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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 24, 2023 0:47:47 GMT 1
Where's Psychobolia?
Where's *ech*?
Where's Phil?
Avis tardif?
Non?
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 24, 2023 0:48:33 GMT 1
I guess I fucked up the font from my telephone. Fuck this shit.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Feb 24, 2023 5:45:55 GMT 1
Phil is is in the redneck area of Frants, and he says he values his privacy and wont meet up.
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Post by psychobolia on Feb 24, 2023 9:43:00 GMT 1
Well, how was it?! Good ambiance? Talk to any interesting people? What kind of music were they playing?
I'm guessing it was packed, seems like everywhere was packed last night, I was at another bar about 1 kilometer away.
You going for sloppy seconds tonight? I might be in that general area...
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Post by suckit on Feb 24, 2023 10:19:14 GMT 1
How were the rentboys?
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Post by *ech* on Feb 24, 2023 13:37:58 GMT 1
I like Stolly's but it's been years since I set foot there. In fact, last time I was there was on the night that Notre-Dame burned down!
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Post by therealgws on Feb 24, 2023 17:54:15 GMT 1
Y'all better be Eiffling...
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Feb 24, 2023 18:07:21 GMT 1
Bring a tape measure to confirm if PoF's biceps are truly 17". I think he's overstating them.
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Post by psychobolia on Feb 24, 2023 18:57:07 GMT 1
Bring a tape measure to confirm if PoF's biceps are truly 17". I think he's overstating them. PoF's pulling the " early flight need my beauty sleep" card. But I have my tape measure on me in case he comes to his senses!
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Feb 24, 2023 20:18:21 GMT 1
What the ass. I think he's got social phobia. He makes these big plans to hang out and then he doesnt follow through.
If he does make it, see if he can even do 7 Bring Sally Ups.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 27, 2023 0:33:33 GMT 1
I can see Psychobolia is starting internet drama.
Let's do this then.
I PMed Psychobolia at 11:34pm Thursday night that I was going to Stolly's - the bar he and *ech* picked months ago on this very board!! (the sign spells it, "Stoli," so somebody figure that out).
Twenty minutes later, he PMed saying, "Ah fudge, I literally hopped on the métro home from your area when I got this!"
He knew where I was, and he says he had already gone home before midnight. Then he posts on here that he was at a bar a kilometer away, implying that he was out when I was out and that I didn't tell him where I'd be.
But I did tell him. And he went the other way. Just like Huey does.
Every time.
So, I wasn't interested in playing these French reindeer games a second night. Not when I wouldn't be able to make it out until midnight (evidently after his bedtime), and I realized I was going to have to start packing at 6am.
I was the only one that attended the very first Electric Eye GTG.
Me.
This guy.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Feb 27, 2023 1:46:08 GMT 1
Hmm. Dont you feel you deserve some culpability for not planning a bit better? Ever since the new year, you've been pretty MIA and didnt set up the meet ahead of time. Even Psycho or Ech or someone made a thread wondering about if it was happening. Psycho even carried around his measuring tape to see if you have true baller guns!
Youve given off mixed signals. Those frenchies prolly didnt want to look like fools, showing up only to be stood up. I know I am worried about this with you.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 27, 2023 2:09:25 GMT 1
Hmm. Dont you feel you deserve some culpability for not planning a bit better? Ever since the new year, you've been pretty MIA and didnt set up the meet ahead of time. Even Psycho or Ech or someone made a thread wondering about if it was happening. Psycho even carried around his measuring tape to see if you have true baller guns! Youve given off mixed signals. Those frenchies prolly didnt want to look like fools, showing up only to be stood up. I know I am worried about this with you. O look who's talking now!! Look at you!!
Mr. hide from the LA Guns show. Hide from the WASP show. Beg me not to show at your own gig!!
That's you!!
I've been busy, asshole. I stated the dates months ago. I didn't even know if I'd be able to go. But I did go. I was traveling with my fucking family, dickwad. Fuckface. I didn't want to commit to something then not be able to go. It had to be fly by the seat. I wasn't going to go out if my family was still up. My little shits are teenagers now, assfucker.
Am I supposed to say, "Hey it's been great spending time with you, little shits. But there are some old French cock rockers I met on the internet, so I have to bail on this family time, slam a beer, and walk to the bar."
Do you understand? Fuckface. It had to be a fly by the seat of the ass. Thursday night, everybody was in bed. I could make it out, so I PMed Psychobolia. He was already on his way home. Fine. I get it. But don't come on here and act like I'm the pussy going home before midnight, or I'm the one avoiding people, or I'm the one that doesn't have sweet baller guns.
Don't. Just don't. Don't say that. Don't act like that.
Okay?
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Post by *ech* on Feb 27, 2023 2:47:51 GMT 1
I can see Psychobolia is starting internet drama.
Let's do this then.
I PMed Psychobolia at 11:34pm Thursday night that I was going to Stolly's - the bar he and *ech* picked months ago on this very board!! (the sign spells it, "Stoli," so somebody figure that out).
Twenty minutes later, he PMed saying, "Ah fudge, I literally hopped on the métro home from your area when I got this!"
He knew where I was, and he says he had already gone home before midnight. Then he posts on here that he was at a bar a kilometer away, implying that he was out when I was out and that I didn't tell him where I'd be.
But I did tell him. And he went the other way. Just like Huey does.
Every time.
So, I wasn't interested in playing these French reindeer games a second night. Not when I wouldn't be able to make it out until midnight (evidently after his bedtime), and I realized I was going to have to start packing at 6am.
I was the only one that attended the very first Electric Eye GTG.
Me.
This guy.
The Nobleman Oh, that could've been fun. Why didn't you PM me? I was supposed to go to Madrid for a few days, but we ended up staying.... In any case, I could've had a few drinks. I ended up going to bed early, but I would've loved to have imbibed instead. Oh, well. Next time! Are you back in the U.S.? You're in CA, right? I might come your way in August. There are a few of you in the L.A., San Diego area... How about a real EE GTG around Aug. 17th in that neck of the woods? Let's make it happen!
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 27, 2023 3:03:37 GMT 1
I can see Psychobolia is starting internet drama.
Let's do this then.
I PMed Psychobolia at 11:34pm Thursday night that I was going to Stolly's - the bar he and *ech* picked months ago on this very board!! (the sign spells it, "Stoli," so somebody figure that out).
Twenty minutes later, he PMed saying, "Ah fudge, I literally hopped on the métro home from your area when I got this!"
He knew where I was, and he says he had already gone home before midnight. Then he posts on here that he was at a bar a kilometer away, implying that he was out when I was out and that I didn't tell him where I'd be.
But I did tell him. And he went the other way. Just like Huey does.
Every time.
So, I wasn't interested in playing these French reindeer games a second night. Not when I wouldn't be able to make it out until midnight (evidently after his bedtime), and I realized I was going to have to start packing at 6am.
I was the only one that attended the very first Electric Eye GTG.
Me.
This guy.
The Nobleman Oh, that could've been fun. Why didn't you PM me? I was supposed to go to Madrid for a few days, but we ended up staying.... In any case, I could've had a few drinks. I ended up going to bed early, but I would've loved to have imbibed instead. Oh, well. Next time! Are you back in the U.S.? You're in CA, right? I might come your way in August. There are a few of you in the L.A., San Diego area... How about a real EE GTG around Aug. 17th in that neck of the woods? Let's make it happen! I PMed Psychobolia because when I logged on in France I saw that he had PMed me about a Parisian ruckus. So I just replied to that. I guess I assumed you two were in contact with each other - like he'd serve as your agent or your secretary for the EE GTG power ruckus.
Yes, I'm back in the US. I usually take a family vacation in the summer, but that should be before August 17th, so I should be around. Or if I'm not going to be, I'll know well in advance. If it's local or quasi-local, like, say, an LA Guns show or a WASP show, that's something I can commit to ahead of time because I won't be balancing the family dynamic whilst traveling.
The trick will be getting Huey to show up. He's been avoiding me since 2017.
As an aside, for those walking around with tape measures, if you check the record in the Noble Fitness Thread, my baller guns are only 17" after a pump. They're normally 16". I just want to set that straight ahead of time if people are going to be bringing tape measures to measure my guns and/or my baller slang down.
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Post by therealgws on Feb 27, 2023 3:47:48 GMT 1
Hmm. Dont you feel you deserve some culpability for not planning a bit better? Ever since the new year, you've been pretty MIA and didnt set up the meet ahead of time. Even Psycho or Ech or someone made a thread wondering about if it was happening. Psycho even carried around his measuring tape to see if you have true baller guns! Youve given off mixed signals. Those frenchies prolly didnt want to look like fools, showing up only to be stood up. I know I am worried about this with you. O look who's talking now!! Look at you!!
Mr. hide from the LA Guns show. Hide from the WASP show. Beg me not to show at your own gig!!
That's you!!
I've been busy, asshole. I stated the dates months ago. I didn't even know if I'd be able to go. But I did go. I was traveling with my fucking family, dickwad. Fuckface. I didn't want to commit to something then not be able to go. It had to be fly by the seat. I wasn't going to go out if my family was still up. My little shits are teenagers now, assfucker.
Am I supposed to say, "Hey it's been great spending time with you, little shits. But there are some old French cock rockers I met on the internet, so I have to bail on this family time, slam a beer, and walk to the bar."
Do you understand? Fuckface. It had to be a fly by the seat of the ass. Thursday night, everybody was in bed. I could make it out, so I PMed Psychobolia. He was already on his way home. Fine. I get it. But don't come on here and act like I'm the pussy going home before midnight, or I'm the one avoiding people, or I'm the one that doesn't have sweet baller guns.
Don't. Just don't. Don't say that. Don't act like that.
Okay?
The Nobleman So aggro...
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 27, 2023 4:21:26 GMT 1
O look who's talking now!! Look at you!!
Mr. hide from the LA Guns show. Hide from the WASP show. Beg me not to show at your own gig!!
That's you!!
I've been busy, asshole. I stated the dates months ago. I didn't even know if I'd be able to go. But I did go. I was traveling with my fucking family, dickwad. Fuckface. I didn't want to commit to something then not be able to go. It had to be fly by the seat. I wasn't going to go out if my family was still up. My little shits are teenagers now, assfucker.
Am I supposed to say, "Hey it's been great spending time with you, little shits. But there are some old French cock rockers I met on the internet, so I have to bail on this family time, slam a beer, and walk to the bar."
Do you understand? Fuckface. It had to be a fly by the seat of the ass. Thursday night, everybody was in bed. I could make it out, so I PMed Psychobolia. He was already on his way home. Fine. I get it. But don't come on here and act like I'm the pussy going home before midnight, or I'm the one avoiding people, or I'm the one that doesn't have sweet baller guns.
Don't. Just don't. Don't say that. Don't act like that.
Okay?
The Nobleman So aggro... If you come to our Cali GTG, I will bench you.
How does that sound, champ?
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Post by psychobolia on Feb 27, 2023 14:22:10 GMT 1
I PMed Psychobolia at 11:34pm Thursday night that I was going to Stolly's - the bar he and *ech* picked months ago on this very board!! (the sign spells it, "Stoli," so somebody figure that out).
Twenty minutes later, he PMed saying, "Ah fudge, I literally hopped on the métro home from your area when I got this!"
He knew where I was, and he says he had already gone home before midnight. Then he posts on here that he was at a bar a kilometer away, implying that he was out when I was out and that I didn't tell him where I'd be.
But I did tell him. And he went the other way. Just like Huey does.
Ha! Back in December, when you posted your Paris dates, I penciled them into my Calendar "Aristocrat in Paris". I planned ahead for this ruckus.
On February 16th, I PM'd you asking if you're still coming to town. Zero response... until the 23rd at 11:34 PM (frog central time), late on your SECOND night here. As I'd not heard any news from you the previous day, your supposed first night on the town, I figured you didn't make it to France...
So, on the 23rd, a Thursday, I went out for drinks with a friend in the Châtelet area (I even walked past the Black Dog on my way to the other bar I went to). My friend had work the next day so she went home at around 11PM and I did the same, I hopped onto metro line 1 westbound and then metro line 13. I saw your message by the time I was already southbound on the 2nd metro. You then said, "Let's say Black Dog tomorrow (Friday) night. I'll try and make it. I'll be the tall American wearing a grey scarf and grey jacket."
I replied early on the afternoon of the 24th, that I was down/avail for the Black Dog that night, to which you promptly replied that you're not gonna be able to make it that night: "Our flight leaves early tomorrow morning." Shirley you knew about the flight times ahead of time when you suggested we shoot for tomorrow, non?!
I still had hope, I suggested an early happy hour, bring the family (I've seen kids at the Black Dog before, it's also a restaurant), we coulda woofed down a shot or two of absynthe. And just in case, yes, I really did have my mini tape measure on me! But no reply...crickets...deafening silence!
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Feb 27, 2023 16:30:10 GMT 1
Wow, Pants on Fire:VP of Fabrication didn’t tell the truth about the failed meetup? Shocking.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 27, 2023 23:50:46 GMT 1
I PMed Psychobolia at 11:34pm Thursday night that I was going to Stolly's - the bar he and *ech* picked months ago on this very board!! (the sign spells it, "Stoli," so somebody figure that out).
Twenty minutes later, he PMed saying, "Ah fudge, I literally hopped on the métro home from your area when I got this!"
He knew where I was, and he says he had already gone home before midnight. Then he posts on here that he was at a bar a kilometer away, implying that he was out when I was out and that I didn't tell him where I'd be.
But I did tell him. And he went the other way. Just like Huey does.
Ha! Back in December, when you posted your Paris dates, I penciled them into my Calendar "Aristocrat in Paris". I planned ahead for this ruckus.
On February 16th, I PM'd you asking if you're still coming to town. Zero response... until the 23rd at 11:34 PM (frog central time), late on your SECOND night here. As I'd not heard any news from you the previous day, your supposed first night on the town, I figured you didn't make it to France...
So, on the 23rd, a Thursday, I went out for drinks with a friend in the Châtelet area (I even walked past the Black Dog on my way to the other bar I went to). My friend had work the next day so she went home at around 11PM and I did the same, I hopped onto metro line 1 westbound and then metro line 13. I saw your message by the time I was already southbound on the 2nd metro. You then said, "Let's say Black Dog tomorrow (Friday) night. I'll try and make it. I'll be the tall American wearing a grey scarf and grey jacket."
I replied early on the afternoon of the 24th, that I was down/avail for the Black Dog that night, to which you promptly replied that you're not gonna be able to make it that night: "Our flight leaves early tomorrow morning." Shirley you knew about the flight times ahead of time when you suggested we shoot for tomorrow, non?!
I still had hope, I suggested an early happy hour, bring the family (I've seen kids at the Black Dog before, it's also a restaurant), we coulda woofed down a shot or two of absynthe. And just in case, yes, I really did have my mini tape measure on me! But no reply...crickets...deafening silence!
I can only write the words, but it is upon you to read them. I can lead a Frenchman to water, but I cannot make him drank it. "I'll try and make it," I wrote in the PM quoted above (non-committal). I can only go out after the family is asleep, I wrote in the posts about this board. I can only go out late, I wrote in the posts upon this board.
Never mind the Louis Vuitton Exhibit, folks. We've got to meet Uncle Psychobolia out for dranks. We have only two non-travel days in Paris. Let's make one of them Psychobolia Day. No, I've never met him. Yes, he plays in a death metal band but still likes the cock rock. Yes, he has shitty taste in Maiden. Yes, he likes it when obese French girls sing, "Girls, Girls, Girls."
I juggle balls, sir. I juggle balls. I've got my hands on a lot of balls of late, in case that wasn't evident and repeatedly stated herein. I juggle balls. I'm not logging into Electric Eye, checking my PMs as I'm driving about the English countryside. I'm juggling balls, sir.
No, I didn't know when my flight was leaving until the day before. Why? The bitch booked the flight months ago as I was juggling my balls. I'm not lying around looking for something to do. I'm juggling balls. I had my hand on your ball on Thursday night. If it was such a big whoop, you could have taken the 5 minute metro ride back. There were a few slutty American girls in that bar you might have enjoyed. But you don't see me whining. I was intentionally non-committal from the outset, and that's why I set no fixed day and time. My balls are in the air. I did my best, but your ball was not the only ball this Nobleman was juggling.
And now your ball has hit the Parisian cement and shattered like an œuf dégueu.
The Nobleman
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