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Post by Bahana on Mar 21, 2024 15:35:37 GMT 1
I am announcing my intention to take a break from alcohol. Day 1.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 21, 2024 15:44:02 GMT 1
I too, am announcing my intention to take a break from alcohol. Day 1. (Had 2 beers at rehearsal. It wasnt a backslide, i just want to have some.)
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Post by helluvaguy on Mar 21, 2024 16:15:53 GMT 1
You got this!
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 20:24:37 GMT 1
No.
Between your complaints about internet toxicity and this "you've got this!" nonsense, you've got to be a 9 year old girl pretending to be an old guy with an alcohol problem in Modesto.
Also, this thing you do with your alts interacting with one another is weird. At least when Huey does it, he makes it interesting by repeating his content from the other board.
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 20:26:25 GMT 1
I too, am announcing my intention to take a break from alcohol. Day 1. (Had 2 beers at rehearsal. It wasnt a backslide, i just want to have some.)
You're such a badass with your two Budweisers in one rehearsal.
You're basically Slash in 1987.
How do they contain you?
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 21, 2024 20:31:23 GMT 1
I too, am announcing my intention to take a break from alcohol. Day 1. (Had 2 beers at rehearsal. It wasnt a backslide, i just want to have some.)
You're such a badass with your two Budweisers in one rehearsal.
You're basically Slash in 1987.
How do they contain you?
The NoblemanWell, one was a tall boy. Not the full 24 oz tall boy, the one that’s just a bit bigger than the reg can. And they were bud light, not Budweiser. |
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 20:41:12 GMT 1
I am announcing my intention to take a break from alcohol. Day 1.
This will fail. You're probably already dranking.
Why?
Because an announcement of an "intention to take a break" from dranking lacks the fortitude of a statement such as, "Bahana is done dranking."
This gives the board insight into Bahana's lack of dedication to his newfound fake sobriety.
Now.
What was Bahana's setback?
Did he get drunk an run somebody over?
Did he get cut up in a Modesto bar brawl?
Did he accidentally cheat on his bitch after a few Hueyian tallish Budweiser Lights?
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 20:47:12 GMT 1
You're such a badass with your two Budweisers in one rehearsal.
You're basically Slash in 1987.
How do they contain you?
The NoblemanWell, one was a tall boy. Not the full 24 oz tall boy, the one that’s just a bit bigger than the reg can. And they were bud light, not Budweiser.
Those 19.2 oz cans? OB likes those, but OB opts for the DemonFilth2001 9%+ abv IPAs tallers because he does not have any vagina parts (between his legs or on his chest).
How do you drink that shit?
The last time OB tried to drank a Budweiser was prolly about 10 years ago. It was past 2am, and an entrepreneurial cabbie was selling Budweiser Platinum out of his trunk. We bought them, excited to have more dranks, but they were undrinkable.
No little bit of alcohol is worth enduring that horrible, horrible taste.
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Post by psychobolia on Mar 21, 2024 20:52:16 GMT 1
On my 3rd drink right now.
1st: a can of 1664 beer at work,
2nd: a whisky 'n' coke at home while learning W.A.S.P. bass lines,
3rd: a glass of wine from the box as I type THIS.
The night is young, I may go for a pint at the bar before bed.
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 20:54:46 GMT 1
On my 3rd drink right now. 1st: a can of 1664 beer at work, 2nd: a whisky 'n' coke at home while learning W.A.S.P. bass lines, 3rd: a glass of wine from the box as I type THIS. The night is young, I may go for a pint at the bar before bed.
This is how a man lives.
And in Paris, no less.
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Post by Bahana on Mar 21, 2024 20:58:49 GMT 1
I'm still not drinking.
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 21:00:14 GMT 1
It's currently 1pm in Modesto.
Give it a few hours.
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Bahana
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Post by Bahana on Mar 21, 2024 21:04:15 GMT 1
It's currently 1pm in Modesto.
Give it a few hours.
The NoblemanThat gives me more motivation to prove you wrong. |
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 21:07:44 GMT 1
It's currently 1pm in Modesto.
Give it a few hours.
The NoblemanThat gives me more motivation to prove you wrong.
OB is glad to finally get some credit for his positive motivational manipulations.
They had no appreciation for it over on Chives.
Now.
What was Bahanaman's setback?
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Post by Bahana on Mar 21, 2024 21:11:06 GMT 1
That gives me more motivation to prove you wrong.
OB is glad to finally get some credit for his positive motivational manipulations.
They had no appreciation for it over on Chives.
Now.
What was Bahanaman's setback?
The NoblemanI was drunk and purchased a guitar on Reverb that I didn't need. |
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 21:15:47 GMT 1
OB is glad to finally get some credit for his positive motivational manipulations.
They had no appreciation for it over on Chives.
Now.
What was Bahanaman's setback?
The NoblemanI was drunk and purchased a guitar on Reverb that I didn't need.
That happens. OB has bought his fair share of watches under the fluence. Kind of a boring setback, actually. Seems Bahana would be able to return the guit.
Given the boring nature of this fake setback, OB gives Bahanaman the green light to drink freely.
Now.
Go get in a fight.
Steal a car.
Fuck somebody's bitch.
Do something funny and report it here.
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Post by Bahana on Mar 21, 2024 21:18:05 GMT 1
I don't need your approval.
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 21:22:56 GMT 1
I don't need your approval.
That's some way to man up.
Happy to help.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 21, 2024 21:23:26 GMT 1
Well, one was a tall boy. Not the full 24 oz tall boy, the one that’s just a bit bigger than the reg can. And they were bud light, not Budweiser.
Those 19.2 oz cans? OB likes those, but OB opts for the DemonFilth2001 9%+ abv IPAs tallers because he does not have any vagina parts (between his legs or on his chest).
How do you drink that shit?
The last time OB tried to drank a Budweiser was prolly about 10 years ago. It was past 2am, and an entrepreneurial cabbie was selling Budweiser Platinum out of his trunk. We bought them, excited to have more dranks, but they were undrinkable.
No little bit of alcohol is worth enduring that horrible, horrible taste.
The Nobleman You dont know what youre talking about, as usual.
There is no Budweiser Platinum. It's Bud Light Platinum Bud Light Platinum is nothing like Bud Light. I boughtt a Bud Lt Plat by accident recently and it was total swill. i think they increase the alcohol content in it by putting in some nail polish remover or something.
What have we learned.
• Your memory is faulty. If you failed at remembering this, you cant be trusted with remembering other things.
• You havent tried Bud Light recently. While some may not like it, it's much nicer, innocuous and refreshing than some horrible IPA that tastes like wood and perfume.
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 21, 2024 21:34:11 GMT 1
Those 19.2 oz cans? OB likes those, but OB opts for the DemonFilth2001 9%+ abv IPAs tallers because he does not have any vagina parts (between his legs or on his chest).
How do you drink that shit?
The last time OB tried to drank a Budweiser was prolly about 10 years ago. It was past 2am, and an entrepreneurial cabbie was selling Budweiser Platinum out of his trunk. We bought them, excited to have more dranks, but they were undrinkable.
No little bit of alcohol is worth enduring that horrible, horrible taste.
The Nobleman You dont know what youre talking about, as usual.
There is no Budweiser Platinum. It's Bud Light Platinum Bud Light Platinum is nothing like Bud Light. I boughtt a Bud Lt Plat by accident recently and it was total swill. i think they increase the alcohol content in it by putting in some nail polish remover or something.
What have we learned.
• Your memory is faulty. If you failed at remembering this, you cant be trusted with remembering other things.
• You havent tried Bud Light recently. While some may not like it, it's much nicer, innocuous and refreshing than some horrible IPA that tastes like wood and perfume.
It's true I'm not a Budweiser expert. I do know that when I was a poor college kid, I opted for Keystone and Coors Light over Budweiser and Budweiser Light because Budweiser in all its forms is shit.
Anyway, this is a Bahana support thread.
Quit trying to make this about you.
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