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Post by therealgws on May 10, 2024 16:55:11 GMT 1
post your reply and I will copy/paste it there for you and credit you of course. If you want. Or don't. I don't really care...
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Post by Aristocrat on May 10, 2024 22:40:52 GMT 1
Introduction
Hello, dopehead. Yes, thank you for the opportunity. As the preeminent Danzig scholar of the Sludge and Sludge-adjacent boards, I do appreciate it.
Let me just get my briefcase here. We have a bit of work to do.
Danzig's Creative Peak & Official Discography Ranking
To get to the meat of the matter, 1990 was Danzig's creative peak. 1994-1995 was a deep creative dearth for Danzig and only a butthole with his ears up his vagina would say otherwise.
Don't take my word for it. Here's the official discography ranking:
1. Lucifuge: II (1990)
2. Danzig (1988)
3. Deth Red Sabaoth (2010)
4. Circle of Snakes (2004)
5. Blackacidevil (13 track ed. 1996/2000)
6. Satan’s Child: 6:66 (1999)
7. Danzig III: How the Gods Kill (1992)
8. The Lost Tracks of Danzig (2007)
9. 4p (1994)
10. I Lucerferi: 777 (2002)
11. Black Laden Crown (2017)
"Classic Era" Danzig (horse shit)
There's a fake narrative that the "classic era" (1987-1994) was primo Danzig.
The is wrong on multiple counts.
First of all, when people say "classic" they mean the original members. As if Glenn didn't write all the songs. And as if any jackass couldn't play Eerie's bass parts. Even Huey could play that. Nobody likes John Christ's guit playing. Those people were expendable, and Glenn proved that.
He did, he did.
Glenn did.
Obviously, Rick Rubin was far more important to the band than Eerie, John, and Chuck. And when Rubin was no longer hands-on with the production, the product suffered. The first two records were produced by Rubin. Rubin is curiously listed as "executive producer" on albums three and four, and Glenn has a production credit on those albums. It's not a coincidence that's when things went bad; those albums sound like shit. Danzig benefited greatly from Rubin's creative input.
Thus, if there is a true classic era of Danzig, it is the Rubin era which was the first two albums.
Incorrect Sludge Comments
We have people commenting on Danzig's creative peak who clearly haven’t even heard the entire discography, much less ranked it.
Glenn "sacked the entire band." - GoodJudge
This is incorrect. They quit. Read Eerie's book.
"Danzig 4 is a great fucking record. After that, the industrial stuff started to happen." - TravisBicklesMohawk
This is top of the retartet comments list. The industrial influence began with 4P.
"Cantspeak" was the lead single.
How do you on the one hand say 4P is great and on the other hand prove you've never listened to it?
Preeminent Danzig Scholar Q&A
I will now open the forum for questions.
The Nobleman
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on May 10, 2024 22:54:36 GMT 1
GWS! Get that shit on Sludge!
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on May 11, 2024 0:32:14 GMT 1
Done. Maybe Baldy will ban me...
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Post by Aristocrat on May 11, 2024 1:35:00 GMT 1
"First four Danzig albums are massively better than everything that came later. There's very little filler on those albums, and tons of amazing songs.
I put a YouTube Music playlist together of the best from Blackaciddevil onward. I uploaded the albums that aren't available. There's some good stuff, but there's really very little that even comes close to the best on those first 4 albums." - NeonKnite
O Hi NeonKnite!! Welcome to my Danzig thread and witness my triumphant return to Sludge!!
I can see you're posting in broad strokes. Let's cut this shit out.
Right now.
What's your Danzig discography ranking? Specifically, where do you rank the blue and the red?
Hurry up.
The Nobleman
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Post by Aristocrat on May 11, 2024 1:58:09 GMT 1
"Danzig peak was when he showed up at Wilson Theatre 1992 first time I saw him live. Danzig got his goal me showing up Glad he stopped for me but i was at theatre for White Zombie Rob got all my money that night - think it was 2 tour shirts and basketball jersey Danzig > Megadeth Anthrax Slayer combined" - LAglamrocker
Hi LAGlam!!
My first time was well before yours. I was on board the Danzig train from the first album and first saw Danzig in 1990 on the Lucifuge tour with Sound Garden and Warrior Soul opening. Stevie Ray V died earlier that day, but we got to see Danzig!!
You and me, we experienced Danzig together in 2022. You were the hottest bitch in all of San Bernardino County, you were.
You were, you were.
Hot.
Special time in the parking lot afterwards.
You a fawnass bitch.
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Post by Aristocrat on May 12, 2024 20:08:34 GMT 1
"Always loved the first 4 Danzig records, but I've also always been in the minority about thinking that 6:66 is and 777 are both solid. Sure, the industrial influence is still there but not as full bore as 5. There are some good songs on both those albums, IMHO." - RaceFan3
Hi RaceFan3. Happy Mother's Day!!
You are in the minority on that opinion is because it's wrong. While they share a similar sound, 6:66 is a decent album, but 777 is a song shithole. Please see the official Danzig discography ranking above.
Plus, III and IV are not good albums, supra.
TY.
The Nobleman
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Post by Bahana on May 12, 2024 20:17:44 GMT 1
You should make a Danzig playlist on Spotify.
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Post by Aristocrat on May 12, 2024 21:34:33 GMT 1
You should make a Danzig playlist on Spotify.
I am not in junior high, and the world is not my teenage girlfriend.
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Post by Bahana on May 12, 2024 22:04:32 GMT 1
You should make a Danzig playlist on Spotify.
I am not in junior high, and the world is not my teenage girlfriend.
The NoblemanThat is how most music is consumed these days. |
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Nunya
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Post by Nunya on May 13, 2024 15:33:36 GMT 1
Danzig's 'peak' was the Misfits' era. Anything else is secondary.
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suckit
SPEAKEN SIE GERMAN??!!??!
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Post by suckit on May 15, 2024 4:54:46 GMT 1
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Post by HugeyRamone on May 15, 2024 22:57:57 GMT 1
"Always loved the first 4 Danzig records, but I've also always been in the minority about thinking that 6:66 is and 777 are both solid. Sure, the industrial influence is still there but not as full bore as 5. There are some good songs on both those albums, IMHO." - RaceFan3
Hi RaceFan3. Happy Mother's Day!!
You are in the minority on that opinion is because it's wrong. While they share a similar sound, 6:66 is a decent album, but 777 is a song shithole. Please see the official Danzig discography ranking above.
Plus, III and IV are not good albums, supra.
TY.
The NoblemanDid you enjoy listening to Danzig more when you were younger and energetic, or do you like those early albums just as much now that you're a fat stupid drunk breitling wearing loser who no one likes? |
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Post by Aristocrat on May 16, 2024 8:24:16 GMT 1
Danzig's 'peak' was the Misfits' era. Anything else is secondary.
Hi.
First of all, peak shouldn't be in quotes or single quotes (ever dumber).
Second, this thread clearly deals with Danzig, the band, you stupid, brain-damaged gimp.
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Post by Aristocrat on May 16, 2024 8:43:20 GMT 1
"Always loved the first 4 Danzig records, but I've also always been in the minority about thinking that 6:66 is and 777 are both solid. Sure, the industrial influence is still there but not as full bore as 5. There are some good songs on both those albums, IMHO." - RaceFan3
Hi RaceFan3. Happy Mother's Day!!
You are in the minority on that opinion is because it's wrong. While they share a similar sound, 6:66 is a decent album, but 777 is a song shithole. Please see the official Danzig discography ranking above.
Plus, III and IV are not good albums, supra.
TY.
The NoblemanDid you enjoy listening to Danzig more when you were younger and energetic, or do you like those early albums just as much now that you're a fat stupid drunk breitling wearing loser who no one likes?
O Hi Hugey.
As you know, I listen primarily to +NEW+ music, so yes, I did enjoy listening to Danzig more when it was new to me, but I did enjoy discovering Danzig's creative resurgence with the blue and the red during The Noble Danzig Studies of 2021.
Every album has a shelf-life. Maybe your problem is that you're trying to rekindle the old magic of the same albums you've been listening to for four decades. That may be why you and others your age have lost interest in music. I probably wouldn't like music either if I was still stuck trying to listen to W.A.S.P. or Twisted Sister.
I already have a list of 70 albums released this year, and I'm boning up pretty good to get to it, I am.
I am, I am.
Eager to get to it.
I am.
I am, I am.
Eager to get to it.
I am.
I am, I am.
Eager to get to it.
I am.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on May 16, 2024 14:55:58 GMT 1
"Always loved the first 4 Danzig records, but I've also always been in the minority about thinking that 6:66 is and 777 are both solid. Sure, the industrial influence is still there but not as full bore as 5. There are some good songs on both those albums, IMHO." - RaceFan3
Hi RaceFan3. Happy Mother's Day!!
You are in the minority on that opinion is because it's wrong. While they share a similar sound, 6:66 is a decent album, but 777 is a song shithole. Please see the official Danzig discography ranking above.
Plus, III and IV are not good albums, supra.
TY.
The NoblemanDid you enjoy listening to Danzig more when you were younger and energetic, or do you like those early albums just as much now that you're a fat stupid drunk breitling wearing loser who no one likes? It's amusing that Dopehead neglected to post this comment from Sludge, so you (The Nobleman, HugeyRamone, Aristoturd, The OB) decided to do it yourself! |
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Nunya
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Post by Nunya on May 20, 2024 2:36:28 GMT 1
Danzig's 'peak' was the Misfits' era. Anything else is secondary.
Hi.
First of all, peak shouldn't be in quotes or single quotes (ever dumber).
Second, this thread clearly deals with Danzig, the band, you stupid, brain-damaged gimp.
The NoblemanYou are just angry because I'm factually correct. The word Danzig refers to Glen Danzig. Otherwise I would have said Danzig the band. Now go sue someone, legal-monkey. |
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Post by Aristocrat on May 20, 2024 19:22:33 GMT 1
Hi.
First of all, peak shouldn't be in quotes or single quotes (even dumber).
Second, this thread clearly deals with Danzig, the band, you stupid, brain-damaged gimp.
The NoblemanYou are just angry because I'm factually correct.
Your opinion is factually correct?
You're the dumbest person on this board.
You're subhuey.
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Post by grendel on May 20, 2024 20:37:37 GMT 1
Nunya = WALLOPED, CLOBBERED, PWNED
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