Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Apr 3, 2024 2:56:30 GMT 1
You're dead!
Hear ye, Hear ye! Gather round and pay your respects to the Nobleman who unalived himself to the Electric Eye masses on April Lavigne Dolt Day.
The service is about to start...
Featuring a scarf floral arrangement...
A Times New Roman font color="#e619de" size="5" Aristocrat post#3,363 floral awareness ribbon
A floral watch.
Enormous floral titty/house bitch tits & vag...
...and an "Aristo Feast" to go family dinner for mourners to snack on with one sharable Pepsi. Try not to backwash out of respect for the dead and one another. Feel free to pour a reasonable amount of the Aristo Feast Pepsi out for our dead homie but keep in mind that others also may wish to participate. Remember... sharing means less.
Feel free to post your own Aristocrat memories or tributes below as we grieve together.
Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Apr 3, 2024 6:42:57 GMT 1
Oh, fucking hell, everything is turning into shit in this thread. I got assclowns trying to steal the corpse. No doubt to do some sort of ungodly clown sex act with it...
We get it back and now every time we put this unalived dead EE forum avatar into a coffin shit goes south... This dead avatar of the Nobleperson just refuses to go into a fucking hole in the ground with any type of fucking dignity so the rest of us can just move the fuck along...
Jesus fucking Christ. Now we got Godzilla and King Kong fighting to see which one of them can win the right to fuck the titty/house bitch vagina floral arrangement...
I'm out of here. I am going to bed. Fuck this shit. We are just going to cremate the Nobleperson where the hearse crashed and forget this whole clusterfuck ever happened. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, please just blow the fuck up...