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Post by *ech* on Jan 24, 2024 8:42:09 GMT 1
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 24, 2024 9:57:00 GMT 1
Save Tonight.
I bought that cd back in the day, I did.
I remember liking it.
Should I put it on now?
No.
Why?
2023 metal is on.
I had no idea he was Swedish. Eagle-Eye Cherry doesn't sound Swedish at all.
I've been to Sweden. I've also been to Denmark, Norway, and Iceland.
The last time I was in Rome (circa 2022), after walking the Spanish Steps I ran across three drunken Icelandic tourist bitches (a mother, a daughter, and an aunt) who said they needed help back to their hotel because they were wasted, their phones were dead, and they didn't know how to get back. They kept referring to me as a Canadian, and I kept telling those bitches I was American. And they kept telling me Americans don't travel. Fucking stereotypes. Back at the hotel, they invited me into their room (these three bitches were sharing one room), and they treated me to their minibar and we hung out and drank and talked for a few hours.
I didn't fingerbang any of them.
I'm married.
I also have a story about Swedish bitches I met at a club in Rome in 2018, but I'll save that for another night.
Save Tonight.
The Nobleman
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Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by psychobolia on Jan 24, 2024 10:46:51 GMT 1
... three drunken Icelandic tourist bitches (a mother, a daughter, and an aunt) ... Did they have upturned noses like Björk? If you weren't married, and you had to kill/fuck/marry, how would that play out? |
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 25, 2024 7:08:52 GMT 1
... three drunken Icelandic tourist bitches (a mother, a daughter, and an aunt) ... Did they have upturned noses like Björk?
In my opinion, Icelandic bitches tend to be sort of inbred and twisted looking. Sort of like the British, only a different breed of inbred.
The bitches of continental Europe tend to be much better looking than the islander bitches.If you weren't married, and you had to kill/fuck/marry, how would that play out?
Another great question and one which is easily answered.
Kill: The aunt. She was the oldest, fattest, grumpiest, and overall least attractive of the set. And she was rattling on about how they were being discriminated against in Italy because they're women. And she mentioned, "the hierarchy." I think she meant, "the patriarchy," but she was drunk. I think it may have had more to do with them being English-speaking than being women. Everybody in Italy hadn't been perfectly nice to me either, but I didn't want to get into it with her. I would kill the aunt.
Fuck: The mom. The mom was very pleasant. She was late 40's, but you could see she was once attractive. Some would say she's attractive still. I could throw her a bang.
Marry: The daughter. The daughter was tall, thin, and blonde and wearing a tight blue club dress. A very pretty bitch. She said she was 1.75 meters tall and that the men in Iceland are too short. She implied they're worthless - which I don't doubt. She was in her early 20's, so the marriage probably wouldn't last more than a few months. I would need a prenup.
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Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Jan 25, 2024 10:43:52 GMT 1
Does he play Save Tonight twice?
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Post by *ech* on Jan 25, 2024 13:32:19 GMT 1
Does he play Save Tonight twice? 19 times to be exact. |
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 25, 2024 19:56:51 GMT 1
Does he play Save Tonight twice? 19 times to be exact.
Okay. I guess you missed my bit about how Eagle-Eye Cherry doesn't sound Swedish. Eagle, eye, and cherry are English words.
See?
I guess you missed that.
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Post by *ech* on Jan 25, 2024 21:30:04 GMT 1
No, I didn't really miss it, I just had nothing to add. Unlike that carbon watch thread in which I made a crucial contribution.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 26, 2024 0:37:31 GMT 1
No, I didn't really miss it, I just had nothing to add.
I can see you're still relying on Psychobolia and me to make this thread interesting.
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Post by *ech* on Jan 26, 2024 0:52:49 GMT 1
Some life-prolonging measures are akin to therapeutic obstinacy. I think threads should be able to die with dignity.
Oooooh, new thread idea!
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Jan 26, 2024 9:42:00 GMT 1
No, I didn't really miss it, I just had nothing to add.
I can see you're still relying on Psychobolia and me to make this thread interesting.
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Post by heenansnuka on Jan 27, 2024 9:32:25 GMT 1
Well fuck my eagle eye
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Post by *ech* on Jan 27, 2024 10:37:54 GMT 1
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
The Uncool Douchebag
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Post by suckit on Jan 27, 2024 12:13:56 GMT 1
If you have to ask...
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