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Post by *ech* on Apr 17, 2024 15:27:50 GMT 1
Bump.
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Post by grendel on Apr 17, 2024 16:46:15 GMT 1
What is difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?
The first one is a hunt on a course…
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Post by *ech* on Apr 17, 2024 18:32:32 GMT 1
Good 'un!
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Post by grendel on Apr 17, 2024 19:06:10 GMT 1
There once was a young lady from Dallas,
Who used dynamite in place of a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace.
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 17, 2024 20:33:19 GMT 1
There once was a young lady from Dallas, Who used dynamite in place of a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And her asshole in Buckingham Palace. I would think dynamite would not allow the parts to travel so far, and that individual body parts would not survive intact. |
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 17, 2024 20:34:24 GMT 1
What is difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? The first one is a hunt on a course… And the second one is the wife of Leofric, Earl of Mercia.
It's funny cause it's true!
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Post by grendel on Apr 17, 2024 21:05:40 GMT 1
What is difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? The first one is a hunt on a course… And the second one is the wife of Leofric, Earl of Mercia.
It's funny cause it's true!
Switch the c and the h you big dummy! |
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Post by grendel on Apr 17, 2024 21:07:58 GMT 1
There once was a young lady from Dallas, Who used dynamite in place of a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And her asshole in Buckingham Palace. I would think dynamite would not allow the parts to travel so far, and that individual body parts would not survive intact. Don’t disrespect my limerick you bastard! Keep it up and I won’t feel sorry for you anymore when Bsllerman pwns the shit out of you! |
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 17, 2024 21:51:08 GMT 1
And the second one is the wife of Leofric, Earl of Mercia.
It's funny cause it's true!
Switch the c and the h you big dummy! there's no H in Leofric.
pwnd.
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Post by therealgws on Apr 17, 2024 22:31:36 GMT 1
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Post by grendel on Apr 18, 2024 2:21:27 GMT 1
What did Zero say to Eight?
“Hey Shitdick - your belt is on too tight!”
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Post by Aristocrat on Apr 18, 2024 2:55:40 GMT 1
What did Zero say to Eight? “Hey Shitdick - your belt is on too tight!”
Hi Grendel.
Wouldn't this be better as, "what did 0 say to 8?"
OB thinks so, he does so do think, he does.
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Post by Lord Spooge on Apr 18, 2024 3:04:38 GMT 1
What did Zero say to hotsauce?
“Hey Shitdick!”
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Post by Aristocrat on Apr 18, 2024 3:11:29 GMT 1
What did Zero say to hotsauce? “Hey Shitdick!”
What did 8 say to 0?
What's your waist to height ratio, fatass?
Shitdick!
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 18, 2024 3:34:10 GMT 1
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because Seven was a registered sex offender.
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Post by grendel on Apr 18, 2024 16:04:56 GMT 1
What did Zero say to Eight? “Hey Shitdick - your belt is on too tight!”
Hi Grendel.
Wouldn't this be better as, "what did 0 say to 8?"
OB thinks so, he does so do think, he does.
The NoblemanNoted! |
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Post by grendel on Apr 18, 2024 16:05:26 GMT 1
What did Zero say to hotsauce? “Hey Shitdick!” I don’t hate this one! |
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Post by grendel on Apr 18, 2024 16:10:06 GMT 1
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a registered sex offender. You already posted thiis dud on page 1 of this thread. EPIC FAIL |
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Post by Ron Burgunfeces on Apr 18, 2024 16:16:53 GMT 1
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a registered sex offender. You already posted thiis dud on page 1 of this thread. EPIC FAIL Oh.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
It wasnt. Numbers are not sentient, and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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Post by grendel on Apr 18, 2024 16:36:48 GMT 1
Reminder: this is the “Bring The Lolz” thread, not the “turd in the punchbowl” thread.
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