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Post by Aristocrat on Jun 23, 2022 19:04:28 GMT 1
Smoking a rump roast in the green egg. Pulled off the road by an apple orchard and grabbed some twigs to add flavor. Got fresh green beans in the crock pot w/ bacon, sea salt, and just a dab of brown sugar. Dinner tomorrow: gonna use thawed bread dough from kroger like a pie shell, shred remaining beef, add onions, green peppers, a diced hatch green chili, and some cheese. Nephew loves it, I call it Philly Pie.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2022 19:39:27 GMT 1
Huh uh uh uh huh... Anal... huh huh uh uh uh...
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Post by *ech* on Jun 23, 2022 19:53:26 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2022 19:56:12 GMT 1
BEST POST EVER
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Post by suckit on Jun 23, 2022 21:53:47 GMT 1
Where was this messterpiece originally posted?
Nm I found it. This post is Shakespeare compared to the other drivel in that thread.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 3, 2022 23:47:34 GMT 1
Ever stroked your meat thinking of Aristo-Fat-Fuck or ,,,,,,......Baba-Booey Ramone? Well?
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 23, 2022 3:56:44 GMT 1
I'm a (semi) retired automotive mechanic/shop owner and commercial electrician. For fun, I build hot rodsx, Just got done having a Dart wrapped in purple chrome vinyl, has a hellcat hemi, 6 speed, and a ford 9'' rear end. Next is a '76 F-100 w/ a 460, 2x4 bbl, and a full on touring suspension. Also, I remodel my house one room at a time, almost done with that, TG; ReMax sign going up in the spring, if my wife ever gets around to putting in for retirement. Hoping to m ove to a small Montana town and open a 1 bay shop for something to do/extra money. I also have my 8 year old nephew part time, His mom works 70 hrs a week, because her ex truly fucked her over AFA no house payments the last 6 months, credit cards she never knew about, etc. Ir's cool, he loves his ''Uncle Pop' and Aunt 'Leah', but it's like being a parent of a small child at 56. Few vacations w/ a set destination, took the kids to disney a couple times (excellent golf courses and hotels, btw), one MORC, usually just a road trip w/ a set end point. Like this year, we drove around IN/MI/WI, and hit every roadside attraction along the way-Largest ball of paint in the world, flight 4184 crash site, canal boat rides, Ed Geins barn etc. Looking into a Great Lakes cruisewife wants to go. Great, 4 days of food like heat n serve lasagna and saisbury steak, on a 'ship' that rolls more than Snoop Dog at the Cannabis Cup,and $10.00 beverages. Would love to cruise Canada looking for an Acadian Canuso from the mid 60's, Or maybe an old Anglia.
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Post by Aristocrat on Sept 25, 2022 22:10:33 GMT 1
Honeywell in Wabash has 2 venues, blocks from each other. 1500 seat concert hall, excellent sound, clean, great free parking. Ratt/La Guns, Whitesnake, UFO, Alice Cooper, JRs Great White/Dokken, Ron White, various local things.Also a 440 seat refurbished movie theater a few blocks away, nice place, even sold out doesn't feel crowded. Vestryche, Stryper, John Denver tribute, Bob Zany, Stryper, Ace Frehley in November.Pierre's in Ft Wayne is ok, IF you spring for the balcony table, or the VIP beside the stage. Im too old, and too disabled, to satnd through 2 openers and a headline set on the floor. Also, alway someone straight from work had no time to shower, or is puking from the 14 shots of tequila before the show. Nugent, THC, Sixx AM, The Alternative (daughter), I think I saw BLS there too.Ruoff / Deer Creek Just a shed. Lawn sucks. Ozzy/Sabbath, Motley, Shows going back 20+ years there.Colesium/Ft Wayne. For hockey, its great. For music it always seems like a 2 mile walk to your seats. Sound sucks - bare metal roof w/ a cupola, sounds like a 1970's am radio there. After Kiss last time, Decided that was my last show there. Egyptian Room Indy. Not bad, took daughter to see BVB there. Downtown Indy tho - good luck finding parking.
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 21, 2022 2:55:05 GMT 1
Daughter home from school for the holidays. We went to lunch at place she worked at part time for 2 yrs before she graduated HS. No names, but it is a chain that sells 'Italian' food that I'm sure we all have been to. (Maybe not you frogs. IDK if you have restaurants named after royalty.) It's known for having a red roof, and thier lunch Buffet. We were ''served'' by the head waitress/FOH lead/ HCIC/HBIC/ semi-reformed crack whore. Let's call her Cindy. .We walk in, Hostess (formerly daughters' job) tells us to 'sit anywhere'. Fine, we sit in a large circle booth, by the window, in plain view of the waitress station,directly in front of our parking spot,in plain view of C, who sees us. We wait 15 minutes. No visit from crack 'ho. No drinks. It's not like the place is busy. we're a party of 4 in a booth, in a small dining room with maybe 15-18 tables. 5 of them occupied. Daughter goes to register, asks mgr for service, as C cant be bothered. He takes her (our) order. Daughter then pays for our order, pre meal, to avoid C. We go to the buffet. Eat, ask hostess for drink refills, who gets C to go get them. C has an attitude. Comes back, literally brings a reprint of the bill. NOT a receipt of payment, the $$$ due bill."In case we want to leave a tip, she says. I laughed at her, tell her she never even checked on us. I tell her, Literally, "Here's a tip, do your fucking job, stop being a cunt to us, and lose the attitude. No tip for you." I give the hostess a tip slightly larger than our $48 bill, telling her Merry Christmas. (Yes, I'm Jewish, but we do celebrate Christmas.) Apparently C has a problem w/ this. Gotta admit, was fun tweaking her nose a bit. We get up, walk out, Start truck, check phone to make sure our pick up order from Wally World was ready. I guess, if I heard right, C chose to call the staties on us. I have a city tow contract, but not state, nor county. I wont drive 25 miles to far end of county at 3am in cold weather to tow a DUI or a broken squad car anymore. So I have no friendships w/ them, no prior relationships. Go to pull out to main road from strip mall, 2 staties block the drive, get out, guns drawn. Tell me Im under arrest for theft of goods and services. C comes out screeching ''They didn't pay, arrest them." A cop went in to talk to manager, other cuffed only me, made me sit on ground/curb. And starts going thru my truck. Without permission. Immediately finds both my carry gun, and a little .25 revolver that my wife carries in her purse, despite being told that he could not search her purse. Never searched me, patted me down, TG, as I had a disposable THC vape pen in my pocket. MGR comes out and confirms to cop that we did pay. C KNOWS this. She was literally 12 feet away when daughter paid. C screeches about the gun, is told that IN is now a constitutional carry state, and I have a lifetime permit anyway. Then states I assulted her by calling her a cunt. Fail. Then states I need to tip her. LOL MGR offered to refund our meal. I refused, said we'll let the bottom feeders (lawyers) sort it out. Wether or not the store is liable is something to be explored. Told him that firing C would go a long way towards keeping it out of the lawyers hands. Pressed charges on C. (I LOVE sending assholes to jail.) I'll likely drop charges Friday morning, it IS Christmas, after all. That was about 1pm. 7pm now. So far, MGR has tried to call me, left VM on both mine and daughters phones. Acc. to sheriffs' website, C has been charged w/ false informing.
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 21, 2022 3:52:39 GMT 1
Actually, Ive always said lawyers are a necc. evil. I misspelled some words. Big deal. Do you need a spooge rag? B/c I KNOW you jizzed yourself. And you say I start shit. Thanks for proving my point- you wait to start shit. What I didn't post is this CUNT made my kids life rough, for a long time.And TBH, everyone calls her a cunt. She has chased 80% of new hires out of that place. No idea why. She's just a miserable human being. BTW, wife laughed at her being called a cunt. AFA the tip, she did nothing to earn it, other than being made by hostess (shift supervisor) to bring us our coffees/sodas. I wouldn't have tipped her anyway. She burned our goodwill by ignoring us when we sat down. How would you even know about Olive Garden? In Alabama dining out always involves a roller grill, or a gas station microwave. Karen? Not hardly. But I AM an asshole w/ a hair trigger. And a bit of a poppa bear. Coupled w/ the fact that she couldnt be bothered to take literally 90 seconds to take our order, fuck her. A cunt is a cunt. White entitlement? Tell me, oh one of sub basement IQ and single genetic strain- Where do you see race mentioned? Fact is, all of us involved are white. White entitlement? From someone who lives in a former slave state? Hilarious. Please fuck off and die. Seriously. You're likely worth more to youe family dead than alive. Grammar Nazi much? South alabama, you're like already a meth head nazi anyway. Project much? ps. You wanna 'dox' me? Go for it. My last name is NOT Verno, nor is my wife's name 'Leah'. So go for it punk.
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 21, 2022 9:55:14 GMT 1
Not parts like a water pump, per se. Moms car didnt have seat warmers (a must in the snow belt). So I bought the kind that plugs into the ciggie lighter,Hard wired them to the fuse box, w/ a rocker switch on the dash. She loved that. It's now my youngest daughters college car. I donated oil changes, cooling system flush, brake services, etc. to a local charity auction for years. A while ago, I bought an '88 Beretta at an auction for $700, only had 60 k on it, had been garaged since new. An old couples 'retirement' car that lasted longer than them. Changed all the softs and fluids in it, so had maybe 1000-1100 in it. Put it in front of shop for 2000. The only offers I got were insults. One guy, local scrapper, wanted to give me 200 for it. Fuck off.Gave it to wifes mom, as she retired from her job, was a widow, and on a fixed income.
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 21, 2022 11:32:45 GMT 1
You are 100% right. For some reason I let molly get to me. IDK why. We're both disabled, largely due to our jobs. The only difference is I choose to keep working, what I can. It's not just shit service. It's the fact that this woman treated my daughter like shit for no reason while she worked there. She has been beyond rude to my family forever.She is a miserable human being. Why hasn't she been fired? No idea. She's screeched at customers, thrown drinks on people who don't tip, smoked (either crack or ciggies) in the restroom for years. She's in her 40's. worked there since high school.I have my suspicions as to why she has a job still. She has 1 kid looks nothing like husband, looks very similar to franchisee/owner of 12 stores. Just my opinion. I thought it was straightened out before we left.Bill was paid, the 1 person who helped us got a 50 tip on a 48 bill. I have xanax. Dont like it. I smoke like GWS, though probably not as much/often. Too sore to bang the wife. Knees are the size of softballs, w/ the cold front coming in.Bad at 9pm. Up at 1am. Imbibing some Blue Dream. The reason Im so pissed off about it? I had to watch my 10 yr old nephew bawl his eyes out b/c he thought ''Uncle Pop'' was going to jail.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 21, 2022 11:42:29 GMT 1
Not parts like a water pump, per se. Moms car didnt have seat warmers (a must in the snow belt). So I bought the kind that plugs into the ciggie lighter,Hard wired them to the fuse box, w/ a rocker switch on the dash. She loved that. It's now my youngest daughters college car. I donated oil changes, cooling system flush, brake services, etc. to a local charity auction for years. A while ago, I bought an '88 Beretta at an auction for $700, only had 60 k on it, had been garaged since new. An old couples 'retirement' car that lasted longer than them. Changed all the softs and fluids in it, so had maybe 1000-1100 in it. Put it in front of shop for 2000. The only offers I got were insults. One guy, local scrapper, wanted to give me 200 for it. Fuck off.Gave it to wifes mom, as she retired from her job, was a widow, and on a fixed income. What a great 1,000th post!
Documenting and preserving the many interesting events in the life of a Nunya!
At least until we all have to move along to somewhere else again.
Maybe the Wayback machine will scoop it up and document your excellent documentation!
Allow me to toss a snowball your way as a celebratory gesture!
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 21, 2022 16:41:31 GMT 1
What a great 1,000th post! Allow me to toss a snowball your way as a celebratory gesture!
nooooooooo! He’s gonna be insufferable in the lounge!
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 21, 2022 22:10:00 GMT 1
What a great 1,000th post! Allow me to toss a snowball your way as a celebratory gesture!
nooooooooo! He’s gonna be insufferable in the lounge! Shhh... It's going to be a lonely place pretty soon and I need the company.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 26, 2022 16:18:52 GMT 1
Ask Ceo how muchs his cute 19 y.o. daughter charges for BJs. Is she willing to travel to do her job? Does he get a family discount? Does his dentist wife/gf pay all his bills still? or does he manage to at least buy his own groceries on his princely Google Adsense checks? Really Molly? You insult my wife now? Someone who did nothing to you? At least we don't have a 'journalist' who is likely 2 months away from dying behind a dumpster, while crying b/c his wife wised up and left his no working crackhead ass, and begging on GFM. Oh wait..... LOL @ D2Ws gfm link ! His new life partner ! Making fun of someone else's injuries/disabilities tells me what kind of ''man'' you are.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 26, 2022 18:39:46 GMT 1
Ah shit, he’s got the receipts!
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Post by therealgws on Dec 26, 2022 18:59:47 GMT 1
Leave it to 'Crat to be interested in Nunya's anals...
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 28, 2022 13:55:52 GMT 1
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... his wife wised up and left his no working crackhead ass, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 1st wife, married at 18, divorced at 23. She was a bit nuts, like most women can be at that age. IDK if she was a nympho, exactly, more like she wanted to keep me well fucked so I wouldn't cheat on her. Looking back, she was probably fucking me so much so I wouldnt figure out she was doing the guy her mom wanted her to marry. Woman I married at 27 was great, and still is.Still beautiful to me, sweet, and smart enough to let me think I'm the head honcho when she really runs things.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Jan 24, 2023 5:29:54 GMT 1
He was caught by ech in a dirty lie, hence the name! Did he finally admit he's not a lawyer. just the clean up boy at the porn theater? Have you always bullied other posters in this manner? Nah, just Crat. He's an easy target. Fuck off Crat. I like you better dead.
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