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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Oct 8, 2024 21:20:41 GMT 1
Start typing in jive talk like the soul brothers from the movie Airplane! Great movie. My buddy had it on laser disc when we were kids. We wrote down the “jive conversation” and memorized it. Great scene. |
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grendel
Pierced their genitalia with the rusty corkscrew of their Swiss Army knife
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Post by grendel on Oct 9, 2024 18:37:42 GMT 1
Barbara Billingsley FTW!
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Post by Bahana on Oct 11, 2024 12:43:13 GMT 1
Today, going to school, I saw many couples in love.
Maybe it was a husband and wife, or maybe just lovers.
But it's very nice to watch when people love each other!
I also want to have a loved one and I hope that this person will be you.
I don't have many friends. Most of all I communicate with you.
During this time, you have become very close to me.
I don't know if I can come or not. But I really want it.
Correspondence is one thing, but when you can sit next to your loved one...
Touching his face, hair, hands is completely different.
Every day I dream of seeing you.
Today I attached my childhood photos to the letter,
because I want you to know more about me...
I spent all my childhood with my grandfather in the village.
My grandfather raised me.
I already wrote to you that my parents died in a car accident.
But I had a happy childhood.
My grandfather was very caring and kind.
Our favorite pastime was reading newspapers.
Grandpa loved to read newspapers and every week I brought him a fresh issue.
We did crossword puzzles and read anecdotes.
After his death, I continue to buy newspapers - this is in memory of him.
I want him to know that I remember and love him.
If he was alive, he would definitely help us meet.
He would have found money for me, whatever the cost.
He dreamed that we would meet.
I told him about you. He really wanted me to leave here
and I had a happy life...
There are only several days left and my payment term will expire.
Today i wrote you a very sad letter...
But this is life and the blows of fate you need to be able to accept...
I don't despair, there is still time and let it be a miracle!!!
Now I will go to church and pray.
Maybe God will hear my prayers...
Yours Yuliya.
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davidweaveroth
Blowing someone else's nose by mistake
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Post by davidweaveroth on Oct 11, 2024 14:51:12 GMT 1
Work in "if we were to meet, would you let me push in your stool?" See if he can figure out what that means. hahahahhhah |
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Post by Bahana on Oct 13, 2024 8:40:47 GMT 1
She'll be my slave!
Sorry for not writing to you for a long time.
> All days I searched for money for my visa.
> But luck is not on my side.
> My friends don't have that kind of money.
> All my friends are married and have children.
> Banks still refuse to give me a loan because I am leaving Kazahstan.
> But I have some good news!
> I was given extra time. Now I can pay for my documents by October 23.
> I have long tried to persuade them and they agreed.
> Tell me, please! Can you help me and send me money by October 23.
> I can swear on Bible that I’m not deceiving you.
> Please, trust me!
> Ask your friends for money if you haven't.
> I will give them this money.
> I swear! I have no other choice...
> I can ask only you. When I arrive, I agree to be your slave.
> I will fulfill all your dreams!
> Please take me out of here. I will not give you any trouble.
> I will work. I can pay for myself.
> I am ready for any job. I can wash dishes. To clean the premises.
> Any! Just don't refuse me. Help me!!!
> After death of my grandfather, you are most close person for me.
> I trust you completely!
> Therefore, I repeat that you are the closest man to me.
> And I hope for your help.
> Tell me the truth - will you help me?
> Will you save me will you have time to send money before October 23?
> Yours Yuliya.
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grendel
Pierced their genitalia with the rusty corkscrew of their Swiss Army knife
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Post by grendel on Oct 13, 2024 15:35:49 GMT 1
That would be funny if you started goofing on this guy for how "Julia" is spelled - Just keep asking questions about the weird spelling
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Post by psychobolia on Oct 13, 2024 18:31:10 GMT 1
Back when I had an office job, I would fuck with these idiots, sending them bogus Western Union transfer numbers, they would write back saying they went to the Western Union office and that I gave them a wrong number, I would apologize, saying I got a digit wrong, rinse and repeat until they figured out I was bullshiting them.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Oct 13, 2024 19:06:59 GMT 1
Back when I had an office job, I would fuck with these idiots, sending them bogus Western Union transfer numbers, they would write back saying they went to the Western Union office and that I gave them a wrong number, I would apologize, saying I got a digit wrong, rinse and repeat until they figured out I was bullshiting them. Bahana! Take notes! |
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Post by Bahana on Oct 13, 2024 19:36:56 GMT 1
I only spend a few seconds typing one sentence to them. They must have a ton of text files ready to paste.
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grendel
Pierced their genitalia with the rusty corkscrew of their Swiss Army knife
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Post by grendel on Oct 15, 2024 17:36:59 GMT 1
I got one yesterday on my phone - "She" sent me a picture, and I immediately requested a picture of her "bazongas." Then I started complaining about my finances, and asked if she would buy me an Apple Pay card. Still waiting for a response!😂
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Post by Bahana on Oct 15, 2024 17:41:54 GMT 1
My last reply:
Julia,
You are not reading my replies. I will not send money. Stop the harassment!
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Oct 16, 2024 1:13:24 GMT 1
My last reply: Julia, You are not reading my replies. I will not send money. Stop the harassment! What? You’re supposed to escalate this shit! |
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grendel
Pierced their genitalia with the rusty corkscrew of their Swiss Army knife
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Post by grendel on Oct 16, 2024 19:30:53 GMT 1
Yeah, I prefer frustrating them. I did one where I said I had a stroke , so they would have to be patient. The stroke caused me to replace vowels with consonants.
"I hrd r strlkr. Whole lbvx tq hegr mgre cbyut yur prvblims..."
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Post by Bahana on Oct 16, 2024 19:52:15 GMT 1
Most of the time they lightly skim what you write and just paste their crap. I let them know I don't send money to strangers many messages ago.
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grendel
Pierced their genitalia with the rusty corkscrew of their Swiss Army knife
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Post by grendel on Oct 16, 2024 20:29:11 GMT 1
Start requesting bacons pics or ask to see her beaver. Keep doing that stuff and they'll give up
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Post by Bahana on Oct 17, 2024 12:54:08 GMT 1
Did you receive my naked videos in the last letter?
> Did you like it? I hope you appreciated this!
> I promise! that I will come to you secretly,
> if you are afraid that someone will find out about me.
> I will be your secret. I won't bother you
> We will meet only at a convenient time for you!
> Just help me!
> And remember the main thing - I'm not asking for a gift!
> I will refund your money because I will work.
> I want to provide for myself.
> I don't want you to think that I'm only interested in money!
> And finally, tell the truth, will you be able to send money
> before 23 October (Wednesday).
> Can I rely on you? Only the truth.
> You can send me $360 via any of these payment methods -
> MoneyGram or KoronaPay.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Oct 17, 2024 16:50:31 GMT 1
Did you receive my naked videos in the last letter? > Did you like it? I hope you appreciated this! > I promise! that I will come to you secretly, > if you are afraid that someone will find out about me. > I will be your secret. I won't bother you > We will meet only at a convenient time for you! > Just help me! > And remember the main thing - I'm not asking for a gift! > I will refund your money because I will work. > I want to provide for myself. > I don't want you to think that I'm only interested in money! > And finally, tell the truth, will you be able to send money > before 23 October (Wednesday). > Can I rely on you? Only the truth. > You can send me $360 via any of these payment methods - > MoneyGram or KoronaPay. How were the naked videos? Did you send any money? Did you download the Koronapay App |
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Post by Bahana on Oct 17, 2024 16:55:44 GMT 1
I don't wanna open their videos. One of their messages said they accidentally deleted my emails. Yeah...
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grendel
Pierced their genitalia with the rusty corkscrew of their Swiss Army knife
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Post by grendel on Oct 17, 2024 17:57:05 GMT 1
I used to do a gag when I said I was diabetic and had a foot that was swollen and on the verge of becoming gangrenous and requiring leech and maggot therapy. When they kept asking for money I would say, oh yeah, meant to do that. Had an appointment with the doctor about my gangrenous foot. Did you know....." and then I would talk about gangrene in civil war battlefields or Antarctic expeditions. Just keep asking confounding questions! Or just beg for money also!
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Post by Bahana on Oct 18, 2024 17:02:05 GMT 1
This other babe wants to donate six million. Hello This is a personal email to you. I'm Kristine Wellenstein from Los Angeles, California. As you already know, I won a $426 million lottery jackpot and the money changed my life and my family's, but it won't change my heart because I've been saying all day that I'm mine I have money and will use that money to help friends, families and some lucky people and you happen to be one of them. I have now voluntarily decided to donate to you the sum of $6,500,000.00 to increase the wealth of 5 lucky people around the world. We hope that you will be able to use the money wisely and sensibly. Thank you for putting a smile on your face and I want to assure you that you will be greatly rewarded for your choice. Even if we met for the first time, I think that you are very lucky because when I searched the internet for help, your email address appeared for the first time on the registered data page and you were chosen. Rest assured you are not at risk as this is my money. See the link below for source and confirmation: www.foxla.com/news/california-mega-millions-jackpot-winner-bought-ticket-woodland-hillsMy $6,500,000.00 donation may not be a lot for you, but I believe it will go a long way towards improving your standard of living just like my lottery jackpot did for me. I would like you to fill out the information below and get in touch with me. Me and my husband are happy to visit you after you receive your donation. We believe that this wonderful opportunity has been given to us by God Do this in good time so that you can contact the paying bank for further guidelines on receiving these donations. Please keep this donation code (ADRP9388943) to yourself (only) until you receive your donation in your bank account. Please fill out the following information and send it back to me Full name: Country: Address: Marital status: City: Postal code: Sex: Profession: Contact Phone Number: Please note that we do not need your data for any other purpose. We only need this information because we need to know exactly who we are dealing with in order to build a better relationship with you and my bank. I await your quick reply as soon as possible With kind regards Kristine Wellenstein. |
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