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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 4, 2024 6:40:38 GMT 1
These are the bands we'll be ranking.
AeroSHIT (1987 - present)
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Judas Priest
KISS
Manowar
Marilyn Manson
Monster Magnet
Rammstein
Type O Negative
W.A.S.P.
Wednesday 13
I'll go first. (with numbers)
1. Manowar
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Type O Negative
4. KISS
5. W.A.S.P.
6. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
7. Judas Priest
8. AeroSHIT (1987 - present)
9. Monster Magnet
10. Wednesday 13
11. Rammstein
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Post by psychobolia on Jul 4, 2024 8:52:13 GMT 1
5) AeroSHIT (1987 - present)
10 tie) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
1) Judas Priest
3) KISS
4) Manowar
8) Marilyn Manson
10 tie) Monster Magnet
6) Rammstein
9) Type O Negative
2) W.A.S.P.
7) Wednesday 13
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Post by IMS (VP of Shennanigans) on Jul 4, 2024 9:06:24 GMT 1
5) AeroSHIT (1987 - present) 10 tie) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 1) Judas Priest 3) KISS 4) Manowar 8) Marilyn Manson 10 tie) Monster Magnet 6) Rammstein 9) Type O Negative 2) W.A.S.P. 7) Wednesday 13 
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH! Fucking hell! Do you hate us all? How much have you dranked tonight? For the love of God, why would you fucking do this to us? Do you not understand numbers?
- Me (The Knäve) *ech* PS When you sober up in the morning I unfucked your picks and put them in your designated order below. Just fucking copy and paste that shit over your fucked up shit and we can save someone's head from exploding and just forget this whole fucking text shit show of yours. 1) Judas Priest 2) W.A.S.P. 3) KISS 4) Manowar 5) AeroSHIT (1987 - present) 6) Rammstein 7) Wednesday 13 8) Marilyn Manson 9) Type O Negative 10) (tie) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club & Monster Magnet |
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Post by vinceneilgiraldo on Jul 4, 2024 9:23:25 GMT 1
11. Rammstein 10. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 9. Wednesday 13 8. Type O Negative 7. Monster Magnet 6. WASP 5. Manowar 4. Marilyn Manson
3. Kiss
2. Judas Priest
1. Aerosmith ('87 forward)
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Post by psychobolia on Jul 4, 2024 9:48:59 GMT 1
5) AeroSHIT (1987 - present) 10 tie) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 1) Judas Priest 3) KISS 4) Manowar 8) Marilyn Manson 10 tie) Monster Magnet 6) Rammstein 9) Type O Negative 2) W.A.S.P. 7) Wednesday 13
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH! Fucking hell! Do you hate us all? How much have you dranked tonight? For the love of God, why would you fucking do this to us? Do you not understand numbers?
- Me (The Knäve) *ech* PS When you sober up in the morning I unfucked your picks and put them in your designated order below. Just fucking copy and paste that shit over your fucked up shit and we can save someone's head from exploding and just forget this whole fucking text shit show of yours. 1) Judas Priest 2) W.A.S.P. 3) KISS 4) Manowar 5) AeroSHIT (1987 - present) 6) Rammstein 7) Wednesday 13 8) Marilyn Manson 9) Type O Negative 10) (tie) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club & Monster Magnet Do you not appreciate Aristocrat's great effort to ALPHABETIZE all of these bands?! In an effort to salute and respect his great effort, I preserved the initial presentation order. But for those of you unable to quickly figure out my ranking: 1) Judas Priest 2) W.A.S.P. 3) KISS 4) Manowar 5) AeroSHIT (1987 - present) 6) Rammstein 7) Wednesday 13 8) Marilyn Manson 9) Type O Negative 10) (tie) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club & Monster Magnet |
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Post by IMS (VP of Shennanigans) on Jul 4, 2024 9:55:43 GMT 1
Blah, Blah, Blah...
- Me (The Knäve) *ech* Do you not appreciate Aristocrat's great effort to ALPHABETIZE all of these bands?! In an effort to salute and respect his great effort, I preserved the initial presentation order. Blah, Blah, Blah... 
*SIGH* but then he posted a fucking example that was in NUMERICAL and not ALPHABETICAL order! Are you high right now? Where were you educated? Do we blame the USA or France?
- Me (The Knäve) *ech* These are the bands we'll be ranking.
AeroSHIT (1987 - present)
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Judas Priest
KISS
Manowar
Marilyn Manson
Monster Magnet
Rammstein
Type O Negative
W.A.S.P.
Wednesday 13
I'll go first. (with numbers)
1. Manowar
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Type O Negative
4. KISS
5. W.A.S.P.
6. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
7. Judas Priest
8. AeroSHIT (1987 - present)
9. Monster Magnet
10. Wednesday 13
11. Rammstein
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 4, 2024 11:18:38 GMT 1
11. Rammstein 10. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 9. Wednesday 13 8. Type O Negative 7. Monster Magnet 6. WASP 5. Manowar 4. Marilyn Manson
3. Kiss
2. Judas Priest
1. Aerosmith ('87 forward)
Yep, I knew you were a KISS fan.
I don't know why you deny it.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 4, 2024 11:23:44 GMT 1
Where were you educated? Do we blame the USA or France?
Did you see the Suffocation video?
Psychobolia is an American living in Paris with lapels.
Which isn't a bad thing... I may be one myself in the not too distant future...
But I won't pretend to be French on the internet.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 4, 2024 11:26:48 GMT 1
These are the bands we'll be ranking.
AeroSHIT (1987 - present)
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Judas Priest
KISS
Manowar
Marilyn Manson
Monster Magnet
Rammstein
Type O Negative
W.A.S.P.
Wednesday 13
I'll go first. (with numbers)
1. Manowar
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Type O Negative
4. KISS
5. W.A.S.P.
6. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
7. Judas Priest
8. AeroSHIT (1987 - present)
9. Monster Magnet
10. Wednesday 13
11. Rammstein
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Castle Rat (bonus) Edition!!
1. Manowar
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Type O Negative
4. KISS
5. W.A.S.P.
6. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
7. Judas Priest
8. Castle Rat
9. AeroSHIT (1987 - present)
10. Monster Magnet
11. Wednesday 13
12. Rammstein
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 4, 2024 11:30:25 GMT 1
5) AeroSHIT (1987 - present) 10 tie) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 1) Judas Priest 3) KISS 4) Manowar 8) Marilyn Manson 10 tie) Monster Magnet 6) Rammstein 9) Type O Negative 2) W.A.S.P. 7) Wednesday 13
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH! Fucking hell! Do you hate us all? How much have you dranked tonight? For the love of God, why would you fucking do this to us? Do you not understand numbers?
- Me (The Knäve) *ech* PS When you sober up in the morning I unfucked your picks and put them in your designated order below. Just fucking copy and paste that shit over your fucked up shit and we can save someone's head from exploding and just forget this whole fucking text shit show of yours. 1) Judas Priest 2) W.A.S.P. 3) KISS 4) Manowar 5) AeroSHIT (1987 - present) 6) Rammstein 7) Wednesday 13 8) Marilyn Manson 9) Type O Negative 10) (tie) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club & Monster Magnet
It's the tie that makes it even more annoying. Psychobolia might be retartet.
If this were Chives, they'd throw his ballot right out.
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Post by IMS (VP of Shennanigans) on Jul 4, 2024 11:51:28 GMT 1
Where were you educated? Do we blame the USA or France?
Did you see the Suffocation video?
Psychobolia is an American living in Paris with lapels.
Which isn't a bad thing... I may be one myself in the not too distant future...
But I won't pretend to be French.
The Nobleman
It's the tie that makes it even more annoying. Psychobolia might be retartet.
If this were Chives, they'd throw his ballot right out.
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Let's put it in a French fucking narrative...
Like it fucking matters if you come in last place or next to last place when Christophe Lemaitre comes in first and officially becomes the first man purely of European descent (I think this is the nice fucking way of saying White in France) to run 100 meters in under 10 seconds and beat some darkies (probably not a nice way to say African descent in France). Who came in last and 2nd to last on 9 July 2010? No one fucking cares they just remember that first place was the fastest documented white man in all of recorded fucking history...
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Post by psychobolia on Jul 4, 2024 12:46:16 GMT 1
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH! Fucking hell! Do you hate us all? How much have you dranked tonight? For the love of God, why would you fucking do this to us? Do you not understand numbers?
- Me (The Knäve) *ech* PS When you sober up in the morning I unfucked your picks and put them in your designated order below. Just fucking copy and paste that shit over your fucked up shit and we can save someone's head from exploding and just forget this whole fucking text shit show of yours. 1) Judas Priest 2) W.A.S.P. 3) KISS 4) Manowar 5) AeroSHIT (1987 - present) 6) Rammstein 7) Wednesday 13 8) Marilyn Manson 9) Type O Negative 10) (tie) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club & Monster Magnet
It's the tie that makes it even more annoying. Psychobolia might be retartet.
If this were Chives, they'd throw his ballot right out.
The NoblemanThe tie: I've never listened to either of these bands and can't be bothered. Today I plan on listening to Slaughter, Cavalera's new Sepultura re-recordings and Soulfly, not necessarily in that order. I even have some Stryper and Suffocation cued up in my hi-fi! As to my edumacation: 95% California, 5% France Today I will celebrate the 4th of July AND in 10 days I'll be celebrating Bastille Day (at the beyatch!). Any excuse to celebrate is good in my book. I might even celebrate Hannukah and I'm not even Jewish. |
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jul 4, 2024 14:05:12 GMT 1
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Post by vinceneilgiraldo on Jul 4, 2024 17:29:51 GMT 1
11. Rammstein 10. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 9. Wednesday 13 8. Type O Negative 7. Monster Magnet 6. WASP 5. Manowar 4. Marilyn Manson
3. Kiss
2. Judas Priest
1. Aerosmith ('87 forward)
Yep, I knew you were a KISS fan.
I don't know why you deny it.
The NoblemanNot a fan so much as I have heard little to nothing of the bands I placed kiss ahead of. I only know the one Rammstein song - Du Hast? And that's because it was rumored to be a favorite of the Columbine shooters. Didn't like it - boring, repetitive riff, no vocal melody. I've never heard anything by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club or Wednesday 13, but can't imagine either being as bad as Du Hast. I do remember hearing Negasonic Teenage Warhead on alternative radio and liked it. So that put Monster Magnet ahead of the others. I find WASP a tad overrated on these boards, and they never were nearly as big as some remember. But there are at least a few songs that stand the test of time. I never got Manowar, but I give them credit for two reasons. First, they stuck to their guns. We never got grunge Manowar, or modern rock Manowar. Secondly, they at least tried to be unique in their presentation, even if early on they saw it wouldn't work. But who else thought to be a mix of Iron Maiden and Chippendales? Marilyn Manson is mostly shtick; but there are some memorable songs. Mechanical Animals was ambitious, and for the most part, succeeded. Which brings us to Kiss. Of the 500 albums they released, I can string together about 20-25 minutes of songs I sorta like. It's like the broken clock being right twice a day. Kiss just made a lot more clocks than the bands behind them. |
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Post by therealgws on Jul 4, 2024 17:41:26 GMT 1
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Post by suckit on Jul 4, 2024 17:45:07 GMT 1
Yeah agree w/ Vince most of these bands suck AND are obscure, so Kiss ends up near the top by default because altho they also suck, they hung around for a long time.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 4, 2024 19:11:47 GMT 1
Yeah agree w/ Vince most of these bands suck AND are obscure, so Kiss ends up near the top by default because altho they also suck, they hung around for a long time.
If you think most of the bands on that list are obscure, you're either very young or very old.
Or.
You have an unnatural tether to Van Halen.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 4, 2024 19:14:46 GMT 1
I can string together about 20-25 minutes of songs I sorta like.
Right. Nobody likes more than 25 minutes of KISS.
Nobody.
You're a KISS fan just like fuckhuey and me.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jul 4, 2024 19:49:11 GMT 1
Popoff says a lot of wacky shit, but he's pretty dead on when it comes to Priest. The 70's shit is pretty good/almost sometimes great, but things really fell apart artistically for that band in the 80's. Somebody posted "Love Bites" the other day, and I was all, this is garbage. 80's Priest is mostly shit, and that's their legacy that everybody somehow seems to love.
Still.
That Tipton can play; he's one of the GOATs. But KK brings down the twin guits. Those two will never be Piper Holmes.
Now.
The other thing is.
Look at that top 6. I'll repost it. I don't give a fuck.
Here!
1. Manowar
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Type O Negative
4. KISS
5. W.A.S.P.
6. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
That's a solid top 6, it is. Is Priest better than BRMC? No, they are not. It's true BRMC never released a song as great as "Painkiller," but they're hella more consistent, and they got that badass sound. Priest is goofy. No way I can rank them higher even if BRMC is one of the most boring bands I've ever seen live.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Jul 4, 2024 20:05:13 GMT 1
Popoff says a lot of wacky shit, but he's pretty dead on when it comes to Priest. The 70's shit is pretty good/almost sometimes great, but things really fell apart artistically for that band in the 80's. Somebody posted "Love Bites" the other day, and I was all, this is garbage. 80's Priest is mostly shit, and that's their legacy that everybody somehow seems to love.
Still.
That Tipton can play; he's one of the GOATs. But KK brings down the twin guits. Those two will never be Piper Holmes.
Now.
The other thing is.
Look at that top 6. I'll repost it. I don't give a fuck.
Here!
1. Manowar
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Type O Negative
4. KISS
5. W.A.S.P.
6. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
That's a solid top 6, it is. Is Priest better than BRMC? No, they are not. It's true BRMC never released a song as great as "Painkiller," but they're hella more consistent, and they got that badass sound. Priest is goofy. No way I can rank them higher even if BRMC is one of the most boring bands I've ever seen live.
The NoblemanOK, first off. Mea culpa.
I misread the thread title. Me. Ronnie Burgenfeces.
I thought you guys were supposed to rank how I (Ronnie Burgenfeces) would rank these.
It''s a mistake on my part. A rare mistake, to be sure. A rare, rare mistake, but a mistake nonetheless, and i'm sorry about that. I'd like to apologize especially to suckit and heenan snuka, even though they both like Van halen, and Van Halen is stupid.
So, my eyerolling you is that I thought you thought I would rank Priest #7. Of course I wouldnt, but it's feasible you would. You after all, have the carcass of a dead dog shoved up your earholes. You would have to- to think Popoff knows anything about priest, regardless of that he has written books (yes, books, plural) about them. That fucker rates Hell Bent For Leather over British Steel! Insanity.
Now.
I've seen BRMC live, and I thought it was not boring. I was actually amazed how much sound two musicians (and a drummer) could make on stage.
You are right about Tipton vs Downing. Tipton is 80% of that duo, lead-wise. And probably songwriting wise (Although KK has done well for himself (in KK's Priest ((feat Ripper Owens) feat AJ Mills))), even if not top-tier, he has done a lot singlehandly and raised my estimation of him). But I wonder if Piper Holmes was really Piper Holmes. Piper does have the better solo in Sleeping (also known as Sleeping (in the fire)), but Holmes does the heavy lifting in WASP as well, to my ears.
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