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Post by Aristocrat on Apr 5, 2023 0:33:18 GMT 1
I am so super sorry I missed this. Maybe the most epic night in EE history. Well done all... You could have ruckused with Ronnie Ramone when he was in Norcal for his fool's Crue gig, but you opted to stay home and smoke dope instead.
Why?
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Post by helluvaguy on Apr 5, 2023 0:40:28 GMT 1
I believe in a thing called love.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 5, 2023 0:46:00 GMT 1
I am so super sorry I missed this. Maybe the most epic night in EE history. Well done all... You could have ruckused with Ronnie Ramone when he was in Norcal for his fool's Crue gig, but you opted to stay home and smoke dope instead.
Why?
The NoblemanHey, why live with regerts? As a road dawg, i will be in nor cal in a little over 3 weeks. If he's worried about epic EE ruckus FOMO, he could come then!
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Post by therealgws on Apr 5, 2023 1:28:03 GMT 1
I am so super sorry I missed this. Maybe the most epic night in EE history. Well done all... You could have ruckused with Ronnie Ramone when he was in Norcal for his fool's Crue gig, but you opted to stay home and smoke dope instead.
Why?
The NoblemanWalnut Creek vs. East, East San Diego? Plus an appearance by The NOBleman? Not the same thing. Plus, when in doubt, stay home and smoke dope. Works well for me...
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Post by therealgws on Apr 5, 2023 1:28:43 GMT 1
You could have ruckused with Ronnie Ramone when he was in Norcal for his fool's Crue gig, but you opted to stay home and smoke dope instead.
Why?
The NoblemanHey, why live with regerts? As a road dawg, i will be in nor cal in a little over 3 weeks. If he's worried about epic EE ruckus FOMO, he could come then! Send me the deets. Yes I said the deets. Worse than totes? Probably...
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Post by heenansnuka on Apr 5, 2023 7:45:39 GMT 1
Send me the deets. Yes I said the deets. Worse than totes? Probably... nice!!!
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 5, 2023 18:50:40 GMT 1
Hey, why live with regerts? As a road dawg, i will be in nor cal in a little over 3 weeks. If he's worried about epic EE ruckus FOMO, he could come then! Send me the deets. Yes I said the deets. Worse than totes? Probably... Same place- Retro Junkie Walnut Creek. 4/29. If you come, you can be on the list +1 for "The real GWS plus bag of dope" and you have to help me empty my bar tab. No probz if you got other crap going on, tho.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Apr 5, 2023 18:56:14 GMT 1
Bahana lives in Nor Cal!!!! Maybe he can go. Do you guys stick to Priest? Or do you play any Stryper?
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Post by Aristocrat on Apr 5, 2023 22:29:41 GMT 1
Send me the deets. Yes I said the deets. Worse than totes? Probably... Same place- Retro Junkie Walnut Creek. 4/29. If you come, you can be on the list +1 for "The real GWS plus bag of dope" and you have to help me empty my bar tab. No probz if you got other crap going on, tho. O this is fun!! Is this a fool's Priest gig or one of the other Ronnie bands?
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Post by Aristocrat on Apr 5, 2023 22:49:56 GMT 1
Do you want to know what other sluts I come across? Swedish sluts!! Which is amazing because the population of Sweden is so small. But I'm always running across Swedish sluts. In LA, in Vegas, in Rome. Swedish sluts. They must have money.
I had an IPA at Stolly's (Stoli). It was decent (a welcome change from England). "Smells like Teen Spirit" was playing as I got my beer. There was no music on the patio. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is pretty lame when compared to the Chaos AD album at Cantada II when I visited Paris years ago.
All these French bars in the 3rd and 4th look the same. There are all these little bars everywhere. How do you determine which one to go to? Same thing with the cafes. They're everywhere. Do you just go to what's close?
The NoblemanYeah, plenty of Swedes in Paris...another bar to check out is La Perle (5 min walk from Stolly's), lots of Swedes there (esp. during Fashion Week)...the only chick I ever banged from there was a cute Swedish milf wearing a Maiden tshirt! (that's also the bar where designer John Galiano went on his infamous anti-semitic tirade, captured on video)... Cantada II closed a few years ago unfortunately, problems with neighbours/neighbourhood they say...yes they usually had really good music playing and a big absythe selection to boot. Those bars you're referring to are likely just bistrots/brasseries. I'm a creature of habit, I tend to only go to the usual haunts where my friends go, cuz they're the best (and the chick/dude ration is the best): Stolly's, La Perle, Le St.-Gervais, and in Châtelet: O'Sullivans, Black Dog and Le Gobelet d'Argent...that's where it's at! I passed by Stolly's again last night, but I was solo and I didn't see anyone I knew...I ended up back in my neighborhood's breton bar where a blues band was playing... ran into an older Californian guitarist I know (goes by the name of the Cisco Kid, he does shows where he's all by himself singing and playing guitar, he kicks ass, does killer renditions of CCR, Stones, Fleetwood Mac, etc.)... he told me an interesting story, back in 1976 he banged Tawn Mastrey (he remembers the year because that was the year his son was born, yup he was a cheater), and around this same timeframe he says she also banged Dio! She was a 22/23 year old DJ at KSJO and interviewed him. I guess this was he was touring or promoting Rising. So it's not just American sluts that have invaded the globe - or maybe just Paris - it's Americans in general, they dig it here. I'm a lifer methinks, on the Jim Morisson plan. Is this the MILF in the Maiden shirt you banged?
I do seem to remember Cantada II being in a not-so-great neighborhood. Huge absinthe selection, but the bartender bitch had an attitude and served it incorrectly.
The Jim Morrison plan... Were you born in America or France? If you were born in America, how and when did you learn to speak French? What is the timeline of when and where you lived? Are your parents French?
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 5, 2023 23:39:01 GMT 1
Same place- Retro Junkie Walnut Creek. 4/29. If you come, you can be on the list +1 for "The real GWS plus bag of dope" and you have to help me empty my bar tab. No probz if you got other crap going on, tho. O this is fun!! Is this a fool's Priest gig or one of the other Ronnie bands?
The NoblemanThis would be the Foo Croo.
Oh, I just thought of something. You bought me a beer, a Bud in a bottle. Bottle beer is good in a ruckus, it has a tiny hole, so less will be spilled in the pit. You had a pint glass of something. Most likely a mix of hoity and toity. I said to myself: "Self, when Crat's drank gets low, you must offer to get Crat a drank of the same kind, to re-up his level of imbibement". Yet, time and again, I kept staring at your three-quarter level full pint, depriving me of the ability to hook a brotha up. I thought you liked to drank and brang the ruckus?
No?
And were using the services of Über to not get a famous Sandy Eggo DUI?
No?
Could it be your sobriety was interfering with your gaydar, something I assumed (and still believe) you had to be gay to possess?
No?
Hmm. This could explain a lot. Or make it even more murky.
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Post by therealgws on Apr 6, 2023 0:49:45 GMT 1
O this is fun!! Is this a fool's Priest gig or one of the other Ronnie bands?
The NoblemanThis would be the Foo Croo.
Oh, I just thought of something. You bought me a beer, a Bud in a bottle. Bottle beer is good in a ruckus, it has a tiny hole, so less will be spilled in the pit. You had a pint glass of something. Most likely a mix of hoity and toity. I said to myself: "Self, when Crat's drank gets low, you must offer to get Crat a drank of the same kind, to re-up his level of imbibement". Yet, time and again, I kept staring at your three-quarter level full pint, depriving me of the ability to hook a brotha up. I thought you liked to drank and brang the ruckus?
No?
And were using the services of Über to not get a famous Sandy Eggo DUI?
No?
Could it be your sobriety was interfering with your gaydar, something I assumed (and still believe) you had to be gay to possess?
No?
Hmm. This could explain a lot. Or make it even more murky.
Color me intrigued...
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Apr 6, 2023 1:03:48 GMT 1
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Post by Aristocrat on Apr 6, 2023 2:41:23 GMT 1
O this is fun!! Is this a fool's Priest gig or one of the other Ronnie bands?
The NoblemanThis would be the Foo Croo.
Oh, I just thought of something. You bought me a beer, a Bud in a bottle. Bottle beer is good in a ruckus, it has a tiny hole, so less will be spilled in the pit. You had a pint glass of something. Most likely a mix of hoity and toity. I said to myself: "Self, when Crat's drank gets low, you must offer to get Crat a drank of the same kind, to re-up his level of imbibement". Yet, time and again, I kept staring at your three-quarter level full pint, depriving me of the ability to hook a brotha up. I thought you liked to drank and brang the ruckus?
No?
And were using the services of Über to not get a famous Sandy Eggo DUI?
No?
Could it be your sobriety was interfering with your gaydar, something I assumed (and still believe) you had to be gay to possess?
No?
Hmm. This could explain a lot. Or make it even more murky.
O Well Whoopty Do!! Whoopty Do!! Heaven forbid we talk to Psychobolia for a bit about his life and his Swedish bitches!!
Now Whoopty Do!! Whoopty Do!! Whoopty Do!! It's the Ronnie Ramone show!! Whoopty Do!! 24-7 Ronnie Ramone!!
So Whoopty Do!! Whoopty Do!! Whoopty Do!!
I had a few dranks with the house bitch before I left my house!!
Then!!
I drank two pints of Sculpin at Navajo Live!! My pints started full and eventually emptied!! This happened twice!!
I took an Über both to and from the venue. The Nobleman was neither sober nor sloppy.
Although gaydar is likely better-tuned in gay people, it is not limited to gay people. That's retartet.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 6, 2023 15:59:28 GMT 1
Whoopty Do!! Whoopty Do!! Whoopty Do!! Whoopty do?
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Post by Bahana on Apr 6, 2023 19:59:02 GMT 1
I probably wont travel to the bay area to see a cover band...sorry.
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Post by Aristocrat on Apr 6, 2023 20:09:06 GMT 1
I probably wont travel to the bay area to see a cover band...sorry. The Nobleman
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 6, 2023 20:37:56 GMT 1
I probably wont travel to the bay area to see a cover band...sorry. The NoblemanHey, apparently he has a lot better taste than YOU do!!
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Post by suckit on Apr 7, 2023 3:12:32 GMT 1
Whoopty Do!! Whoopty Do!! Whoopty Do!! Whoopty do? My gaydar just broke.
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Post by psychobolia on Apr 7, 2023 9:12:14 GMT 1
Is this the MILF in the Maiden shirt you banged?
I do seem to remember Cantada II being in a not-so-great neighborhood. Huge absinthe selection, but the bartender bitch had an attitude and served it incorrectly.
The Jim Morrison plan... Were you born in America or France? If you were born in America, how and when did you learn to speak French? What is the timeline of when and where you lived? Are your parents French?
The NoblemanYucks! Nice Photoshop. No, she was mid-30s, long dark brown hair, I don't have a picture but remember her name was Sandra... Cantada II is in a pretty lively neighbourhood, but there's definitely worse areas in Paris. It's right by the Oberkampf street, which is riddled with bars and a pretty fun area. I miss Cantada II, back when they were doing concerts, that was our best paid gig in Paris. Born in the US, my mom's French, my dad was Spanish/Basque. Learned French and English pretty much at the same time, bilingual by 3 or 4, lived in California from 81 to 01 (interspersed with yearly extended vacations in France) and then moved to France in 01. Goddamn, now you know everything about me! Since this is an interrogation, here's what I did last night and where: had a pint at Ker Beer (breton bar in Montparnasse area) with a friend from San Diego here on a business trip and then I made dinner for my roommate at home!
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