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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 11, 2024 3:26:27 GMT 1
I bought a ticket to CRSSD festival today. I wasn't going to go, but I haven't been to a show since November, and the OB is feeling antsy.
The Nobleman
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Post by *ech* on Feb 11, 2024 14:47:36 GMT 1
I know exactly five acts on this bill, and I can tolerate about two. Which sets will you be attending? Obviously we'll expect a review.
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Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by psychobolia on Feb 11, 2024 15:06:33 GMT 1
Is this the new Lilith Fair?
I'm hoping TRYM is the Emperor drummer. Hoping.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 11, 2024 16:47:36 GMT 1
I know exactly five acts on this bill, and I can tolerate about two. Which sets will you be attending? Obviously we'll expect a review. Then you know more acts than me. Usually, I know a handful. This year, that's just a bunch of names on a graphic. Fuck if OB knows what he'll be seeing.
OB?
CRSSD isn't really OB's aesthetic. It's too young, too sober, too uptight. You get the sense half the people are there only so they can post it to social media.
Plus, it gets cold, and the drinks suck. And there's no bottle service.
But.
OB's Noble friends are going, and OB could use a good ruckus to hold him over to the next trip to Vegas. OB will roll in late. OB will roll in under the influence.
And.
Bahana is going to shuttle down from Visalia and buy OB a Whiteclaw and pologize to OB for posting nasty shit about OB on the internet. Some of that terrible, nasty nasty shit is on this very board in one or a handful of these EE threads here.
Somewhere around here. Maybe over there to the left.
The Nobleman
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Post by Bahana on Feb 11, 2024 17:47:32 GMT 1
Do not trust this false information. I do not live in Visalia.
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Post by *ech* on Feb 11, 2024 19:27:01 GMT 1
Litte Dragon is actually pretty cool on record. I have no idea what it's like on stage. GusGus is OK, I didn't know they could play "live", I thought it was an electronic studio thing exclusively... Armand Van Helden is a superstar here in Europe (or at least he used to be 20 years ago...) and it's absolutely excruciating. He's one notch above David Guetta. That's how bad this shit is. But, if you're here to ogle, I'm sure his DJ sets still attract hot chicks. Jan Bloqvist is actually a little better, not my thing but you could do worse. Like Armand Van Helden. I know Jeff Mills is sort of legendary in the Detroit EDM scene, but I don't think I could name one of his songs or if he even makes songs or just mixtapes. I'm not into MDMA so this thing is not my bag. In fact, I'd know I'd have an awful time. So, again, we look forward to your recap of this experience.
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Post by therealgws on Feb 11, 2024 20:25:36 GMT 1
'CRAT'S RIDICULOUSLY SHITTY STUPID DAYout...
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 11, 2024 21:33:48 GMT 1
Armand Van Helden is a superstar here in Europe (or at least he used to be 20 years ago...) and it's absolutely excruciating. He's one notch above David Guetta. That's how bad this shit is. At first I thought it was Armin van Buuren who I might know a song or two from. But Armand Van Helden? Non. No idea.
I like David Guetta. He's up there with Calvin Harris for OB, even above Calvin Harris.
Imagine Bahana and OB poppin' a bottle to "Titanium."
Guetta was DJing the first time OB went to Encore Beach Club in Vegas. That was in 2015. I've seen him at XS a time or two. OB loves him some Guetta, so if Armand Van Helden is a notch above Guetta, OB has him something to look forward to.I'm sure his DJ sets still attract hot chicks. That's the way it is these days. Bret and Sebastian don't get hot chicks anymore.
Men in front of computers do.
I'm not into MDMA so this thing is not my bag. In fact, I'd know I'd have an awful time. Right and that's coming from someone who can enjoy an entire Alter Bridge set.
My friends do MDMA. I don't. So they can stand out in the cold looking at lights for hours on end, and I can't. That's why I have to get drunk first and roll in late just to catch the last few hours then the post-CRSSD ruckus at the bars downtown.
And it should sell out, so I'll prolly be able to unload my ticket at a profit if I change my mind.
We got Vegas coming up in May, so this is just a little pre-day to the hoo hay.
The Nobleman
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Post by Lord Spooge on Feb 12, 2024 1:32:26 GMT 1
Oh my goodness!
What a steaming overabundance of shit you’ve overcommitted yourself to attending, Aristocrat.
Also with no friends because Bahana’s decided it's preferable to be an anti-social hermit.
But you at least you can apply your critical eye (or ear, or both) as to which DJs are, uhhhh, playing live, versus those just pushing play at the start and then miming in front of a giant console, flicking switches, switching knobs, scratching pads, spinning dials, doing all kinds of hand motions, none of which will make a rat’s ass of a difference to what comes out of the speakers.
Or on the other hand, as *etc* suggests, if you’re just there to ogle, no need to unload your ticket, and remember that sunglasses are a pervert’s friend.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 12, 2024 2:33:09 GMT 1
Oh my goodness! What a steaming overabundance of shit you’ve overcommitted yourself to attending, Aristocrat. Also with no friends because Bahana’s decided it's preferable to be an anti-social hermit. But you at least you can apply your critical eye (or ear, or both) as to which DJs are, uhhhh, playing live, versus those just pushing play at the start and then miming in front of a giant console, flicking switches, switching knobs, scratching pads, spinning dials, doing all kinds of hand motions, none of which will make a rat’s ass of a difference to what comes out of the speakers. Or on the other hand, as *etc* suggests, if you’re just there to ogle, no need to unload your ticket, and remember that sunglasses are a pervert’s friend. My Friends I can see you didn't read or didn't understand my CRSSD posts. My friends are the only reason I'm going!!
Bahana I try to be nice to Bahana to invite him along and to expose him to something new and to give him a nice forum to pologize to OB, and he continues to be very rude.
I can't seem to do anything right in his book.
Ogle I'm not going to ogle. I'm going to ruckus.
But if I choose to wear sunglasses, that is my choice, and it is not to ogle.
Live Performances I know better than to worry about DJs doing anything live. It's a different genre of music.
Your CRSSD Post I think your CRSSD post could have been better.
The Nobleman
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Post by Lord Spooge on Feb 12, 2024 3:07:02 GMT 1
Perhaps I was wrong to assume your friends are sourced from the same source as hotsauce's wife, but overall I thought it was a solid post. Especially this line: "What a steaming overabundance of shit you’ve overcommitted yourself to attending" That was a pretty good line. Taking your rebuttal into account, I still rate my post 7/10. Not a world-beater, but a good contribution to EE, and superior to my recent comment asking therealgws about donut holes.
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Post by Bahana on Feb 12, 2024 3:14:37 GMT 1
San Diego is over 400 miles away from my location. It's not as if I was invited and declined. The OB just chooses to make statements about me and what I will do.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 12, 2024 3:55:11 GMT 1
San Diego is over 400 miles away from my location. It's not as if I was invited and declined. The OB just chooses to make statements about me and what I will do. 400 miles? What is that? Modesto? I've driven to Modesto. More than once. Two roads, 5 and 99. Straight shot. No oceans.
400 miles. Shit. How far is OB from Miami or Paris or Queenstown?
400 fucking miles?
The only way to reduce the distance is to move towards the destination.
Simple math.
We'll see you in March.
Good.
The Nobleman
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 12, 2024 4:23:19 GMT 1
Perhaps I was wrong to assume your friends are sourced from the same source as hotsauce's wife, but overall I thought it was a solid post. Especially this line: "What a steaming overabundance of shit you’ve overcommitted yourself to attending" That was a pretty good line. Taking your rebuttal into account, I still rate my post 7/10. Not a world-beater, but a good contribution to EE, and superior to my recent comment asking therealgws about donut holes. Lord Spooge's Posts Today No, the donut hole post was a miss.
The "steaming overabundance" deal was okay, but your post as a whole lacked attention to detail; you seemed not to have read my claim to be meeting friends for a CRSSD party ruckus. But you've since explained that you believe my friends to be fictitious; the post would have been better had you made that comment within it rather than clarifying in a supplemental post. Plus, you said that I've "overcommitted" when I believe I wrote that I could sell the ticket later at a profit if I changed my mind.
But.
You did post something earlier that was quite good. Hold on...
Let's see here...
Ah, here. This sentence made me emit a laughing-like sound in real life, "Now a guy with golden dreadlocks has done something. I missed what he did because I was typing the previous paragraph."
That was top notch. In fact, I made a laughing-like sound even reading it a second time as I'm making this post. That's how good that was.
That's good content.
The Existence of My Friends My friends do exist. I wouldn't go to CRSSD alone. I do go to metal shows alone the great majority of the time.
Me?
I've been going to shows by myself since I was 18. I see now shame in it, so I'd tell you if that were the case. I enjoy movies alone, eating dinner out alone, name it. When I go on family vacations to exotic locations, I meander at night; my house bitch makes no bull about it. I find interesting paths and meet interesting people. Things happen when one goes out alone, a stranger in a strange land, so to say.
But, alas, I do have friends that will be going to CRSSD. We take non-gay man trips together because we like to ruckus.
The Nobleman
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Post by Lord Spooge on Feb 12, 2024 5:02:25 GMT 1
Have you considered locking this thread?
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 12, 2024 5:53:00 GMT 1
Have you considered locking this thread? No, Bahana gets really abusive when I lock threads. Everybody else is fine, but Bahana posts terribly cruel things any time I have to lock a thread.
It's scary, and I'm extending an olive branch to Bahana, but he's telling me to fuck myself, to fuck my mother, to fuck his mother and to fuck off and die.
That's the status of things.
The Nobleman
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Post by Bahana on Feb 12, 2024 7:22:02 GMT 1
Have you considered locking this thread? No, Bahana gets really abusive when I lock threads. Everybody else is fine, but Bahana posts terribly cruel things any time I have to lock a thread.
It's scary, and I'm extending an olive branch to Bahana, but he's telling me to fuck myself, to fuck my mother, to fuck his mother and to fuck off and die.That's the status of things.
The NoblemanWe know the truth.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 12, 2024 9:05:16 GMT 1
No, Bahana gets really abusive when I lock threads. Everybody else is fine, but Bahana posts terribly cruel things any time I have to lock a thread.
It's scary, and I'm extending an olive branch to Bahana, but he's telling me to fuck myself, to fuck my mother, to fuck his mother and to fuck off and die.That's the status of things.
The NoblemanWe know the truth. Leave me alone!!
Sinister Demon!!
This thread is now locked!!
The Nobleman
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Post by *ech* on Feb 12, 2024 12:12:45 GMT 1
Don't be silly. We don't lock threads here. We Eiffel Tower ladies VIRTUALLY. That's what we do.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Feb 12, 2024 16:24:40 GMT 1
Leave me alone!!
Sinister Demon!!
This thread is now locked!!
The NoblemanIt's time for you two to bury the hatchet.
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