You've improved markedly in writing three complete sentences. Keep it up to avoid further smackdowns. This is a Noble campaign of tough love.
Next step, you're hitting the gym. Are you ready to man up?
The Nobleman
I'm out of school.
Okay.
The first thing we're going to do is focus and try and stay on topic.
Good!
Do you see those two dumbbells over there? The 5 pounders? Go get those and bring those back to the bench. No. No, I wasn't calling you a dumbbell. That's what the weights are called. Please stop snapping at me.
Now.
Settle down. Sit down. Shut up. Quit biting me.
Can you sit on this bench here and do some curls for the bitches? Three sets of eight?