Ron Burgunfeces
Last seen gallivanting naked through a field of poppies
"a Adonis"
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 8, 2022 22:36:58 GMT 1
Welcome, new poster! I'm Ron Burgunfeces, the VP of Welcoming, and I'd like to welcome you to our lil' site!
Please let me introduce you to our leadership team:
DemonFilth - VP of Recruiting - You dont need him, you're already here
*Ech* - King Shit of Fuck Mountain, King-man, his Kingness, El Kingerino, VP of Hooker Lowballing - if you need advice on how to get Xmas BJs from hookers for rock bottom rates
Cowpins - VP of Member Retention - If you're thinking of quitting this site like a little Phil Ouze/PantsOnFire/Labatt bitch, please allow him to talk you out of it first.
IMS - VP of Shenanigans - Please see him for any sillyness
Aristocrap - VP of Fracas
Heres a little FAQ for ya:
"May I use inflammatory comments?"
No! racism and threats will obviously not be tolerated and illegal content will be removed and reported.
"Is there a main site I can ignore, like the Metal Sludge main page no one goes on?
Yes! Check out the main page at www.ElectricEyeRock.com (click on a few ads while you're there) If our webmaster can make $7.50, he'll get an xmas surprise!
Do you have a link tree or some crap? Yes! Subscribe to our socials at our Linktree.
"Are we allowed to post titties, double oral, or tranny cocks?" Sadly no, as much as we realize how good all these things are, our host forbids it. However, please check out our Badass Fitness Bitches and Hot Bitches for PG-13 pix!
"Should I tell my friends TenBenny and Michellish to come over here?" Sure!
Sure!
"Are we allowed to air out grievances on the Sludge CEO, post pix of him and cast aspersions on his relatives? No! Get a life! If you dont like it there, you have a great new forum without him to hang out on. Just enjoy it!
Welcome! Ron Burgunfeces, VP of Welcoming
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 8, 2022 22:54:02 GMT 1
Fuck off.
The Nobleman
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Ron Burgunfeces
Last seen gallivanting naked through a field of poppies
"a Adonis"
Posts: 2,892
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 8, 2022 23:13:08 GMT 1
Toxic.
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therealgws
Cram it, Susan!
Not a Bot...
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Post by therealgws on Dec 8, 2022 23:36:15 GMT 1
Just doing his job and doing it well I might add...
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 8, 2022 23:44:13 GMT 1
Just doing his job and doing it well I might add...  
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Post by *ech* on Dec 9, 2022 0:03:52 GMT 1
Thank you, that is a nice welcome message, you've covered all the bases and even managed to spell my username correctly (still needs to be accurately stylized, but that's my fault for not shipping the stylebook to all VPs in a timely manner)
I wish you'd stop bringing up my anecdote with that lady of the night, but I guess it's fair game.
PINNED!
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Post by heenansnuka on Dec 9, 2022 8:01:46 GMT 1
Wait, titties are not allowed?
WTF kinda rule is that??!!
Hey Ron Burgunfeces, fix that shit!!
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Post by vinceneilgiraldo on Dec 9, 2022 8:23:07 GMT 1
Wow, just checked out the Linktree. I had no idea Electric Eye had so much content across various platforms.
Great work, *ech*!
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Ron Burgunfeces
Last seen gallivanting naked through a field of poppies
"a Adonis"
Posts: 2,892
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 9, 2022 8:36:43 GMT 1
Wait, titties are not allowed? WTF kinda rule is that??!! Hey Ron Burgunfeces, fix that shit!! That’s Ech’s policy. If it were up to me, there would be a titty board, with threads dedicated to fakes, mosquito bites, and good ol naturals. |
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Post by *ech* on Dec 9, 2022 8:50:43 GMT 1
Initially, I didn't mind some nudity. I still don't. But those are the ProBoards rules. In fact, one user had an avatar that kind of looked like nudity (but was in fact just a regular household object) and it got flagged by a ProBoards bot, and I got a warning. So it's a rule now...
And it's *ech*, not Ech, damn it!
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Post by *ech* on Dec 9, 2022 8:59:36 GMT 1
Wow, just checked out the Linktree. I had no idea Electric Eye had so much content across various platforms. Great work, *ech*! Thank you sir! It's all an elaborate con job to get credentialed to shows... but I just might become legit in the process!  |
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Post by ulijonrothfan on Dec 9, 2022 9:16:44 GMT 1
Wait, titties are not allowed? WTF kinda rule is that??!! Hey Ron Burgunfeces, fix that shit!! That’s Ech’s policy. If it were up to me, there would be a titty board, with threads dedicated to fakes, mosquito bites, and good ol naturals. What's your stance on pics of giant throbbing cocks? |
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Post by *ech* on Dec 9, 2022 9:57:27 GMT 1
That’s Ech’s policy. If it were up to me, there would be a titty board, with threads dedicated to fakes, mosquito bites, and good ol naturals. What's your stance on pics of giant throbbing cocks? I'd rather stay anonymous. |
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 10, 2022 22:06:01 GMT 1
"May I use inflammatory comments?"
No! racism and threats will obviously not be tolerated and illegal content will be removed and reported.
"Is there a main site I can review, like the Metal Sludge main page no one goes on? (<---needs end quotes)
Yes! Check out the main page at www.ElectricEyeRock.com (click on a few ads while you're there) If our webmaster can make $7.50, he'll get an xmas surprise!
Do you have a link tree or some crap? (<---needs quotes) Yes! Subscribe to our socials at our Linktree.
"Are we allowed to post titties, double oral, or tranny cocks?"
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Ron Burgunfeces
Last seen gallivanting naked through a field of poppies
"a Adonis"
Posts: 2,892
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 10, 2022 22:47:19 GMT 1
"May I use inflammatory comments?"
No! racism and threats will obviously not be tolerated and illegal content will be removed and reported.
"Is there a main site I can review, like the Metal Sludge main page no one goes on? (<---needs end quotes)
Yes! Check out the main page at www.ElectricEyeRock.com (click on a few ads while you're there) If our webmaster can make $7.50, he'll get an xmas surprise!
Do you have a link tree or some crap? (<---needs quotes) Yes! Subscribe to our socials at our Linktree.
"Are we allowed to post titties, double oral, or tranny cocks?"
The NoblemanEh. We don’t stand on convention here at the electric eye rock n roll memories forum. I might update if you apologize for insulting psychobolia. And whe I change the hooker lowballer’s name to king shit shitacular kingy kingking, or whatever it is he wants to be called |
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Post by DemonFilth2001 (VP Recruiting) on Dec 11, 2022 5:35:00 GMT 1
I am the top poster here. OB tries.
Do you like PRETTY BOY FLOYD?
Horrible band.
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Post by *ech* on Dec 11, 2022 15:33:15 GMT 1
I am the top poster here. OB tries. Do you like PRETTY BOY FLOYD? Horrible band. BANNED! You are prohibited from using that name here. |
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
Box is a weird term for pussy but I guess I can see where it comes from. I mean, you can put things in a box, like you can put things in a vagina. So why not? Still, I find it weird and I don't think I'm alone.
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 18, 2022 17:16:07 GMT 1
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cowpins
Stage 4 Tourette's syndrome
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Post by cowpins on Dec 21, 2022 17:41:04 GMT 1
I'm fearing that this site is a trap to discuss the band that we're not supposed to discuss, particularly how they stole/recorded/released other peoples music as their own, thus why we're asked to not talk about them.
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Ron Burgunfeces
Last seen gallivanting naked through a field of poppies
"a Adonis"
Posts: 2,892
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Dec 21, 2022 18:05:10 GMT 1
I'm fearing that this site is a trap to discuss the band that we're not supposed to discuss, particularly how they stole/recorded/released other peoples music as their own, thus why we're asked to not talk about them. Ah! Like a honeypot! |
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