therealgws
I've maimed for less than that.
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Post by therealgws on Dec 17, 2022 18:24:01 GMT 1
Welcome illustrious holders of Snowballs to our very own, private, exclusive lounge where we can escape the stench of the hoi polloi, indulge in delightful delicacies and hold forth a more elevated conversation that the rest just couldn't comprehend. Is this very humble of me? Not at all. Is it real? Yes very. We've got a coffee bar, a real bar, big screen tv's, VR consoles, pastries, sandwiches, hostesses, comfy chairs, mood lighting. It's all here! Come on in, put your feet up and Relax!!
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 17, 2022 18:32:39 GMT 1
Thank you for welcoming me, sir. It's to have a nice, non-Toxic safe space here, to breathe the rarified air of Snowperson owners.
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
The Uncool Douchebag
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Post by suckit on Dec 17, 2022 18:44:17 GMT 1
OB gets pwned again...
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Bahana
A leak in the colostomy bag of life
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Post by Bahana on Dec 17, 2022 20:26:32 GMT 1
It's toxic behavior to throw snowballs.
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 17, 2022 20:52:04 GMT 1
Hey guys. It's me, The Nobleman. I'm still waiting on my snowperson after posting in the appropriate thread.
I'm just going to have a seat here. What are you guys dranking?
The Nobleman
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Dec 17, 2022 21:02:33 GMT 1
Still sipping on some premium blend dark roast. Feet up, surfing the web on the complimentary ipad, watching sports on the big screen. I noticed you don't have a Snowball sir. You can visit if invited but you can't stay. Don't make me call security...
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 17, 2022 21:04:17 GMT 1
Hey guys. It's me, The Nobleman. I'm still waiting on my snowperson after posting in the appropriate thread.
I'm just going to have a seat here. What are you guys dranking?
The Nobleman Uhhhh... like... we dont want to be rude........ but, this is a private party.
I'm sure there are a lot of other venues you'd be a bit more comfortable in. Might I suggest the Noble Book thread? Or the Rate a Movie thread?
Please dont make a scene. We wont have to call security if you just leave quietly. Wouldnt you be more comfortable with your own kind anyway?
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
The Uncool Douchebag
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Post by suckit on Dec 17, 2022 22:58:02 GMT 1
That's just it... he doesn't have a kind.
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Playing in a Death Metal/Polka band
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 17, 2022 23:19:05 GMT 1
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
I'm still waiting on my snowperson after posting in the appropriate thread.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
The Nobleman
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Dec 18, 2022 18:28:44 GMT 1
Lovely morning in the lounge today! Sipping on today's premium blend watching the World Cup. Cute hostess just brought over a tray of fresh baked pastries. About to fire one up. Wow! Looks like Argentina just took a lead in extra time. Good stuff. Where my fellow Premiere Snowball holders at?
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Dec 18, 2022 21:11:43 GMT 1
Lovely morning in the lounge today! Sipping on today's premium blend watching the World Cup. Cute hostess just brought over a tray of fresh baked pastries. About to fire one up. Wow! Looks like Argentina just took a lead in extra time. Good stuff. Where my fellow Premiere Snowball holders at? Are you stoned yet?
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Dec 18, 2022 21:20:55 GMT 1
Lovely morning in the lounge today! Sipping on today's premium blend watching the World Cup. Cute hostess just brought over a tray of fresh baked pastries. About to fire one up. Wow! Looks like Argentina just took a lead in extra time. Good stuff. Where my fellow Premiere Snowball holders at? Are you stoned yet? Be gone Snowball-less plebe before I call security. They already threw 'Crat outta here. Don't be next.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 18, 2022 21:35:29 GMT 1
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Dec 19, 2022 3:14:27 GMT 1
In honor of the first night of Hannukah we've got beautiful jewish hostesses serving brisket and latkes in the PSHL...
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Post by vinceneilgiraldo on Dec 19, 2022 9:06:29 GMT 1
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Nunya
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Dancing on the graves of those who doubted me.
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Post by Nunya on Dec 19, 2022 11:24:40 GMT 1
Hey guys. It's me, The Nobleman. I'm still waiting on my snowperson after posting in the appropriate thread.
I'm just going to have a seat here. What are you guys dranking?
The Nobleman Sit elsewhere please. Or else I'll smear grease and oil on your white shirt.
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 19, 2022 11:38:52 GMT 1
Hey guys. It's me, The Nobleman. I'm still waiting on my snowperson after posting in the appropriate thread.
I'm just going to have a seat here. What are you guys dranking?
The Nobleman Sit elsewhere please. Or else I'll smear grease and oil on your white shirt. I can just get it dry cleaned.
Now.
Shove your snowperson up your foot hole.
Pwnd.
The Nobleman
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Dec 19, 2022 15:38:20 GMT 1
Be gone Snowball-less plebe before I call security. They already threw 'Crat outta here. Don't be next. Yep. Your stoned.
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Dec 20, 2022 2:39:14 GMT 1
Slow Monday night in the PSHL. Hostess just brought me a nice stiff drink. Crappy MNL football on the big screen. May have to check out some VR or some of the other amenities that this place has to offer. Doorman, Snowball holders only please...
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Dec 20, 2022 4:12:53 GMT 1
Watched episode one of 1923. Yellowstone offshoot. Harrison Ford. Pretty fucking good.
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