Ever pissed ur pants at a concert??

I came close once. I always prided myself on having great bladder control, but in 2010 I had six or seven beers prior to a seated Jeff Beck show and right when it started I started to fidget on my seat. The show lasted 80 minutes, during which I was extremely uncomfortable but I didn't want to: 1/ miss any note that Jeff would play 2/ inconvenience a whole row of people twice by leaving then coming back. So I held it in but I was first out the door when the lights came back on, and I unleashed a veritable torrent of foamy micturition the moment I hit the urinals. I think my sigh of relief was louder than Jeff's guitar.