therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Feb 12, 2024 17:28:05 GMT 1
Perhaps I was wrong to assume your friends are sourced from the same source as hotsauce's wife, but overall I thought it was a solid post. Especially this line: "What a steaming overabundance of shit you’ve overcommitted yourself to attending" That was a pretty good line. Taking your rebuttal into account, I still rate my post 7/10. Not a world-beater, but a good contribution to EE, and superior to my recent comment asking therealgws about donut holes. I've been going to shows by myself since I was 18. I see now shame in it, so I'd tell you if that were the case. I enjoy movies alone, eating dinner out alone, name it. When I go on family vacations to exotic locations, I meander at night; my house bitch makes no bull about it. Translation - Nobody wants to spend time with me because I'm an obnoxious narcissistic bore...
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Post by Bahana on Feb 12, 2024 18:37:14 GMT 1
I haven't told lies.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Feb 12, 2024 21:15:27 GMT 1
Have you considered locking this thread? No, Bahana gets really abusive
"OOh, he was very abusive! Abusive and hurtful, till I was in a puddle of my own blood and piss, beaten unmerciful!"
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 12, 2024 22:37:16 GMT 1
O Hi Bahana.
You lied about Modesto!!
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 12, 2024 22:38:11 GMT 1
No, Bahana gets really abusive
"OOh, he was very abusive! Abusive and hurtful, till I was in a puddle of my own blood and piss, beaten unmerciful!"
He hurt me with his words!!
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Feb 12, 2024 22:40:26 GMT 1
"OOh, he was very abusive! Abusive and hurtful, till I was in a puddle of my own blood and piss, beaten unmerciful!"
He hurt me with his words!!
The NoblemanThe people who you represent, I will probably be suing them too. Sue everybody!
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Post by Bahana on Feb 12, 2024 23:02:30 GMT 1
O Hi Bahana.
You lied about Modesto!!
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The BahanaMan - Wrong! I never directly typed my location. That's not always a good idea on the internet. I figured you did a search anyway for clues.
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Feb 13, 2024 0:18:40 GMT 1
I bought a ticket to CRSSD festival today. I wasn't going to go, but I haven't been to a show since November, and the OB is feeling antsy.
The Nobleman Never heard of any of that shit. What's this shit all about? Do you have a festival map? You can tell a lot by a good festival or park map. Do they have special shitters for the VIP's or is this one of those things where you have to mix with the riff-raff and commoners?
- The Knäve *ech*
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 13, 2024 0:55:00 GMT 1
I bought a ticket to CRSSD festival today. I wasn't going to go, but I haven't been to a show since November, and the OB is feeling antsy.
The Nobleman Never heard of any of that shit. What's this shit all about? Do you have a festival map? You can tell a lot by a good festival or park map. Do they have special shitters for the VIP's or is this one of those things where you have to mix with the riff-raff and commoners?
- The Knäve *ech* O Hi Molly.
This here CRSSD shit is an electronic music festival. It's held yearly or twice yearly here in San Diego, California. I'm not really into it, but my friends like it. They're much more into that type of music (they actually know these artists), and they're much more tolerant of young people than I am.
It's been two years since I've gone, and some little shit tapped me on my shoulder, told me she couldn't see, and asked that I move to the side. I told her to fuck herself, and my friend, who is also tall, went to the back like a bitch, so he wouldn't block anybody's view. Just because I'm tall doesn't mean I should be relegated to the back. Fuck these entitled little shits. Step 10 inches to the side. Fuck man. And I told myself I'm not going again. But then they sent the text, and I haven't been to a ruckus in a while, so I said fuck it, I'll buy a ticket and then, depending how I'm feeling, either 1) sell it at a profit; or 2) go to the show.
There may be a map on the website. I think there are three stages. At least there were three stages the last time I went.
I don't know of any VIP services, but the tickets start at over $100, so it's a reasonably affluent group. I've never had a problem with commoners; I've only had problems with entitled, spoiled shits, supra.
The Nobleman
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Feb 13, 2024 4:16:06 GMT 1
Never heard of any of that shit. What's this shit all about? Do you have a festival map? You can tell a lot by a good festival or park map. Do they have special shitters for the VIP's or is this one of those things where you have to mix with the riff-raff and commoners?
- The Knäve *ech* O Hi Molly.
This here CRSSD shit is an electronic music festival. It's held yearly or twice yearly here in San Diego, California. I'm not really into it, but my friends like it. They're much more into that type of music (they actually know these artists), and they're much more tolerant of young people than I am.
It's been two years since I've gone, and some little shit tapped me on my shoulder, told me she couldn't see, and asked that I move to the side. I told her to fuck herself, and my friend, who is also tall, went to the back like a bitch, so he wouldn't block anybody's view. Just because I'm tall doesn't mean I should be relegated to the back. Fuck these entitled little shits. Step 10 inches to the side. Fuck man. And I told myself I'm not going again. But then they sent the text, and I haven't been to a ruckus in a while, so I said fuck it, I'll buy a ticket and then, depending how I'm feeling, either 1) sell it at a profit; or 2) go to the show.
There may be a map on the website. I think there are three stages. At least there were three stages the last time I went.
I don't know of any VIP services, but the tickets start at over $100, so it's a reasonably affluent group. I've never had a problem with commoners; I've only had problems with entitled, spoiled shits, supra.
The Nobleman Thanks for the quick reply.
FYI. I'm not into the whole glow stick scene. I think directing all those fucking 60-ton tanks at o'dark thirty with them in the field permanently ruined it for me. Fucking sleepy assed noob drivers with night vision devices and a lack of adequate depth perception are a mother fucker. You got to drive those steel horses with a feel for the terrain. You either got it or you don't.
Personally, I don't believe in paying $100 and spending the day with porta-potties or in the open toilet bowls. Some of those festivals are quite dodgy. My dignity is worth way more than $100. I don't think that's entitled but perhaps it is.
I agree about standing your ground to dwarves, midgets and shorties unless it's something like a horde of seven angry miner dwarves that might be able to Gulliver Travel your ass. Anyways, those bitches paid the same as you, so they take their chances. Short bitches should bring a step ladder, a pile of books, climb up on some shoulders and flash boobs or stilts or some other shit if they are height challenged and just fucking turn the tables on the tall fuckers.
I was very disappointed in not seeing the fest map as I have an interest in festival and theme park maps that I have spent a bit of free time on lately. I'd search for the festival myself to see if it has a map, but I just can't be bothered to at the moment. You probably don't know this, but I consider myself a bit of a connoisseur of well-made maps in general. Did I ever tell you about the whole summer I wasted sailing around and looking for fucking Frisland? Maybe that's what spurned it. I like to think I know what makes one a winner but that's just me.
By far the most racist book (and probably the only racist book) I own is my very treasured racist atlas book that my father gave me for Christmas twenty some fucking years ago. It's fucking hysterical, so I give it a free pass for making me fucking laugh. The rape, dismemberment and AIDS jokes etc. are quite funny. It's the book I turn to if I ever need some cheering up when I am feeling down! Regardless of how I tried to describe it to you I don't think you would probably ever be able to imagine the amount of laughter that the pages of that fucking racist as fucking hell atlas contains unless you yourself also owned a copy. I'd loan you my copy, but I don't want to live in a world without my racist atlas being close at hand.
- The Cartographer Knäve *ech*
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 13, 2024 8:13:29 GMT 1
O Hi Molly.
This here CRSSD shit is an electronic music festival. It's held yearly or twice yearly here in San Diego, California. I'm not really into it, but my friends like it. They're much more into that type of music (they actually know these artists), and they're much more tolerant of young people than I am.
It's been two years since I've gone, and some little shit tapped me on my shoulder, told me she couldn't see, and asked that I move to the side. I told her to fuck herself, and my friend, who is also tall, went to the back like a bitch, so he wouldn't block anybody's view. Just because I'm tall doesn't mean I should be relegated to the back. Fuck these entitled little shits. Step 10 inches to the side. Fuck man. And I told myself I'm not going again. But then they sent the text, and I haven't been to a ruckus in a while, so I said fuck it, I'll buy a ticket and then, depending how I'm feeling, either 1) sell it at a profit; or 2) go to the show.
There may be a map on the website. I think there are three stages. At least there were three stages the last time I went.
I don't know of any VIP services, but the tickets start at over $100, so it's a reasonably affluent group. I've never had a problem with commoners; I've only had problems with entitled, spoiled shits, supra.
The Nobleman Thanks for the quick reply.
FYI. I'm not into the whole glow stick scene. I think directing all those fucking 60-ton tanks at o'dark thirty with them in the field permanently ruined it for me. Fucking sleepy assed noob drivers with night vision devices and a lack of adequate depth perception are a mother fucker. You got to drive those steel horses with a feel for the terrain. You either got it or you don't.
Personally, I don't believe in paying $100 and spending the day with porta-potties or in the open toilet bowls. Some of those festivals are quite dodgy. My dignity is worth way more than $100. I don't think that's entitled but perhaps it is.
I agree about standing your ground to dwarves, midgets and shorties unless it's something like a horde of seven angry miner dwarves that might be able to Gulliver Travel your ass. Anyways, those bitches paid the same as you, so they take their chances. Short bitches should bring a step ladder, a pile of books, climb up on some shoulders and flash boobs or stilts or some other shit if they are height challenged and just fucking turn the tables on the tall fuckers.
I was very disappointed in not seeing the fest map as I have an interest in festival and theme park maps that I have spent a bit of free time on lately. I'd search for the festival myself to see if it has a map, but I just can't be bothered to at the moment. You probably don't know this, but I consider myself a bit of a connoisseur of well-made maps in general. Did I ever tell you about the whole summer I wasted sailing around and looking for fucking Frisland? Maybe that's what spurned it. I like to think I know what makes one a winner but that's just me.
By far the most racist book (and probably the only racist book) I own is my very treasured racist atlas book that my father gave me for Christmas twenty some fucking years ago. It's fucking hysterical, so I give it a free pass for making me fucking laugh. The rape, dismemberment and AIDS jokes etc. are quite funny. It's the book I turn to if I ever need some cheering up when I am feeling down! Regardless of how I tried to describe it to you I don't think you would probably ever be able to imagine the amount of laughter that the pages of that fucking racist as fucking hell atlas contains unless you yourself also owned a copy. I'd loan you my copy, but I don't want to live in a world without my racist atlas being close at hand.
- The Cartographer Knäve *ech* I had no idea maps were so important to you.
I understand you're handicapped; I found this on a Google search of "CRSSD map."
As you can see, it's a pretty basic layout.
If you're into maps, you must be into Greyhawk.
Yes?
I don't know what a racist atlas is, but I had a Rand McNally when I used to deliver food in the 90's like my name was therealdumbdoperhead. I don't think it was racist.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 13, 2024 8:26:08 GMT 1
And.
O Hi Molly.
I found this.
Just looking at this, I'm reminded how much I fucking hate CRSSD.
I'm going to have to get pretty drunk to deal with that shit.
What have I done?
The Nobleman
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Feb 13, 2024 10:36:59 GMT 1
Aristocrat That's too much shit to quote so I went with a name drop instead.
That picture reminds me of the drunken pirate fest in Tampa back in the day that they no longer hold. It's odd as fuck to me that they have a festival behind the SD Cty Admin center. Craft beer screams try-hard. Is that shit still in vogue? Also, fuck White Claw. That's a douche bag drink in my parts. Records, who the fuck is going to buy an overpriced LP to carry around all fucking day. That shit was about as well thought out as the year Lollapalooza had a fucking car show and military recruiters. I bet the drunks do the "hey look I'm making these water jets look like I'm taking a big ass piss" thing kind of like dumbfucks have to do when they straddle cannons at fucking fortifications and battlefields in the south and do the "hey look I got a fucking cannon for a johnson!" Fuck old assed pussy cannons. I did that fucking pose with a 120 mm smoothbore cannon like all real men in the only branch of the fucking Army that matters do.
Anyways, my recommendation... you should consider sneaking an inflatable boat into that motherfucker and when the sun goes down just make your own VIP section in the fucking moat around the shitters and float around drinking bottles of pretentious shitty craft beer or douche bag white claws. Maybe put messages in the empty fucking bottles and let them float around you. That's the way the Knäve would deal with that fucking clusterfuck of gridlock. Fuck that crowd. Hell, you might even be able to row that motherfucker with 12-inch singles or LP's from that dumb fucking idea of a record store. Bonus points if you loudly sing "I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)" as you float in crowd free fucking heaven surrounded by the huddled masses.
The map looks like it's showing a picture of actual real shitters in a building like at a state fair or some shit but the picture you posted looks like a long green wall of porta potties. That shits kind of deceptive. The little drawbridges to the shitters look shady as fuck too. Is the white Tom Sawyer looking fencing designed to keep the riff raff out from the "you actually might enjoy this shit not being caught up in the cattle yard with commoners stepping on your feet and shit" area. This shit looks corporate as fuck to me trying too hard to be indie. Thats the fucking story that map tells me.
With Uber being a sponsor maybe you will see GWS picking up drunks. This shit screams surge pricing.
Not sure what the fuck Greyhawk is but since you did some work, I figured I'd link my hysterical racist as fuck Atlas. It's available in paper back now on Amazon but my shit's hard back like a proper reference book should be. I posted a few pics off pages that I found on the internet so that's not my fucking thumb. I think they were scared to post pictures of the really good shit. I posted the France page for *ech* & the other french guy psychobolia and Thailand for Ron Burgunfeces . Know your fucking audience, eh. Enjoy the inappropriate as fuck jokes. You'd get cancelled now days and probably bombed for the shit they wrote about Muhammed in the Middle East shit. Fucking thin and soft skinned adults and kids of today...
Just CLICK here for the fucking book link
- The Cartographer Knäve Swilling Brew on the Seven Seas in an Inflatable Fucking Boat *ech* PS Aristocrat Fuck that festival map! As an amateur cartographer I have done much fucking better!
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Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by psychobolia on Feb 13, 2024 10:51:04 GMT 1
That Atlas is brilliant! Except the map of France is flawed, Eurodisney is to the East of Paris, not the west.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 13, 2024 17:52:42 GMT 1
So not up on Greyhawk?
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Feb 14, 2024 0:28:07 GMT 1
Have you considered locking this thread? No, Bahana gets really abusive when I lock threads. Everybody else is fine, but Bahana posts terribly cruel things any time I have to lock a thread.
It's scary, and I'm extending an olive branch to Bahana, but he's telling me to fuck myself, to fuck my mother, to fuck his mother and to fuck off and die.
That's the status of things.
The Nobleman You will make a good stepfather for Bahana.
- The Knäve *ech*
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Post by helluvaguy on Feb 14, 2024 0:35:46 GMT 1
Leave me alone!!
Sinister Demon!!
This thread is now locked!!
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It's time for you two to bury the hatchet. I agree. There's really no need to fight like this.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 14, 2024 2:34:14 GMT 1
It's time for you two to bury the hatchet. I agree. There's really no need to fight like this. O boy, I'll say, helluvaguy. Ever since trophyhusband asked about Bahana sitting with us at the cool table, Bahana's been running around with his fancy pantsy BS degree stapled to his forehead, yelling at everyone like a looney.
I've tried everything.
Can you mediate this?
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Post by helluvaguy on Feb 14, 2024 2:58:05 GMT 1
I agree. There's really no need to fight like this. O boy, I'll say, helluvaguy. Ever since trophyhusband asked about Bahana sitting with us at the cool table, Bahana's been running around with his fancy pantsy BS degree stapled to his forehead, yelling at everyone like a looney.
I've tried everything.
Can you mediate this?
The NoblemanHe needs to listen to Winger's In The Heart Of The Young to take him back to a good place.
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Post by heenansnuka on Feb 15, 2024 7:55:47 GMT 1
this is the perfect festival for helluvaguy
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