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Post by Lord Spooge on Dec 21, 2023 10:40:56 GMT 1
A young lady took her clothes to her regular dry cleaner, and said to the hard-of-hearing owner that there was a stain that needed attention. “Come again?” He asked…
“Yes, it is.”
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Post by psychobolia on Dec 21, 2023 11:05:30 GMT 1
A young lady took her clothes to her regular dry cleaner, and said to the hard-of-hearing owner that there was a stain that needed attention. “Come again?” He asked… “Yes, it is.” This one was FUNNY! BY A LONG SHOT!!!
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Post by grendel on Dec 21, 2023 15:35:39 GMT 1
It actually works that way also!
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Post by *ech* on Dec 21, 2023 15:40:48 GMT 1
I prefer the earlier version. This is very disappointing. This thread is an emotional rollercoaster.
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Post by grendel on Dec 21, 2023 19:39:53 GMT 1
What did the Polish mom say to the dad before bedtime?
"Let's put the kids to B-E-D so we can fuck."
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Post by grendel on Dec 21, 2023 19:46:55 GMT 1
What do you do when an epileptic has a fit in your hot tub?
Throw in some detergent and some dirty laundry.
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Post by Lord Spooge on Dec 22, 2023 1:03:56 GMT 1
What did the Polish mom say to the dad before bedtime?
Throw in some detergent and some dirty laundry.
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Post by Lord Spooge on Dec 22, 2023 1:04:32 GMT 1
What do you do when an epileptic has a fit in your hot tub?
"Let's put the kids to B-E-D so we can fuck."
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Post by grendel on Dec 22, 2023 1:08:47 GMT 1
Thank you for your contribution to the joke thread!
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 22, 2023 1:09:36 GMT 1
Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street.
What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are just ornamental.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos.
What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning? When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
How does Santa stay STD free? He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney.
Dreaming of a white Christmas? Jingle my balls, baby.
I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come… Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
So, my girlfriend wanted a white Christmas… But when I came on her face that morning, she didn’t even thank me.
Christmas is so stupid… Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross. These jokes suck Jingle my balls, baby.
- The Krampus Knäve
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 22, 2023 1:27:04 GMT 1
Hotsauce walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender exclaims, "O wow!! I've never seen one of these before!!" Then Bartender ax, "does it talk?"
Parrots says, "Mostly just cries and moans when I lay down my bitch's pimp hand or when I tell him to shut the fuck up and stop laughing all the time with his fatbitch wife."
The Nobleman
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Post by grendel on Dec 22, 2023 3:17:45 GMT 1
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro cinco.
Why won’t Hotsauce buy his wife a watch?
Because he told her that there is a clock on the stove.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Dec 27, 2023 6:52:03 GMT 1
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Post by Aristocrat on Dec 31, 2023 23:39:50 GMT 1
Hotsauce walks into a bar then realizes he's too lame and boring to be in a bar.
And then he's relieved when his wife calls him and makes him come home, so they can laugh together.
The Nobleman
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Post by grendel on Jan 13, 2024 3:53:51 GMT 1
What is Hotsauce's blood type?
Ragu.
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Post by grendel on Jan 16, 2024 19:32:44 GMT 1
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
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Post by Aristocrat on Jan 16, 2024 20:27:18 GMT 1
Hotsauce walks into an accountant's office and asx, "can you do my taxes?"
Accountant says, "fuck off fatass!"
The Nobleman
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Post by Aristocrat on Mar 19, 2024 21:01:42 GMT 1
Hotsauce walks into a bar and sees Bahana on the stool and bounces a beer can off Bahana's head.
The fawnass bar bitches laugh at Bahana.
Then.
Hotsauce pulls Bahana's pants down, and nobody can get over how dirty Bahana's underwear is.
The Nobleman
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Mar 19, 2024 21:26:05 GMT 1
Hotsauce walks into an accountant's office and asx, "can you do my taxes?"
Accountant says, "fuck off fatass!"
The Nobleman Haha! It's funny cause it's true!
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Post by Bahana on Mar 19, 2024 21:54:09 GMT 1
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