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Post by suckit on Feb 28, 2023 18:12:11 GMT 1
You may want to leave out ech... he'll take pictures.
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 28, 2023 19:25:22 GMT 1
I can only write the words, but it is upon you to read them. I can lead a Frenchman to water, but I cannot make him drank it. "I'll try and make it," I wrote in the PM quoted above (non-committal). I can only go out after the family is asleep, I wrote in the posts about this board. I can only go out late, I wrote in the posts upon this board.
Never mind the Louis Vuitton Exhibit, folks. We've got to meet Uncle Psychobolia out for dranks. We have only two non-travel days in Paris. Let's make one of them Psychobolia Day. No, I've never met him. Yes, he plays in a death metal band but still likes the cock rock. Yes, he has shitty taste in Maiden. Yes, he likes it when obese French girls sing, "Girls, Girls, Girls."
I juggle balls, sir. I juggle balls. I've got my hands on a lot of balls of late, in case that wasn't evident and repeatedly stated herein. I juggle balls. I'm not logging into Electric Eye, checking my PMs as I'm driving about the English countryside. I'm juggling balls, sir.
No, I didn't know when my flight was leaving until the day before. Why? The bitch booked the flight months ago as I was juggling my balls. I'm not lying around looking for something to do. I'm juggling balls. I had my hand on your ball on Thursday night. If it was such a big whoop, you could have taken the 5 minute metro ride back. There were a few slutty American girls in that bar you might have enjoyed. But you don't see me whining. I was intentionally non-committal from the outset, and that's why I set no fixed day and time. My balls are in the air. I did my best, but your ball was not the only ball this Nobleman was juggling.
And now your ball has hit the Parisian cement and shattered like an œuf dégueu.
The Nobleman Wow, you're really into balls eh?! I counted a dozen balls in your post. But facts is facts. I PM'd you 2 weeks ago, and from then on: crickets. Why didn't you just bring up your ball grabbing/ball juggling right away? As easy as saying "yup, I'm still going to Paris, but I might only know at the very last minute if I can go out and Eiffel bitches and throw back beverages." At least I would have been better prepared to receive a last minute PM. As you didn't even acknowledge your Parisian arrival, I figured you weren't even in town, I certainly didn't expect a last-minute PM on your 2nd night here. But if I'd known you were in town, I would have checked EE for a PM before hopping on that metro. Just in time to hang out with you and those slutty American chicks you say were dranking at the bar. You're the bad guy here! And you will have to live with that FOREVER. Or at least until your next trip to Frantz! Say. When did you and Ronnie decide to turn this place into The Real House Bitches of Electric Eye?
You weren’t wronged. I can’t respond to a PM that I don’t know exists. My telephone isn’t hardwired to this cock rock. When I’m busy slayin’ dragons, I’m not cock rockin’. It seemed a worthy experiment to hang given I was visiting. The logistics didn’t work out. It happens. But I’ve already been over this, and there’s really nowhere else to go.
A man lets something like this go. Especially a man of four or five decades.
As *ech* did. As I did. A man doesn’t get petty and take it to meltdown mode on the internet. Like a Ronnie Ramone.
He does not.
No.
He controls himself, and he remains composed. Like a Nobleman.
The Nobleman
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 28, 2023 19:29:40 GMT 1
Yeah, the jury rests for psych. #suckitcrat The parties rest, not the jury. The jury deliberates and issues verdicts.
Dumbass.
The Nobleman
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Post by Aristocrat on Feb 28, 2023 19:38:36 GMT 1
Don’t worry, psychobolia. The LA gtg will be much better planned. I’m responsible, I’m organized, I prioritize, I make time for my Bros even with a busy schedj, and I don’t deflect or gaslight or purposely leave out ech.
PantsOnFire will be encouraged to attend, scarf and all, but we'll have fun even if he doesnt come.
Can I bring my famous macaroni salad?
The Nobleman
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Feb 28, 2023 20:23:47 GMT 1
Don’t worry, psychobolia. The LA gtg will be much better planned. I’m responsible, I’m organized, I prioritize, I make time for my Bros even with a busy schedj, and I don’t deflect or gaslight or purposely leave out ech.
PantsOnFire will be encouraged to attend, scarf and all, but we'll have fun even if he doesnt come.
Can I bring my famous macaroni salad?
The NoblemanMmmm!!
Great, now i'm hungry. Hopefully i wont become a fatass.
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Post by psychobolia on Feb 28, 2023 21:45:29 GMT 1
Wow, you're really into balls eh?! I counted a dozen balls in your post. But facts is facts. I PM'd you 2 weeks ago, and from then on: crickets. Why didn't you just bring up your ball grabbing/ball juggling right away? As easy as saying "yup, I'm still going to Paris, but I might only know at the very last minute if I can go out and Eiffel bitches and throw back beverages." At least I would have been better prepared to receive a last minute PM. As you didn't even acknowledge your Parisian arrival, I figured you weren't even in town, I certainly didn't expect a last-minute PM on your 2nd night here. But if I'd known you were in town, I would have checked EE for a PM before hopping on that metro. Just in time to hang out with you and those slutty American chicks you say were dranking at the bar. You're the bad guy here! And you will have to live with that FOREVER. Or at least until your next trip to Frantz! Say. When did you and Ronnie decide to turn this place into The Real House Bitches of Electric Eye?
You weren’t wronged. I can’t respond to a PM that I don’t know exists. My telephone isn’t hardwired to this cock rock. When I’m busy slayin’ dragons, I’m not cock rockin’. It seemed a worthy experiment to hang given I was visiting. The logistics didn’t work out. It happens. But I’ve already been over this, and there’s really nowhere else to go.
A man lets something like this go. Especially a man of four or five decades.
As *ech* did. As I did. A man doesn’t get petty and take it to meltdown mode on the internet. Like a Ronnie Ramone.
He does not.
No.
He controls himself, and he remains composed. Like a Nobleman.
The NoblemanWho's melting down...?! I'm pretty sure you're making a bigger deal of all this than I am! And spending more time writing your creative responses, while I just tap out quick and easy facts.
Yes, it's no big deal and we can move on. I might even go to Stolly's tomorrow night, if it's not too packed.
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Post by therealgws on Feb 28, 2023 22:54:28 GMT 1
If you come to our Cali GTG, I will bench you.
How does that sound, champ?
The Nobleman Can't bench a starter without repercussions bro...
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 1, 2023 5:20:37 GMT 1
If you come to our Cali GTG, I will bench you.
How does that sound, champ?
The Nobleman Can't bench a starter without repercussions bro... Like this.
I'm the He-Man. You're the little bitch.
The Nobleman
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 1, 2023 5:22:42 GMT 1
Can I bring my famous macaroni salad?
The NoblemanMmmm!!
Great, now i'm hungry. Hopefully i wont become a fatass.
How about I also bring my famous queso dip?!
Yes?!
The Nobleman
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Post by therealgws on Mar 1, 2023 5:44:16 GMT 1
Can't bench a starter without repercussions bro... Like this.
I'm the He-Man. You're the little bitch.
The NoblemanTry again Dumbbell...
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Mar 1, 2023 5:56:09 GMT 1
Can't bench a starter without repercussions bro... Like this.
I'm the He-Man. You're the little bitch.
The Nobleman Nobleman,
No belts were needed. It would have been more impressive if he had found a more efficient way of holding them up in the air. Are you back in the states? Did you bring a plague down upon your house while travelling overseas?
- the Knäve
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 1, 2023 7:39:05 GMT 1
Can't bench a starter without repercussions bro... Like this.
I'm the He-Man. You're the little bitch.
The NoblemanCareful. Those women arent like perfectly balanced barbells. they are oddly weighted. You might want to train for this using something where the weight moves around. Maybe, oh, i dunno. Heavy sandbags?
Also, I dont eat cheezy dip. But you're thinking about making sure everyone has tasty treats, and that sounds very thoughtful.
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 1, 2023 10:03:53 GMT 1
Like this.
I'm the He-Man. You're the little bitch.
The Nobleman Nobleman,
No belts were needed. It would have been more impressive if he had found a more efficient way of holding them up in the air. Are you back in the states? Did you bring a plague down upon your house while travelling overseas?
- the Knäve Well, this was intended to help poor gws understand. His brain was missing the concept - as if often does.
But on second thought, he's a big fat fucker, and I do not want to touch him, so I'm canceling the human bench press.
My nuclear family traveled with me. Everybody but the pets. But I did bring the plague home in January and re-infected my bitch for the second time.
Ha ha ha.
The Nobleman
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 1, 2023 10:07:05 GMT 1
I dont eat cheezy dip. But you're thinking about making sure everyone has tasty treats, and that sounds very thoughtful. You don't eat cheesy dip? Why is that? Everybody likes cheesy dip.
I'd like to bring something special for you. What if I brought my famous jalapeno burgers on glazed donut buns?
How does that sound?
The Nobleman
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suckit
Let's make the news, you handsome cannibal!
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Post by suckit on Mar 1, 2023 13:04:37 GMT 1
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Ron Burgunfeces
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 1, 2023 15:31:55 GMT 1
Why are you bringing fatass food? Maybe some kale chips and tofu steaks?
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Mar 1, 2023 17:47:09 GMT 1
Lost 8 lbs the last three weeks halfway to losing the "wedding 15" before my daughter gets married in June. 4-5 workouts a week. Basketball, jumprope and heavybag. Nothing but a banana, orange and 180 calorie salad to eat until dinnertime. While you punks are measuring your biceps I'll run you ragged in the real world and bend you like a pretzel. Oh yeah, turning 59 tomorrow. Bite me...
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 1, 2023 19:58:28 GMT 1
While you punks are measuring your biceps I'll run you ragged in the real world and bend you like a pretzel. Oh yeah, turning 59 tomorrow. Bite me... Hey, you dont have to build yourself up by putting others down.
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HugeyRamone
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Post by HugeyRamone on Mar 1, 2023 20:22:53 GMT 1
Lost 8 lbs the last three weeks You can only lose about 1 lb of fat a week
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Post by therealgws on Mar 1, 2023 20:41:41 GMT 1
Lost 8 lbs the last three weeks You can only lose about 1 lb of fat a week Nobody mentioned fat. Talk to my scale...
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