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Post by therealgws on Mar 1, 2023 20:42:32 GMT 1
While you punks are measuring your biceps I'll run you ragged in the real world and bend you like a pretzel. Oh yeah, turning 59 tomorrow. Bite me... Hey, you dont have to build yourself up by putting others down. It's called knowing the room. Toxic is as toxic does... |
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 1, 2023 20:42:35 GMT 1
Lost 8 lbs the last three weeks You can only lose about 1 lb of fat a week Welcome back Hugey! How do you feel about gettin into some of POF:VPoF's cheesy queso dip? |
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Post by therealgws on Mar 1, 2023 20:55:23 GMT 1
Also how is fatASS PoF calling me FAT not "putting others down"...
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 1, 2023 22:39:07 GMT 1
You said "punks", plural. you must have meant more than just him, that your were gonna bend like a pretzel.
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Post by therealgws on Mar 1, 2023 23:43:06 GMT 1
You said "punks", plural. you must have meant more than just him, that your were gonna bend like a pretzel. Didn't want anyone to feel excluded... |
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 2, 2023 1:17:07 GMT 1
I'll run you ragged in the real world and bend you like a pretzel. Oh yeah, turning 59 tomorrow. Bite me...
The confused ramblings of a hypocritical wannabe aggro dopehead.
Dope. It clouds the mind.
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 2, 2023 2:32:26 GMT 1
While you punks are measuring your biceps I'll run you ragged in the real world and bend you like a pretzel. Oh yeah, turning 59 tomorrow. Bite me... Hey, you dont have to build yourself up by putting others down.
You called him a raging cunt a few days ago.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 2, 2023 8:13:06 GMT 1
Hey, you dont have to build yourself up by putting others down.
You called him a raging cunt a few days ago.
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Post by suckit on Mar 2, 2023 13:25:29 GMT 1
After this debacle, he will forever ve known as PoF: VPoF, in perpetuity, all across the universe.
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Post by psychobolia on Mar 2, 2023 16:02:13 GMT 1
Back on topic, Stolly's!
Was there last night, full report:
- No Nobleman,
- Had a Cheap Blonde and an IPA,
- They played Physical Graffiti in full, followed by a bunch of stoner bands I didn't recognise,
- The staff were new and French.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 2, 2023 16:46:15 GMT 1
Any men proudly wearing scarves?
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Post by psychobolia on Mar 2, 2023 17:22:55 GMT 1
Haha no, but a few slutty Américains, prolly the same ones OB saw.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 2, 2023 17:34:37 GMT 1
Did you impress them with your new swole pecs, and sing them a few bars of the Moby song?
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Post by psychobolia on Mar 2, 2023 18:55:43 GMT 1
Nah, they were excercise-deficient!
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Post by suckit on Mar 3, 2023 1:45:33 GMT 1
Back on topic, Stolly's! Was there last night, full report: - No Nobleman, - Had a Cheap Blonde and an IPA, - They played Physical Graffiti in full wut |
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 3, 2023 4:57:28 GMT 1
Haha no, but a few slutty Américains, prolly the same ones OB saw.
Good God!! Have American sluts infested every crevice of this globe?
Do you want to know what other sluts I come across? Swedish sluts!! Which is amazing because the population of Sweden is so small. But I'm always running across Swedish sluts. In LA, in Vegas, in Rome. Swedish sluts. They must have money. Also Icelandic sluts in Rome. Do you want to know what type of sluts I didn't come across in Rome?
Do you?!
Roman sluts!! At least not female ones. No Italian sluts in Rome!!
Not one!!
This is what happens when you go to tourist bars.
Me?
I had an IPA at Stolly's (Stoli). It was decent (a welcome change from England). "Smells like Teen Spirit" was playing as I got my beer. There was no music on the patio. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is pretty lame when compared to the Chaos AD album at Cantada II when I visited Paris years ago.
Say.
All these French bars in the 3rd and 4th look the same. There are all these little bars everywhere. How do you determine which one to go to? Same thing with the cafes. They're everywhere. Do you just go to what's close?
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Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Mar 3, 2023 5:11:53 GMT 1
Lost 8 lbs the last three weeks halfway to losing the "wedding 15" before my daughter gets married in June. 4-5 workouts a week. Basketball, jumprope and heavybag. Nothing but a banana, orange and 180 calorie salad to eat until dinnertime. While you punks are measuring your biceps I'll run you ragged in the real world and bend you like a pretzel. Oh yeah, turning 59 tomorrow. Bite me...
Your fucking old.
Tell your daughter to drop me a line if she wants to have one last fling before the big day.
If you want to loan me a camera, we can make a video of the month out of it if she is down.
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Post by therealgws on Mar 3, 2023 6:16:16 GMT 1
Lost 8 lbs the last three weeks halfway to losing the "wedding 15" before my daughter gets married in June. 4-5 workouts a week. Basketball, jumprope and heavybag. Nothing but a banana, orange and 180 calorie salad to eat until dinnertime. While you punks are measuring your biceps I'll run you ragged in the real world and bend you like a pretzel. Oh yeah, turning 59 tomorrow. Bite me...
Your fucking old.
Tell your daughter to drop me a line if she wants to have one last fling before the big day.
If you want to loan me a camera, we can make a video of the month out of it if she is down.
- the one last fling KnäveI'd be honored... |
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Post by psychobolia on Mar 3, 2023 8:47:32 GMT 1
Haha no, but a few slutty Américains, prolly the same ones OB saw.
Do you want to know what other sluts I come across? Swedish sluts!! Which is amazing because the population of Sweden is so small. But I'm always running across Swedish sluts. In LA, in Vegas, in Rome. Swedish sluts. They must have money.
I had an IPA at Stolly's (Stoli). It was decent (a welcome change from England). "Smells like Teen Spirit" was playing as I got my beer. There was no music on the patio. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is pretty lame when compared to the Chaos AD album at Cantada II when I visited Paris years ago.
All these French bars in the 3rd and 4th look the same. There are all these little bars everywhere. How do you determine which one to go to? Same thing with the cafes. They're everywhere. Do you just go to what's close?
The NoblemanYeah, plenty of Swedes in Paris...another bar to check out is La Perle (5 min walk from Stolly's), lots of Swedes there (esp. during Fashion Week)...the only chick I ever banged from there was a cute Swedish milf wearing a Maiden tshirt! (that's also the bar where designer John Galiano went on his infamous anti-semitic tirade, captured on video)... Cantada II closed a few years ago unfortunately, problems with neighbours/neighbourhood they say...yes they usually had really good music playing and a big absythe selection to boot. Those bars you're referring to are likely just bistrots/brasseries. I'm a creature of habit, I tend to only go to the usual haunts where my friends go, cuz they're the best (and the chick/dude ration is the best): Stolly's, La Perle, Le St.-Gervais, and in Châtelet: O'Sullivans, Black Dog and Le Gobelet d'Argent...that's where it's at! I passed by Stolly's again last night, but I was solo and I didn't see anyone I knew...I ended up back in my neighborhood's breton bar where a blues band was playing... ran into an older Californian guitarist I know (goes by the name of the Cisco Kid, he does shows where he's all by himself singing and playing guitar, he kicks ass, does killer renditions of CCR, Stones, Fleetwood Mac, etc.)... he told me an interesting story, back in 1976 he banged Tawn Mastrey (he remembers the year because that was the year his son was born, yup he was a cheater), and around this same timeframe he says she also banged Dio! She was a 22/23 year old DJ at KSJO and interviewed him. I guess this was he was touring or promoting Rising. So it's not just American sluts that have invaded the globe - or maybe just Paris - it's Americans in general, they dig it here. I'm a lifer methinks, on the Jim Morisson plan. |
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 31, 2023 5:20:12 GMT 1
It's official. Our next EE GTG will be this Saturday night at Navajo Live in way way east San Diego!!
See you there!!
The Nobleman
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