No. Marc is the Singer/Drummer, so if they had a freestanding singer, that doesnt seem right. One guy from the real band and a bunch of euro scabs? Great, the mentors are going the Chris Holmes route! The guitarist in your pic seems to have Sickie's body shape.
Apparently the've always functioned that way, sending one or two members out and hiring other musicians (I use the term loosely) along the way. Their drummer on that date was nicknamed Don Nutz The Italian Stallion and he was not singing. The singer was also playing rhythm guitar and seemed American but I could be wrong. He was also manning the merch stand. They were selling a whole bunch of random crap, including CDs by artists that had nothing to do with them: there was some Dio, some Maiden, etc. A little Google search informs me that your friend Marc hasn't been with the band in nearly 10 years and that he ran for mayor of some town a few years back! I don't think the guitarist was Sickie Wifebeater as when I talked to him he had a strong accent. Here he is without his executioner's hood:
|
|
|
Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 13, 2023 21:24:48 GMT 1
Interesting. He seemed to be a lifer. Handled the bookings, webpages, all the shit like that
|
|
|
Post by *ech* on Dec 13, 2023 22:43:33 GMT 1
Interesting. He seemed to be a lifer. Handled the bookings, webpages, all the shit like that He could be ill, he could be retired, he could have an arrest warrant in France... Heathen Scum didn't look well, either. Like he didn't know where he was before and after the show. Almost like he had dementia. It also looks like he was wearing a diaper. The singer/guitarist was taking care of him, directing him to where he should go, giving him sips of beer (never a whole beer at once...) It was pretty sad. On stage, he seemed a little better: he introduced a few songs with the trademark shock humor, but with zero energy. Who knows, maybe it's just a combination of jet-lag, alcohol, exhaustion, and the flu... But when he was counting the merch money with the unnamed singer, he looked so out of it...
|
|
|
Post by *ech* on Dec 13, 2023 22:49:59 GMT 1
OK, from my sleuthing I've established that this was the line up:
Heathen Scum: bass Maurizio "Angus" Bidoni: lead guitar Manuel Galati: Drums Alessio Medici III: Guitar, Vocals
So three Italian dudes backing up Scum. I've also learned that this was the band's first-ever Paris date!
|
|
suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
The Uncool Douchebag
Posts: 2,717
Member is Online
|
Post by suckit on Dec 13, 2023 23:30:04 GMT 1
OK, from my sleuthing I've established that this was the line up: Heathen Scum: bass Maurizio "Angus" Bidoni: lead guitar Manuel Galati: Drums Alessio Medici III: Guitar, Vocals So three Italian dudes backing up Scum. That's redundant isn't it?
|
|
psychobolia
Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
Ligma balls
Posts: 1,515
|
Post by psychobolia on Dec 14, 2023 0:18:19 GMT 1
How was attendance?
What did the Mentors' groupies look like?
Were they selling wifebeaters at the merch stand?
|
|
|
Post by *ech* on Dec 14, 2023 2:33:06 GMT 1
I'd say maybe about 70-100 people? I'd never been to Le Klub. Whenever I saw the name mentioned, I always assumed it was the old Club Dunois from my teenage years, but that was in a whole other neighborhood. So am I understanding right, Le Klub is a concert venue affiliated to the Black Dog? What did the Mentors' groupies look like? Kind of like the Mentors, which is to say... woof. Were they selling wifebeaters at the merch stand? Some t-shirts, I guess you could have ripped the sleeves off...
|
|
suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
The Uncool Douchebag
Posts: 2,717
Member is Online
|
Post by suckit on Dec 14, 2023 2:49:40 GMT 1
I thought that mightve meant actual implements that you could beat your wife with.
|
|
Vic
Stage 4 Tourette's syndrome
Posts: 337
|
Post by Vic on Dec 14, 2023 3:25:09 GMT 1
Like an eggbeater, but for wives.
Yeah, that makes sense.
|
|
suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
The Uncool Douchebag
Posts: 2,717
Member is Online
|
Post by suckit on Dec 14, 2023 3:43:36 GMT 1
Have you stopped beating your wife?
|
|
IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
Posts: 1,662
|
Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 14, 2023 3:52:21 GMT 1
If El Duces dead what's the point? The oblivion train kept a-rolling all night long.
- The Krampus Knäve
|
|
IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
Posts: 1,662
|
Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 14, 2023 3:52:32 GMT 1
Cool you were at the Kanye concert.
- The Krampus Knäve
|
|
|
Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 14, 2023 4:06:19 GMT 1
What did the Mentors' groupies look like? Kind of like the Mentors, which is to say... woof. POST PIX OF THE GROUPIES! WE'LL SEE IF THEYRE AS HOT AS KILL ALLEN WRENCH GROUPIES
|
|