The Nunya's Annals Thread

I'm a (semi) retired automotive mechanic/shop owner and commercial electrician.

For fun, I build hot rodsx, Just got done having a Dart wrapped in purple chrome vinyl, has a hellcat hemi, 6 speed, and a ford 9'' rear end. Next is a '76 F-100 w/ a 460, 2x4 bbl, and a full on touring suspension. Also, I remodel my house one room at a time, almost done with that, TG; ReMax sign going up in the spring, if my wife ever gets around to putting in for retirement. Hoping to m ove to a small Montana town and open a 1 bay shop for something to do/extra money.

I also have my 8 year old nephew part time, His mom works 70 hrs a week, because her ex truly fucked her over AFA no house payments the last 6 months, credit cards she never knew about, etc. Ir's cool, he loves his ''Uncle Pop' and Aunt 'Leah', but it's like being a parent of a small child at 56. 

Few vacations w/ a set destination, took the kids to disney a couple times (excellent golf courses and hotels, btw), one MORC, usually just a road trip w/ a set end point. Like this year, we drove around IN/MI/WI, and hit every roadside attraction along the way-Largest ball of paint in the world, flight 4184 crash site, canal boat rides, Ed Geins barn etc. Looking into a Great Lakes cruisewife wants to go. Great, 4 days of food like heat n serve lasagna and saisbury steak, on a 'ship' that rolls more than Snoop Dog at the Cannabis Cup,and $10.00 beverages.

Would love to cruise Canada looking for an Acadian Canuso from the mid 60's, Or maybe an old Anglia.

Daughter home from school for the holidays.
We went to lunch at place she worked at part time for 2 yrs before she graduated HS.
No names, but it is a chain that sells 'Italian' food that I'm sure we all have been to. (Maybe not you frogs. IDK if you have restaurants named after royalty.) It's known for having a red roof, and thier lunch Buffet.

We were ''served'' by the head waitress/FOH lead/ HCIC/HBIC/ semi-reformed crack whore. Let's call her Cindy. .We walk in, Hostess (formerly daughters' job) tells us to 'sit anywhere'. Fine, we sit in a large circle booth, by the window, in plain view of the waitress station,directly in front of our parking spot,in plain view of C, who sees us.
We wait 15 minutes. No visit from crack 'ho. No drinks. It's not like the place is busy. we're a party of 4 in a booth, in a small dining room with maybe 15-18 tables. 5 of them occupied.

Daughter goes to register, asks mgr for service, as C cant be bothered. He takes her (our) order. Daughter then pays for our order, pre meal, to avoid C. We go to the buffet. 
Eat, ask hostess for drink refills, who gets C to go get them. C has an attitude. Comes back, literally brings a reprint of the bill. NOT a receipt of payment, the $$$ due bill."In case we want to leave a tip, she says.  I laughed at her, tell her she never even checked on us. I tell her, Literally, "Here's a tip, do your fucking job, stop being a cunt to us, and lose the attitude. No tip for you." I give the hostess a tip slightly larger than our $48 bill, telling her Merry Christmas.    (Yes, I'm Jewish, but we do celebrate Christmas.) Apparently C has a problem w/ this. Gotta admit, was fun tweaking her nose a bit.



We get up, walk out, Start truck, check phone to make sure our pick up order from Wally World was ready. 

I guess, if I heard right, C chose to call the staties on us. I have a city tow contract, but not state, nor county. I wont drive 25 miles to far end of county at 3am in cold weather to tow a DUI or a broken squad car anymore. So I have no friendships w/ them, no prior relationships.

Go to pull out to main road from strip mall, 2 staties block the drive, get out, guns drawn. Tell me Im under arrest for theft of goods and services. C comes out screeching ''They didn't pay, arrest them."
 A cop went in to talk to manager, other cuffed only me, made me sit on ground/curb. And starts going thru my truck. Without permission. Immediately finds both my carry gun, and a little .25 revolver that my wife carries in her purse, despite being told that he could not search her purse. Never searched me, patted me down, TG, as I had a disposable THC vape pen in my pocket.

MGR comes out and confirms to cop that we did pay. C KNOWS this. She was literally 12 feet away when daughter paid. C screeches about the gun, is told that IN is now a constitutional carry state, and I have a lifetime permit anyway. Then states I assulted her by calling her a cunt. Fail. Then states I need to tip her. LOL

MGR offered to refund our meal. I refused, said we'll let the bottom feeders (lawyers) sort it out. Wether or not the store is liable is something to be explored. Told him that firing C would go a long way towards keeping it out of the lawyers hands. 
Pressed charges on C. (I LOVE sending assholes to jail.) I'll likely drop charges Friday morning, it IS Christmas, after all.

That was about 1pm. 7pm now. So far, MGR has tried to call me, left VM on both mine and daughters phones.
Acc. to sheriffs' website, C has been charged w/ false informing.




 

Not parts like a water pump, per se.

Moms car didnt have seat warmers (a must in the snow belt). So I bought the kind that plugs into the ciggie lighter,Hard wired them to the fuse box, w/ a rocker switch on the dash. She loved that. It's now my youngest daughters college car.



I donated oil changes, cooling system flush, brake services, etc. to a local charity auction for years.



A while ago, I bought an '88 Beretta at an auction for $700, only had 60 k on it, had been garaged since new. An old couples 'retirement' car that lasted longer than them. Changed all the softs and fluids in it, so had maybe 1000-1100 in it. Put it in front of shop for 2000. The only offers I got were insults. One guy, local scrapper, wanted to give me 200 for it. Fuck off.Gave it to wifes mom, as she retired from her job, was a widow, and on a fixed income.

nooooooooo! He’s gonna be insufferable in the lounge!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... his wife wised up and left his no working crackhead ass, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

1st wife, married at 18, divorced at 23. She was a bit nuts, like most women can be at that age. IDK if she was a nympho, exactly, more like she wanted to keep me well fucked so I wouldn't cheat on her. Looking back, she was probably fucking me so much so I wouldnt figure out she was doing the guy her mom wanted her to marry. Woman I married at 27 was great, and still is.Still beautiful to me, sweet, and smart enough to let me think I'm the head honcho when she really runs things.