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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 18, 2024 17:08:21 GMT 1
You know what the toughest part about being a gay black policeman is?
The discrimination
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grendel
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Post by grendel on Apr 18, 2024 17:50:37 GMT 1
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because Hotsauce put on a pair of old socks this morning.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 18, 2024 18:22:51 GMT 1
Q. What do you call a guy who was able to get a wife?
A. Hotsauce
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therealgws
Cram it, Susan!
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Post by therealgws on Apr 18, 2024 20:04:47 GMT 1
Hotsauce taking a beating up in here LOL...
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Post by grendel on Apr 18, 2024 21:40:10 GMT 1
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender says “hey, I thought you guys only drank blood!”
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says “I’m making tea. Mua-ha—ha-ha…”
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on Apr 18, 2024 21:49:44 GMT 1
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grendel
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Post by grendel on Apr 19, 2024 2:11:30 GMT 1
We hat did the leper say to the hooker after sex?
“keep the tip.”
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 19, 2024 2:15:04 GMT 1
Two streetwalkers are lamenting how slow business has been lately.
One said said "man this sucks. Last night I fucked a guy just for bus fare home." The other said "That's nothing. Last night I blew a guy just so I could have something warm in my stomach."
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 19, 2024 2:16:01 GMT 1
Two streetwalkers are hanging out on the corner, lookin for business.
One says to the other "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The other one says: "No, but I've been swung by the tits."
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grendel
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Post by grendel on Apr 19, 2024 2:27:39 GMT 1
Nice!
Two morticians were chatting at lunch, one asked the other “did you get a look at the fat lady with the jumbo shrimp sticking out of her vagina?”
The other was alarmed, and made him take him to the corpse so he could see for himself. “You idiot! That’s not a jumbo shrimp! That’s her clitoris!”
He replied “ hmmmmm…it sure tasted like a jumbo shrimp.”
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IMS (VP of Schenanigans)
What the...?
Knave of the Electric Eye Realms
I identify as mail & I'm inside a VAGINA w/ a tramp stamp @the Post Office. WTF is weird about that.
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Post by IMS (VP of Schenanigans) on Apr 19, 2024 4:16:50 GMT 1
Did you hear about the flasher that was going to retire? He decided to stick it out for another year...
- The Knäve *ech*
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grendel
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Post by grendel on Apr 19, 2024 14:42:13 GMT 1
A slow-witted woman went for an examination at the gynecologist’s office.
“Ma’am, it is my opinion that you have acute vaginitis” said the doctor.
She replied “why thank you sweetheart!”
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Post by Aristocrat on May 7, 2024 0:19:48 GMT 1
Hotsauce walks into a bar and calls DemonFilth2001 a fat girl.
The Nobleman
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Post by grendel on May 8, 2024 15:09:50 GMT 1
What did the vato say when his English composition flew out the car window?
“Come back here ese!”
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therealgws
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Post by therealgws on May 8, 2024 16:30:21 GMT 1
What did the vato say when his English composition flew out the car window? “Come back here ese!”
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