Foreign women won't stop sendin' Emails to Bahana

Now I am writing a letter from the airport's internet cafe.
Here in Astana.
I have two news: one is good and one is not very good.
Good – My interview ended and my documents was signed.
I got all necessary documents and permissions.
With these documents I can enter your country and live for 5 years.
Next news is not very good... Sorry...
Yesterday I spent half my day at the police. My money was stolen.
When I went to the airport, I fell asleep on the bus.
Someone made a cut in my bag and pulled my wallet.
There was all my money for trip.
I am very glad that they didn’t steal my documents.
When I woke up, the thief was gone. I began to cry and scream.
Bus driver called police and police officers took me to police station.
There I wrote a theft statement. Now police will seek out a thief.
But I don’t think it will be easy...
Because, police officers told me that it is almost impossible to find a
petty thief in big city.
To get some money, I sold my camera and phone.
This is small amount, but I was able to pay for time in the Internet cafe
and buy food.
While the police are looking for thief, I need your help again.
Unfortunately, all money that was stolen from me was money for my ticket.
I went to the airport to fully pay for my ticket reservation.
The ticket was booked on November 8.
A ticket costs 453 usa dollars
(ticket + insurance + baggage + flexible tariff).
For my reservation I paid 53$.
Therefore, I still need to pay 400$.
I understand that I promised not to ask you for money anymore.
I understand that you will not be happy when see this letter.
But it’s not my fault that they robbed me, it could happen to everyone.
And I'm back in a desperate situation.
You know that I have only you. And I can hope only for your help.
I will ask you again: Can you help me?
I have nothing more to say to you.
It is very difficult and sad that it happened to me.
Now I’m going to look for place at the airport where I can sleep.
Answer me as soon as possible.
Yuliya.

My response:

I do not have the extra cash, unfortunately. I bought another guitar and am in debt by $2000 dollars. Perhaps you could provide services to get the $400. Some women in my country can make $500 in an hour for their services. Let me know when you have landed in Sacramento. What are some of your favorite foods? Do you like pizza? What toppings?

Now this Gulya is writing essays.

(Gulya begins)I must admit, I was taken aback when I heard that you don't play the lottery. Of course, it's your choice and I don't intend to press you on this matter. My aim was simply to offer a gift, and if it doesn't align with your interests, please don't feel obligated to accept. I promise, there'll be no hard feelings.
Today is different from my usual day. The morning began in the standard manner. I rose from bed, worked out, quickly showered, had breakfast, and went to work. When I reached work, I found out that there was a building-wide electrical repair in progress, and work was canceled for the day. Thus, I went back home. Now that I'm home, I prioritized messaging you first, even though I didn't have the opportunity to wash the breakfast dishes this morning. I had planned on doing cleaning and laundry while driving home, but when I arrived home and saw my comfortable bed, I was too lazy to start. I just want to be open and honest with you. I've made up my mind to spend today being lazy and just sitting on the couch, either watching TV or reading a book. I frequently feel this way, but it doesn't usually align with the pace of my life. It's my opinion that everyone has days when they don't feel like doing anything, and today happens to be one of those days for me. Nevertheless, I have a wonderful chance to unwind and take a break.
It is my opinion that each individual is different in their own way, and we frequently strive to appear more favorable to others. I don't want you to misunderstand me, I like you very much, I really like you and I want to get to know you more every day. We are different people, but at the same time we are similar in the most important things for me. A wise man once said that opposites attract each other to become a single whole. Sometimes I think I hear your pleasant voice when I read your message. Of course, I understand that these may be naive expectations and your voice is completely different in reality. The sound of this voice is not important to me, for me, the meaning of the words you said is much more important. I'm sure that this rule works for us now. I like to dream and think about us, about our tomorrow, our first meeting, for some reason I believe that it will be in the airport. That, the most dramatic thing for our story will be when we see eyes each other. The airport may be situated in any of the tourist destinations. By the way, a friend of mine called me up for a walk tonight. Before she became interested in various trainings, she and I had been friends for a long time. My friend has requested my presence on a spiritual trip to India, with an emphasis on meditation and silence. He is making arrangements to go there for meditation and silence in a couple of months. Having experienced meditation and silence for a week here, she now wants me to join her on a 14-day practice of silence in India. According to her, the practice allows for self-discovery and a deeper awareness of the world. Personally, I cannot conceive of staying silent for more than one day. I find it hard to imagine remaining silent for an extended period, and I always turn down her offer despite her persistence. How long do you think you could stay completely silent? Sometimes I can not imagine my morning without a cup of coffee. I really like this drink, it gives strength and undergrowth and lifts my mood for the day.
I'm going to end this message and unwind for a bit because an entertaining film has just started on TV.
I will be wait, write to me. Even more kisses to you, Gulya.

I send you my different photos that were taken at different times, I hope that you will like my photos.

Yulia says she still at the airport and won't give up!

How was your day?
> I will not write a big letter because I don't have the strength
> to do that. I just want to remind you that my ticket is reserved
> on Sunday and if I don't pay the reservation before
> this day, all my efforts will be in vain.
> I just want to hear from you one answer - yes or no?
> Will you send me money?
> Think very well. If not, you will never hear me again.
> It was pointless...
> It turns out that I spent part of my life in vain.
> It is a pity that you didn’t appreciate it.
> Yuliya.

Or just give her a goatse picture!

Hi mate
I’ve been in contact with the same person for months. I’ve got identical messages. She/he whatever is persistent. Contact me if you want more info.
People beware of this scam :-

Why do you refuse me?
$250 is not an expensive price to pay for our happiness.
Tell me the truth. I am very tired of all the tests.
I’m sure you want us to meet,
but I don’t understand why you don’t trust me.
We've known you so much, but you still don't believe me.
If I wanted to deceive you, I would stop writing you
letters after your first refusal.
I didn't do it. But I'm sure other girls do that to guys.
BUT I AM NOT THIS! You are very important for me.
Therefore, I don’t stop writing to you.
I think this is a valid argument to help me and send $250.
Help me!!
I am getting closer to you step by step and I need your help as a man.
Yuliya.

This is the way. Very prudent financial Internet love finding advice, but I'd lean into your sarcasm and go even cheaper and make it off of fucking volume and catch them unexpectedly with a new internet gypsy grifter script tactic. I'd be like "Hey sexy Bahana! Me got my naughties all packed and I bought a ticket to come sex you up, but my ride won't spark! Cash app me $25 for a camel ride to the airport quickie quick! My ticket is not refundable, I took time off my sweatshop job, and I know you won't mind investing in us since I'm so highly invested in you with all of my Middle Eastern pesos! I'm packed and I want to get impacted like a bacha bazi in Afghanistan on a Thursday! My pussy is feeling as violent and wet as a hurricane, and I only need that $25 to make it ashore to you! Bahana plz send me a tiny bit of your capitalist pig money so you can rock me (front hole) like A hurricane long time!" I think that's the untraveled path that lonely suckers could be dragged down to one's own financial freedom if you are a Somalian pirate looking to boost your 401k without just relying on your AK. 

- The Knäve *ech*

That's Steve.