Bahana
A leak in the colostomy bag of life
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Post by Bahana on Dec 22, 2022 3:17:34 GMT 1
I just saw 1923 today. Cool ending.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 22, 2022 3:17:38 GMT 1
Oh, fuck... my pass doesnt seem to be working. Well, i enjoyed this lounge while it lasted. You dont need to call the goons. I'll leave quietly.
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
Not a Bot...
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Post by therealgws on Dec 22, 2022 3:29:53 GMT 1
Oh no, it seems we're melting! That's ok as the founder of this joint I know who the OGSH are. No need to vacate...
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 22, 2022 3:36:11 GMT 1
Oh, fuck... my pass doesnt seem to be working. Well, i enjoyed this lounge while it lasted. You dont need to call the goons. I'll leave quietly. Ha ha. Riff raff. Don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out.
The Nobleman
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Dec 22, 2022 4:18:08 GMT 1
I'm watching Dateline
Fuck
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Dec 23, 2022 4:01:16 GMT 1
Not in the Lounge you're not. Unless it's on your phone. We got Jets-Jags on the big screen. Hostess serving Nachos and Sliders...
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Dec 24, 2022 21:19:11 GMT 1
It's Christmas Eve in the lounge! Chinese food and a viewing of Knives Out-Glass Onion!! Cocktails after. See you later!!
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 25, 2022 1:41:37 GMT 1
therealgws ,
You did a swell job setting up and managing the first iteration of this premiere establishment but in life things change.
It seems like a rebranding is in progress here ATM.
So....
Please switch out "Members only..."
to "Under New Management" in the thread title.
This will better reflect that Aristocrat is now managing the daily activities in this soon to be much more upscale place.
I am hoping that snowball holders from other ProBoards may pop in once they realize that Aristocrat is gentrifying the fuck out of this place and the old curtails that smell like skunk weed have been dragged out to the dumpster and stripper poles and velvet ropes or whatever the fuck are going in.
I believe this place will soon soar higher than it ever has before under Aristocrat 's artistic vision!
- The Krampus Knäve
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
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Post by therealgws on Dec 25, 2022 2:01:33 GMT 1
Never. I Built This City. And vapes don't smell 'bro. It's 2022 yo...
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
Posts: 1,661
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 25, 2022 2:15:34 GMT 1
Never. I Built This City. And vapes don't smell 'bro. It's 2022 yo... Fine be a butt hole. Try and hold onto the wintery past as it runs through your fingers like grains of highway salting salt. Expect a much more exciting Premiere Lounge concept from IMS (VP of Schenanigans) & Aristocrat in the New Year that will blow this one away in 2023! In 2023 your services will no longer be needed! Happy fucking New Year GWS!
- The Krampus Knäve
GWS has flown across the internet ocean Leaving just a Snowball Holder's Lounge memory Snapshot in the Electric Eye family album GWS, what else did you leave for us? GWS, what'd you leave behind for us? All in all, GWS is just a prick without a snowball. All in all, GWS is just a prick without a snowball.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
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Post by therealgws on Dec 25, 2022 2:34:42 GMT 1
Happy New Year to you to Molly. Despite my inability to follow your logic you're still the only reason I signed on here. And all other lounges from here on will be just that, other lounges...
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
Posts: 1,661
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 25, 2022 2:44:15 GMT 1
Happy New Year to you to Molly. Despite my inability to follow your logic you're still the only reason I signed on here. And all other lounges from here on will be just that, other lounges... Never. I Built This City. And vapes don't smell 'bro. It's 2022 yo... GWS built this city but not on rock and roll. Say you only signed on here because of IMS and recognize my face. Say you don't care who goes to our kind of place that lounges from here on will be just that, other lounges... Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight. Too many not so humble stoners eating up the night. Aristocrat plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember? Will build a better city, will build a better city on rock and roll. GWS's trying to play Premiere Lounge games. Who cares, will just change Premiere Lounge names. We just want to drank here, GWS stole the stage. GWS call's us illogical, writes us off the page. It's just another Saturday in a tired old lounge. GWS has got the choke hold, oh, then we just lost the beat. Who counts the money underneath the bar? Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars? IMS and fucking Aristocrat that's who! Don't tell me about your inability to follow my logic 'cause we're the ship of fools. Look forward to the ultimate new Premiere Lounge concept in 2023 because GWS is a tool!
I'll toss you a free drink ticket at the 2023 grand opening just so you know what you could have been a part of!
- The Krampus Knäve
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
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Post by therealgws on Dec 25, 2022 3:27:50 GMT 1
Fucking 'ell...
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Post by vinceneilgiraldo on Dec 5, 2023 4:19:15 GMT 1
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therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
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Post by therealgws on Dec 5, 2023 22:48:33 GMT 1
Fake news! Never closed. People just couldn't handle the Awesome that is this place...
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 6, 2023 1:50:49 GMT 1
Im in!! i'm in!!
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
Posts: 1,661
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 6, 2023 9:36:02 GMT 1
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 7, 2023 2:06:09 GMT 1
Ahh... it's so roomy, calm and relaxing to have a Crat-free safe space in here.
IMS, let's put on our scarves, without any peanut gallery nonsense about how someone did it first, wore it better, etc
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